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The end of civilization as we know it

April 29, 2010 – Comments (2)

I give up. Not even the robot's know how to u'se an apo'strophe.  [more]

Microsoft and/or AT&T Invent Time Machine

April 22, 2010 – Comments (0)

Consulting my old windows "smart"phone today, I saw a missed call. Checking it, I see that my called me at 1:25 on June 25, 2010.

Next time, I need to make sure I pick up and ask here to give me quotes on a few tickers.

Sj

Tim Huff pleads Guilty

April 07, 2010 – Comments (2)

Ah, I remember back in the day when Timmy was a victim in all this. Those nasty market manipulators and short sellers (moi, according to a hissy-fit threat he uttered to me on the phone, threatening to sic the SEC on me...) were the problem, not Timmy's fictional revenues or grandiose claims for future tech stardom.  [more]

3 Notes on the iPad and maxi-hype

April 01, 2010 – Comments (3)

1) This thing is going to spend more time in the bathroom with men than Senator Larry Craig.

2) America, you need to turn off the Star Trek, get out of the basement, and kiss a girl. Seriously.

3) American media, we're on to you.