FleaBagger (99.16)

Julia Naidenko is in love with me

May 26, 2009 – Comments (0) | RELATED TICKERS: BGU , TNA , FAS

I'm sure of it. If you have the misfortune of not knowing my secret admirer, here she is on Britain's Got Talent. Yes, Julia Naidenko is in love with yours truly, Fleabagger. I'm almost certain. I believe it.

Also, I am convinced that the recent run-up in stock prices has been fully supported by fundamentals and the reasonable expectation of a quick, V-shaped economic recovery. House and stock prices will be setting all-time highs later this year, we'll all have more job offers than we know what to do with, and we can return to our carefree lifestyles of working in air-conditioned offices doing tasks of dubious economic utility while planning trips to Las Vegas to distract ourselves from the constant Damoclean sense of meaninglessness of our respective existences.

So, yes, I am optimistic about the near future. While all of you drudge through your lucrative but boring office work, I will be super-rich and dating a very sexy blonde Latvian belly dancer.