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12.08.09 - Not "Zombulator"

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October 30, 2009 – Comments (11)

The importance of this date can not be overstated.  The facts are piling up so high and are so obvious, that I will not even write them down.  However, 12.08.09 does not have a good name yet.  I'm am asking you, my fellow fools, to come up with a name of equal weight and importance as the "Zombulator".

This is no errant task.  A proper name will give greater importance to these posting, making them more likely to be read and then linked on Facebook pages the world over.  Those millions of people will take this date more seriously because of the awesomeness of the name.  You will not only be saving many people huge amounts of money, but saving them from the horrible realities of financial stress.

Divorces may not happen because of the time and effort you put into this name.

Children will be spared the agony of parents breaking up - of hearing Mommy yell at Daddy "Why didn't you listen pull out of the market on  12.08.09!"  Only to hear the meak reply "Because the Zombulator is such a better name."

With financial misfortune comes starvation, foreclosures and natural disasters.  It is NOT enough to rec this post - you must comment.  You must give this all important date a name.  Reread all my previous posts [and do NOT forget to rec them] to get a better feel for what is happening on this date [then send me a private email, because I don't even know yet].

This is your chance to make a difference in the world.  Don't blow it, like the time you FAILED to put the yellow ribbon around your tree.  Second chances don't come very often, and I am giving you that second chance.

11 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 30, 2009 at 10:20 AM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

You could say that date is "Zombulicious".

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#2) On October 30, 2009 at 10:26 AM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

Zombombidoodle?

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#3) On October 30, 2009 at 10:28 AM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

Greenacke Day?

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#4) On October 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM, FreeMarkets (92.24) wrote:

I'm leaning towards "EXTINCTION DAY"

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#5) On October 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM, ocsurf (< 20) wrote:

FreeMarkets You need to comment on your own blog post about 100 times for it to be a REAL Zomborama, Zombinator, Zomba-long-a-ding-dong, Zomba-moma blog.

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#6) On October 30, 2009 at 10:50 AM, FreeMarkets (92.24) wrote:

OCSurf - it is clear I am an amateur compared to the Zombulator.  I realize I MUST use a made up word - it adds to credibility.

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#7) On October 30, 2009 at 10:54 AM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

ExSTINKtion Day?

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#8) On October 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM, booyahh (< 20) wrote:

FreeMarkets You need to comment on your own blog post about 100 times for it to be a REAL Zomborama, Zombinator, Zomba-long-a-ding-dong, Zomba-moma blog.

You also need to do a google search and then post dozens of random links about unemployment.

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#9) On October 30, 2009 at 11:14 AM, Rasbold (91.48) wrote:

"The Great Dow Jonesing Day"

Jonesing for some real, hardcore positive data, whcih never really comes!

 May Your Dow Never Jones!

 

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#10) On October 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM, ocsurf (< 20) wrote:

"You also need to do a google search and then post dozens of random links about unemployment."

SO TRUE!

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#11) On October 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM, kdakota630 (29.56) wrote:

In keeping with the "undead" theme you could always call it something Vampire-related, like:

Vampiration

Vampirific

Vampirification... sucking the life-blood from the economy.

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