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Jobs' iPad Fails to Absorb Dark Investor Sentiment -- Market Headline Contest

January 28, 2010 – Comments (18)

You know those lame market headlines that brainless editors at AP write to try and explain why aggregate indexes move one way or another? I think we should have a daily contest to see who can come up with the best. If we get enough entries, I'll even donate a real live prize, something awesome from my desk at Fool HQ.   [more]

Post on the iPad

January 28, 2010 – Comments (1)

Monica Hesse FTW.  [more]

It's a magical device...

January 27, 2010 – Comments (4)

... says liver-snatching CEO holding up a more expensive iPhone that does less and won't fit in your pocket.  [more]

Something the Internet TV crowd doesn't get.

January 27, 2010 – Comments (5)

Streaming video is really pretty marginal, even when you have really fast internet. I've got cox cable at my house, which has unbelievable speeds. But that's only if it's being fed a fast data stream.  [more]

Overstalk.com ex-CFO leaves and no one covers it?

January 26, 2010 – Comments (2) | RELATED TICKERS: OSTK

Seriously. Where are the stories? Nothin' on Fool.com. AP? Reuters? Bloomberg?  [more]

Poor Patrick Byrne

January 25, 2010 – Comments (7) | RELATED TICKERS: OSTK

While he was busy throwing a fit about a recent article describing the shambles that is his lousy Internet retailer's financials, and having his personal internet stalker, Judd, the Facebook pretexter, Bagley, try to contain the damage with the usual disinformation, his CFO up and quit.  [more]

The Future of Goldman Sachs

January 25, 2010 – Comments (5)

is awesome if they hire this intern candidate.

Bubble Not Possible in China...

January 22, 2010 – Comments (8)

Not possible, because, well because. 

... and other great news from the deep thinkers at the National Inflation Association.

Kindle Users Revolt

January 20, 2010 – Comments (15)

Publishers, and other thin-skinned luddites, whine.  [more]

When will Yahoo! Finance finally dump dork Ben Stein?

January 14, 2010 – Comments (15)

And why does Buffett put up with him? (Answer: Buffett has always been the kind of guy who liked to fawn over celebrities, as anyone who's seen his silly skits at Buffett-stock already knows.)  [more]

Dear Select Comfort

January 13, 2010 – Comments (16) | RELATED TICKERS: SCSS

Dear Select Comfort,  [more]

Secret Features of the new Apple Tablet Revealed

January 12, 2010 – Comments (1)

As you all know, we Motley Fool analysts have a ton of secret, insider information sent to us by industry moles. Following the  recent, lame announcements at CES, an Apple research intern, in great danger of losing his job, sent me some choice information on the upcoming apple tablet. Here are a few of the key features in the works:   [more]

Proof that many bagholders deserve to lose their dough

January 11, 2010 – Comments (0)

The CMKM Diamond crowd of naked-short nutjobs looks for another way to shift blame.

It's not their fault they lost their dough investing in an obvious fraud. It's a massive government conspiracy, of course.

Sj

Job Openings for Copy Editors at Fargo Forum

January 08, 2010 – Comments (2)

At least there should be.  [more]