12.08.09 - Not "Zombulator"
The importance of this date can not be overstated. The facts are piling up so high and are so obvious, that I will not even write them down. However, 12.08.09 does not have a good name yet. I'm am asking you, my fellow fools, to come up with a name of equal weight and importance as the "Zombulator".
This is no errant task. A proper name will give greater importance to these posting, making them more likely to be read and then linked on Facebook pages the world over. Those millions of people will take this date more seriously because of the awesomeness of the name. You will not only be saving many people huge amounts of money, but saving them from the horrible realities of financial stress.
Divorces may not happen because of the time and effort you put into this name.
Children will be spared the agony of parents breaking up - of hearing Mommy yell at Daddy "Why didn't you listen pull out of the market on 12.08.09!" Only to hear the meak reply "Because the Zombulator is such a better name."
With financial misfortune comes starvation, foreclosures and natural disasters. It is NOT enough to rec this post - you must comment. You must give this all important date a name. Reread all my previous posts [and do NOT forget to rec them] to get a better feel for what is happening on this date [then send me a private email, because I don't even know yet].
This is your chance to make a difference in the world. Don't blow it, like the time you FAILED to put the yellow ribbon around your tree. Second chances don't come very often, and I am giving you that second chance.