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May 2011

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A Short Joke For A Quiet Day-

May 15, 2011 – Comments (17)

 Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
 "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels,  and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

 Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." 

Today, the present economy has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! 

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, immigration, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I felt suicidal.

They sounded excited and asked if I could drive a truck. I don't get it.  [more]

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