M. O. A. P.
August 31, 2009
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I Deejstradomis hereby predict that by October 31st of this year, the
Mother
Of
All
Pumpkins
will arrive.

Several weeks later during a thunderstorm.
See, I told you that the
Mother
Of
All
Precipitation
would happen some time this fall. We've gotten a half inch of rain already and we're forecast to get at least another inch before we're all said and done.
All bow before me and my amazing predictive abilities!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's that you say, that's not what I have been blabbering about for months now. How dare you question my authority. I will now hurl personal attacks in the direction of you and your family to change the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deej