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Bernanke's next cut

October 31, 2008 – Comments (4)

Alright folks, I think it's come to this.  After the Fed cuts rates to 0% (isn't it inevitable at this point?), Helicopter Ben will only have one move left...expect the headline: "Bernanke Announces Beard Cut".

-A

PS...that's for you, Grizzly Adams, wherever you are.

The Worst Move of the Day

October 31, 2008 – Comments (6) | RELATED TICKERS: F

Below is the headline and blurb I read in the Wall Street Journal...really, Ford?  Oil prices fall and two seconds later this is your reaction?  Forecasting growing demand for a gas guzzler?  You've forgotten about the recession we're in?    [more]

OMG...I so went to the mall this weekend

October 30, 2008 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: AEO , GPS , GM

So, like, I did.  [more]

Main Street vs. Wall Street: Who's to blame?

October 12, 2008 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: BAC , JPM , WFC

I'm tired of the Main Street vs. Wall Street political rhetoric.    [more]

I'd like to punch him in the face!

October 11, 2008 – Comments (3) | RELATED TICKERS: LEH , GS

I'm a little late on this one, but it's been cracking me up all week.  [more]

Thoughts on the Panic of 2008

October 10, 2008 – Comments (0)

Pretty brutal day...er week...er year.  At this point I'm kind of numb to the mugging of my portfolio.    [more]

If The Onion Wrote Fool Articles...

October 06, 2008 – Comments (8) | RELATED TICKERS: GS , BAC , MCD

It seems like WWF and soap opera writers are writing the financial news these days.  Each day's events are more outlandish than the next.  So here are some headlines that aren't true, but should be:  [more]

Beware the Love Stocks

October 05, 2008 – Comments (2)

We’re Fools…we love stocks!  But each of us has at least one stock that we love too much.  Unconditional love is a great concept for humans, but a terrible one for stocks.  Here are 10 warning signs to watch out for:  [more]