Reasearchers have just completed a $65,000,000 government study to determine if too much money is spent on government studies. The results were inconclusive, and further studies are planned.
Once upon a time, I was invited by an old friend of mine
To come over to his residence and taste his beer and wine
Well we ate lobster salad and lots of other truck
And we drank each other's health until the hour of three had struck
Well we drank until we didn't know which was wine or beer
That our heads felt rather heavy, and my brains not very clear
Well how I got home that night, I don't really know, my prayers I think I said,
But anyhow, I was paralyzed when I got into bed
Well I died and I went to heaven, [more]
I KNOW YOU THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I JUST SAID,
BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU HEARD
IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
When I was a young man, I carried my pack and I lived the life of the rover [more]
He stumbled home from Clifden Fair [more]
The sky is deep, the sky is dark [more]