You know those lame market headlines that brainless editors at AP write to try and explain why aggregate indexes move one way or another? I think we should have a daily contest to see who can come up with the best. If we get enough entries, I'll even donate a real live prize, something awesome from my desk at Fool HQ. [more]
... says liver-snatching CEO holding up a more expensive iPhone that does less and won't fit in your pocket. [more]
Streaming video is really pretty marginal, even when you have really fast internet. I've got cox cable at my house, which has unbelievable speeds. But that's only if it's being fed a fast data stream. [more]
Seriously. Where are the stories? Nothin' on Fool.com. AP? Reuters? Bloomberg? [more]
While he was busy throwing a fit about a recent article describing the shambles that is his lousy Internet retailer's financials, and having his personal internet stalker, Judd, the Facebook pretexter, Bagley, try to contain the damage with the usual disinformation, his CFO up and quit. [more]
is awesome if they hire this intern candidate.
Not possible, because, well because.
... and other great news from the deep thinkers at the National Inflation Association.
Publishers, and other thin-skinned luddites, whine. [more]
And why does Buffett put up with him? (Answer: Buffett has always been the kind of guy who liked to fawn over celebrities, as anyone who's seen his silly skits at Buffett-stock already knows.) [more]
Dear Select Comfort, [more]
As you all know, we Motley Fool analysts have a ton of secret, insider information sent to us by industry moles. Following the recent, lame announcements at CES, an Apple research intern, in great danger of losing his job, sent me some choice information on the upcoming apple tablet. Here are a few of the key features in the works: [more]
The CMKM Diamond crowd of naked-short nutjobs looks for another way to shift blame.
It's not their fault they lost their dough investing in an obvious fraud. It's a massive government conspiracy, of course.
At least there should be. [more]