18. Who is Winning?
April 04, 2011
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RELATED TICKERS: MCZ
, GPL
WINNING
CHIMPCONTEST RANKINGS (outperform SPY x Haiku score) - top 5
Please note I am only calculating the top 5 outperforms because I doubt a haiku is so good that it would lift someone from below the top 5 to the winners circle
CIGX - Motley Animal - WINNING - 177 x 8.2 = Big effing lead. Some of you think Motley Animal is not winning and this stock is a scam with a dubious one star ranking. My response. WINNING
What is the best stock to trade? A penny stock scam with questionable scientific evidence. With 13 million shares short that need to be bought back can the winning continue. Don't be a hater.
Smoking without the risk of cancer. Well if there isn't a better headline to push a stock up I don't know what is.
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VICL - BlackSwanCapital - 53 x 6.8 = 360. Is this a bad or good omen for VICL? That is a mathematical joke. VICL is a biotech company. I love biotech because it is another pumper and dumper favorite industry.
As we know most fools do little research when it comes to investing. Maybe look at the PEG or YOY earnings increase. Some will even speed read the first paragraph of the last 5 articles written on the stock. After all the stock is up 3% this morning we don't want to miss the boat!!!!!
Have you ever tried to make heads or tails out of a biotech 10Q? The biggest casino in the stock market is biotech.
Here is a blurb I copied from the Yahoo business summary description
and ONCEPT therapeutic cancer vaccine encoding human tyrosinase for the treatment to increase survival time of dogs with oral melanoma
Obviously lying on the cool kitchen floor and licking your private parts all day long is a good way to get tumors in your mouth.
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EXAS - Enigmadude - 37 x 8 = 296. Another medical/scientific/curing stock. Are we seeing a trend with our leader board?
First smoking, then licking your own private parts, now a company that focuses on colorectal cancer. I'm not sure where I want to place my bet. I'm guessing rectal has to do something with the colon which has to do with something related to your diet?
My suggestion to the CAPS community. Buy this stock, then talk incessantly about it to the prettiest girl in your office. On an on how you own this stock and you will be rich. Use medical terms and when she seems confused, translate into slang terms. There is no better ice breaker when trying to hook up in the office than talking about a$$.
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MCZ - fearandbullets - 32 x 5.6 = 179. Just one more point and we would have another mathematical joke. Instead we have my favorite stock since last Summer. I actually bought this thing around 75c and found it through this website. I've traded in an out a few times but still own shares. WINNING.
Mad Catz is an interesting story and I don't think I could buy it here since I have owned it at 1/3 of the price. I'm hoping this stock wins the chimpcontest because it will continue to power my overall returns ahead. In short, it sells state of the art accessories to gamers.
Gamer = someone with no life who will pay big dollars for state of the art accessories and lots of caffeinated beverages.
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GPL - Kdakota630 - 27 x 6.8 = 183. Thank God! A silver stock. GPL I believe was another penny stock like MCZ that caught wind in fooldom. I don't read the blogs much since I have a lot of other activities going on, but I do recall some pumping of this on MF.
Now if we were talking Silverback Gorilla then I would tell you everything you want to know about. However, we are talking silver the metal and I think most of you fools have heard 1000 pitches on that one.
WHO IS WINNING?
Charlie Sheen, Cancer Free Pumpers, Golden Retreivers with Lumpy Mouths, McDonalds Good Old Hamburgers, Overweight Children, or Bernake?
Investing in a stock is sooooooo complex.
My guess it will be MCZ or GPL.
These are tangible things that can be easily understood when reading financial statements or understanding the macro economic environment we live in. The leaderboard may have a few hope and promise stocks, but I will stick with overweight kids playing more video games and Bernake inflating the bubble. I can get my head around that.
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