Ellie Mae: Are you ready to help rescue that little young 'un?
Deadeye: Sure enough, Ellie Mae!
Deacon Owl: Hallelujah!
Ellie Mae: [Notices Luke fast asleep] Luke! On your feet, you lazy critter!
Luke: Oh, uh- Shucks, Ellie Mae. I was just a-waitin' for someone to holler charge!
Gramps: Dag nab it! Let's cut out the jawin' and get it goin'. [more]
According to an article in Barrons, they might be getting ready to introduce a new tablet computer, or perhaps they will be acquiring Yammer, a new social networking biz. [more]
Scores are not updating, stock prices still reflect Friday's close. I wonder if this blog will post...
The world is not ending but my time on CAPS might be!