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My Plan to Save America!

March 06, 2009 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: OB , A , MA

So after much research and many focus groups, I have come up with a plan to save the American economy.  As we all know, it takes “bold action” to maintain our status as the world’s largest economy and its most prosperous country.  Small steps may slow the decline and will only delay our downfall.  We need to act quickly and decisively, but by doing so we can save or create millions of jobs. 

My plan is to completely change our economy and our government and mold it after a few other countries that we should aspire to be like.  These countries are the most mediocre countries I can think of.  Their economies are average, their growth rates are average, and their recent decline is average.  But I’m sure if we model our nation after theirs, we will be superior.  If we nationalize banks, healthcare, and energy, I’m sure we will outpace the world in growth when the recovery comes.  We should aim to become just like most of Europe, this will solve all our problems.  Look how well they have done compared to the US in the last 150 years…

Oh, sorry, this is someone else’s plan, not mine.  I don’t want to take credit(or blame as the case may be) for something I didn’t think up.  I’m just hoping the Prez knows something I don’t, or else we are in trouble.