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May 2009



I don't need a model

May 26, 2009 – Comments (7)

...I would be happy with a woman of perfectly ordinary appearance.  [more]



Julia Naidenko is in love with me

May 26, 2009 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: SPXL , TNA , FAS

I'm sure of it. If you have the misfortune of not knowing my secret admirer, here she is on Britain's Got Talent. Yes, Julia Naidenko is in love with yours truly, Fleabagger. I'm almost certain. I believe it.  [more]



Sometimes the best medicine seems cruel

May 22, 2009 – Comments (9)

I'm not talking about laughter. Sometimes the best medicine is chemotherapy. Sometimes it's amputation. You get the idea.   [more]



Strategy for the coming months

May 18, 2009 – Comments (3) | RELATED TICKERS: JAGGD , SLW

Disclosure: I own shares of JAG, SLW, TZA, FMCN, NTE, TMV, among others, and puts on BAC, DRYS, MCO, PHM, and SINA.   [more]



Reality to DryShips bulls

May 05, 2009 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: DRYS

...this is your May 5 10AM wakeup call. As a courtesy of Dream Inn, we are calling you back to reality. We would also like to inform you that excluding "special items" is a service only available for companies not already overwhelmed with crushing debt loads. Thank you!



To whomever I told to reload a pick with -90 points

May 01, 2009 – Comments (3) | RELATED TICKERS: ACAS , FMD

...And who is ranked higher than me, if I remember correctly: I sure wish I hadn't said that. I just saw that #9UltraLong (~6,900 pts, ~92.5% accuracy) is ranked higher than #11BravoBevo (~16,300 pts, ~82% accuracy). Obviously, the weighting given to accuracy is ridiculous. So, go ahead and leave that pick open and leave the 900 points on the table. They may not help your player rating enough to offset the 0.1% hit your accuracy would take.  [more]

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