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NOTvuffett (< 20)

February 2010

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Spammers still smell like ass

February 16, 2010 – Comments (0)

Federal regulators today announced that users of alcohol based hand sanitizers should not install sanibulbs or their hands could burst into flames.  A volunteer firefighter contacted for advice said you should 'stop, drop and roll' if this happens- 'or just stick them under running water'.  Speaking off the record, a top Federal regulator said "it is pretty funny to see somebody stupid enough to buy these bulbs have their hands burst into flames".

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