I am pretty sure there have been LOADS of other examples of real-life, Onion-esque headlines, and I thought the fine folks here might want to add some. But I wrote The Onion's Biggest Competitor: Reality for Fool.com today.
Fake news possibly gets disrupted by our crazy days. ;) (A reader added an hilarious link to a classic Onion "business" story in the comments, too.)
For some reason about once a year I get the urge to do something in fake Shakespearean, so here was this year's edition (with some great Shakespearean adds from Foolish editor Nathan Alderman, too): [more]