April 16, 2009 –
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Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - Pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It cannot get any easier than that!
PS: If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes… [more]
March 11, 2009 –
The Market is Not a 'Market', but rather a controlled channel where your money goes and never returns - kinda like a Vegas Casino. Here is the next attempt to prevent John Q Taxpayer from making money...
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/SEC-head-says-uptick-rule-may-apf-14605180.html
March 06, 2009 –
The Tax Poem
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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he;
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know [more]
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