Why this Market is like my 8 year old
August 12, 2009
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My daughter got a little later start at riding a bicycle than her peers... Which of course meant that learning to ride was scarier to her because she was a little bigger and a little less fearless. Having memories of badly skinned knees from early attempts weighed heavily on her.
At first we tried training wheels, but that didn't seem to help... Her fundamentals weren't improving, if anything she was learning bad habits. She soon got discouraged. Then I bought this special handle thingy which allowed me to run behind and help her find her balance. It was promising, but also very taxing on me. Also she kept getting scared that I would let go when she wasn't ready, also she found it all to easy just to let me push her around. So we went back to training wheels again...
In relative terms going back to training wheels seemed like a step up I guess. Because she then started to take more of a interest in "riding" her bike again. But everyone knew that the only thing preventing alot of skinned knees was an artifice that would someday need to be removed. But of course, whenever I broached the subject of removing the training wheels she got scared, knowing full well that she had not yet gotten the fundamentals of riding down. So on we went for quite a while, training wheels being what they are they started to show a great deal of wear, but without them she could not "ride".
Eventually there came a point where embarrassment and the feeling of being held back compelled her to let one of the neighborhood kids teach her to ride for real. It wasn't easy, but she forced herself to do it.
So if you've read this far you might be wondering... what the heck is he talking about? I submit to you that we are sadly just happy with training wheels, bragging about going out for a ride but not yet able to do it on our own. Enjoy the "rally" I know I am as I slowly draw down profits waiting to get serious about re-investing once the training wheels come off.