A song parody...
...in honor of the man who can't make ends meet on a measly $25,000,000.
You don't own me/I'm not just one of your warm bods/You don't own me/Don't say I can't tryout with other squads.
You can't show me so little love/You can't do me the disgrace/Of insulting my hot glove/By putting me at third base.
You don't own me/I'm the best player in the whole world/You don't own me/Let the A-Rod banners be unfurled!
You don't pay me near enough/You only cough up 25 mil/How'm I supposed to feed my fam?/What if one of the kids takes ill?
You don't own me/You can't keep Yankeeing me around/You don't own me/Your dead-end contract's tying me down.
(Crescendo)You don't know how great I am/You don't deserve me on your team/My poop is honey-glazed ham/My eyes shoot laser beams!
You don't own me....