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ChrisGraley (29.94)

October 2008

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My own bailout plan! The revised version. This one is targeted.

October 09, 2008 – Comments (5)

OK, my first bailout plan would definitely have worked, but I've realized that Mr Market has totally panicked and needs more assurances. This time I'm going to give a very detailed explanation of how to fix everything. I'll first state the problems and then the solutions. If you don't have a sense of humor, read no further. You'll just get upset and want to sue me. I have everything I own invested in the stock market, and my only hope is to get 1 of you to sue my negative net-worth behind and then get rich by counter-suing for emotional distress and discrimination based on my PDPD syndrome. (Post Dramatic Portfolio Drop)  [more]

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