The Worst CEO in American History?
February 06, 2008
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Hey Fools,
While doing a man's business tonight, I was reading a Wired Magazine article about Facebook and was stunned to read that Terry Semel bungled a deal to acquire Facebook by trying to drop the price from a billion to 800 million. So, that means that a single CEO - ONE man - blew a chance to acquire Google AND Facebook? It's like having a chance to draft Ruth and Mantle and passing. It's like passing on both Shaq and Kobe. It's like... It's like... It's unspeakable. And he still managed to pocket hundreds of millions of dollars. Where is the outrage for a disgrace of this magnitude? You know what makes me sicker than sick? If you look at all these business magazines like Fortune, Forbes, Barron's, the WSJ - the glorification of excess - is incredible. Like I give a mouse-fart that the jackass who co-created MySpace prefers a $2,500 watch? Even a great magazine like Fast Company can't stop puke-fawning over anyone who can design something pretty. Anger is only inappropriate when its unjustified. Attention really must be paid. It's plain and simply a freaking disgrace to America. There really should be an "Injustice Tax" put on disgusting income like this. And I don't give a hoot if that makes me a commie. In case I'm not being clear - the man bungled GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK. I shudder to think what this yutz would do if someone handed him a non-invasive cure for baldness.
It's no wonder that John Bogle compares America to Ancient Rome. Disgusting. Disgusting beyond words. I couldn't eat enough rotten melon to express my true sentiment from the other end.
And if all this wasn't bad enough the man was once was asked, in response to a Yahoo-China ratting scandal - if he would have cooperated with Nazi Germany and replied, "I don't know how I would have felt then". Help me, Fools - is there another CEO in world history who has missed this many billions and billions of dollars? There can't be, right? Is it even mathematically possible?
Yahoo! and Microsoft? Just imagine these two bloatations (its a word now) trying to get anything done. If I were Google, I'd be delighted.
Fool On,
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PS - Terry, baby - have your people call my management company. I have a hilarious idea for a sitcom about the worst CEO in the history of planet earth who has a Scrooge-like evening in which he comes to realize that pocketing millions in unearned dough and Naziism are wrong. To make amends he becomes a big brother of an African American teen who, get a load of this, turns out to be a genius - and has the blue print for the next great American tech company! The working title is Oy vey! but I'd like to make it more urban. Maybe, something like, Oy Vey, Bro! Or maybe we go with something simpler like, Don't Bro it! Ha! I love it. You are The Man, babe. Let's do The Palm, on me. xx oo, HD