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May 2007

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Bright Lights

May 26, 2007 – Comments (0)

How many European Communists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty government
planners to establish the state production quota, twenty thousand
militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb,
290 counselors to hold seminars on coping with darkness, a committee
of 50 experts to search for the root cause as to why the last one
went out, 25 scientists to write an environmental impact statement, 120,000 student protesters to attack government buildings and chant "Resist The Darkness! Take Back The Night!" and a 15 member citizen panel to say that women and minorities
have been underrepresented in the process.

How many Conservative Economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.  [more]

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Neoconservative Races

May 13, 2007 – Comments (0)

Sung To The Tune Of: Camptown Races
Original Written By: Stephen Foster, 1850

http://www.stephen-foster-songs.de/MP3/foster04.mp3

(The original nappy-headed dialect has been removed to make the song
easier for Democrats to sing and maintain political correctness)



The PNAC ladies sing this song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Iraq War is four years long
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to lie all night
Goin' to lie all day
I bet my money on WMDs
But reality got in my way

Oh, Charlie Krauthammer and Bill Kristol,
Doo-da, doo-da
Talked us into a polemic black hole,
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to lie all night
Goin' to lie all day
I bet my money on Ahmed Chalabi
But insurgents got in the way

I went to Iraq to spread democracy
Doo-da, doo-da
But they welcomed me with an IED
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to lie all night
Goin' to lie all day
I bet on a slam dunk victory
But Dubya pissed it away  [more]

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