So, the rat is up 22% as I write this. Uh huh. This run up on a "rosy outloook" looks like pure bullshiner to me. Yeah, parents looking to save money in a recession are going to haul their kids off to go eat pizza that tastes like someone melted candlewax on a frisbee as their whining booger noses beg and plead for more and more and more coins so they can blow them on the crappiest and most worthless toys on the planet as freak-robots play nutty music and awkward teen girls do pitifully uninspired birthday dances. This is free CAPS points watching this one fall back down like that old lady in the commercial who can't get up. Also, the whole idea of this company - subjecting kids to a mini Vegas atmosphere and turning them into mindless spending machines in search of poo-toys is as 100% unFoolish as unFoolish can be. While they're at it, this bad joke of a business should serve the kids alcohol and cigars too. We're not a nation of obese debt ridden walruses for nothing, you know. Pass the clothes pin, mamma, this one is a stinker. [more]
I'm rushing out to Saturday night din-din, so I gotta make this brief. I think that every wo/man in Fooldom has to essentially stand for something. One of the things I stand for is to mock the wicked, the arrogant and the incompetent. Please - O please dear Fools - wherever you see these n'er do wells, post here. Won't you? Thanks!
H. Wood Dan
O Me Brothers and Sisters, [more]