Cleaned up all the stocks I no longer own.
Intel recently made much fanfare about their $0.18 dividend increase. Are they trying to help investors and beleaguered pension funds? Well, if Intel is serious about returning value to shareholders it should initiate a buyback right now. A massive buyback. Intel could double EPS overnight and the stock would follow. Failing to do that amounts to fiduciary negligence by the board and management. .
Here’s how it would work. Intel has about 5.6B shares outstanding. It can use its $20B cash hoard to repurchase about 1B shares at $20 each. Then it can issue $56B in debt to repurchase another 2.8B shares. With only 1.8B shares left and $9.8B in net income, EPS would sky rocket to more than $5.50. At a P/E of 10 I’ll let you calculate the new stock price.
Bear in mind that $56B of new debt is very conservative because Intel would have still have a generous 7x in interest coverage. The company pays less than 3% interest on its existing bonds that mature 25 years from now. If Intel increases its existing $3B debt by another $56B it would probably have to pay closer to 4% . The total annual interest expense on the $59B would be roughly $2.4B and it is all tax deductible – a $720M gift from the IRS every year! See the charts below for the before and after operating income allocation (based on the latest quarterly financials, annualized). [more]
Now that the president of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick, is talking about variations for a global gold standard, I thought I’d throw one out. It is the Gold Equivalence Provision (GEP) and is designed to constrain reckless government spending but still allow prudent monetary policy (if you don’t think that’s an oxymoron). I think it should have the legal strength of a constitutional amendment and it should cover all forms of government debt.
Under GEP, the holder of the debt has an option to collect principal and interest in gold ounce equivalents based on the price of gold at the time the bond was issued. Note: this is very different from the gold standard because the price of gold is set by free markets. Here's how it works: Suppose a government agency issues a 10 year $10,000 bond with a 10% coupon on a day when NYMEX gold closes at $1,000. The holder of the bond would normally receive $1,000 interest per year and then the lump sum principal of $10,000 after 10 years. In terms of Gold Equivalence, the holder is being paid out interest of 1 ounce of gold every year, and then the principal of 10 ounces after 10 years. The Gold Equivalence Provision (GEP) would kick in at any time that gold rises above the closing price of gold when the bond was issued (i.e. $10,000 in this example). In that scenario, the holder would get paid out the current market value of the equivalent gold ounces. If the gold price drops then the bond works in the normal way.
For example, suppose after 1 year the price of gold is $1,200. Since this is higher than $1,000 gold price at issuance it means that the GEP kicks in. The holder gets paid out $1,200 instead of the usual $1,000 in interest. Suppose after year 2 the gold price drops to $900. Well then the GEP does not apply and the holder gets paid the regular $1,000 in interest. Principal payments work the same way. If after 10 years gold is trading at $1,500 an ounce then the holder gets $15,000 in principal instead of $10,000.
All the usual gold-bug and sentimental reasons plus these two:
- Because it’s useless. No, seriously. The gold price has limited industrial or economic repercussions. If the price of gold rises or falls suddenly it doesn't affect farmers or motorists like the price of soy beans or oil would. So it is the perfect market proxy for inflation expectations or financial discontent.
- Because it’s large market cap makes it hard to manipulate for any extended period of time. You need massive, global discontent/inflation expectations to move the price.
What would GEP do?
The GEP would impose a market based constraint on government spending. If the markets feel that spending is unsustainable, the gold price will rise and the government will be constrained. Or at the very least, bond holders would be made whole. This is more flexible than the usual balanced budget amendments (which always have "war" and other loopholes anyway) because productive debt financed projects would not be penalized. If the market thinks that, say, Interstate freeway construction is good for the economy, then gold prices would stay tame. Naturally, many of the gold standard deficiencies apply too. If someone figures out a way to make gold from sea water then the whole mechanism will collapse. [more]
Isn’t it perplexing that people who advocate a return to the gold standard are often against big government and supposedly pro-market? After all, the term “gold standard” is just a euphemism for government price fixing where the government sets an arbitrary, non-market price for the currency/gold conversion. By now humans should have learned that government price fixing almost always leads to a host of bad, unintended consequences. I’ll get to those in a moment. [more]