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A Grammar Pedant's Corporate Crustiness O' the Day

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November 29, 2007 – Comments (4)

Dear Land O' Lakes,

 

As an enthusiastic user of your Mini Moo's product, I am writing to ask that you please remove immediately the superfluous apostrophe from the product's name. As any reasonably studious 5th grader could tell you, an apostrophe is used to indicate ownership or missing letters -- in the case of a contraction, like the O' in your brand name, which stands for "of" -- not to indicate a plural, not even at the end of an acronym (no matter what those miscreants at the New York Times do).

 

If you persist in calling these products Mini Moo's, then please change your brand name to Land O' Lake's. If you are going to be wrong, you may a's well be con'si'stently wrong.

 

S'incerely,

 

S'eth Jay'son

4 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On November 29, 2007 at 3:01 PM, saunafool (98.94) wrote:

Maybe the product was created by Mini Moo, in which case it is Mini Moo's special sauce... (what is it anyway's; never seen it.)

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#2) On November 29, 2007 at 3:06 PM, TMFBent (99.83) wrote:

It's just UHT half and half, in little containters so ya don't gotta refrigerate your creamers...

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#3) On November 30, 2007 at 3:03 AM, saunafool (98.94) wrote:

OK, so it is Mini Moo's special sauce.

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#4) On November 30, 2007 at 6:14 AM, Allstar13913 (99.80) wrote:

i thought the same thing, but caps hasn't been allowing to comment lately.  It always finds some way to error.

 

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