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Economic Update: Lies, Damn Lies, and The B(L)S Jobs Report

February 08, 2011 – Comments (2)

Wow.  Just f*cking wow.  Even with stability in the Middle East more fragile than an osteoporosis sufferer's boney coccyx as Egyptian government officials join in the protests against their own government (which is a bit like Alan Greenspan protesting against fiat currency or Camille Crimson protesting against hummers) and Jordan contemplates reforms to lessen the monarchy's power (and newsflash King Abdullah, you might want to do some reading on Czar Alexander II because once you let Pandora out of the box, she's not going back in, it's called entropy (though if it were Brooklyn Decker's box that she were let out of, perhaps she would go back in)), with the jobs report not just relatively awful by missing guesses by a f*ckton, but absolutely awful by showing fewer jobs are being created than in Whoopi Goldberg's pants (and Money McBags is not entirely sure what that means), and with propoganda being spread to impressionable of age females that a rise in cancers are linked to oral sex, the market still went up.  Unf*ckingbelievable.  As the market seems to care about geopolitical unrest, a national depression, and anything tangible about as much as Mark Sanford cares about family values, all we can do is buy the f*cking rip.  [more]



Small Company Update: KITD Rolls Up a Joint Acquisition

February 01, 2011 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: KITDQ

One of Money McBags’ favorite little companies, KITD, got their acquisition on again yesterday and bought a pu pu platter of video asset management technology companies in a flurry of transactions that surprised Money McBags more than protesters surprised the Egyptian government or this answer surprised the game show world (and Money McBags was surprised because he was expecting one big acquisition, not three separate ones).  KITD announced that for ~$77M they acquired Kyte, Kewego, and Kick Apps in their new strategy of buying only companies that start with the letter K (which means Kara’s Adult Playground is likely eagerly waiting by their phone, and google that one for yourself).  [more]



Surely You Can't Like CRUS. Money McBags Does Like CRUS, and Don't Call Him Shirley.

January 31, 2011 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: CRUS

Money McBags did a quick analysis of CRUS yesterday and today he was able to go through their transcript and he has to say, he was actually pretty f*cking surprised by how positive management sounded so perhaps there is still nice upside here.  Below are Money McBags' takeaways from the call.  [more]



A Visit From St. Bernanke

December 22, 2010 – Comments (3)

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the White House  [more]

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