A Few Words On Happiness
Happiness is only realized
when you have Nacho Cheese Flavored Doritos
covered in melted cheese
and a bowl of queso with jalapenos.
It's the Cheese. It's all about the Cheese and always has been about the Cheese. As soon as you get to Heaven they will ask you: "Did you remember to bring the Cheese?" and if you say: "No, I forgot the Cheese." well my friend, you are going to Hell faster than Paris Hilton can swallow a Kielbasa and the Demons will burn your eyebrows off.
You can't have happiness without goodness and goodness is found only in Cheese. Have you ever seen a man with sliced American Cheddar Cheese in his pants? Did he not glow with Cheesy goodness? Did you not see the subtle and luminous radiation of his Velveeta Aura? Now check inside your pants. Is there something missing? Can you feel the emptiness? You can fill that void. Today. With Cheese.
This year is your year to choose Cheese and be blessed with happiness.
Happy New Year To All,