30 Years of Global Cooling Are Coming, Leading Scientist Says
We simply can not have this! We need to tax ethanol! We need to tax hydrogen fuel cells! We need to fine people who are not driving far enough to go to work every day! We can not sit idle and worry about mother nature handling the problem!
We are all doomed! Oceans will shrink and all the fish will die due to overcrowding! Then we will all die of starvation, for lack of fish!
The dolphins will escape to another planet though, while singing us a song thanking us for all of the fish.