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AgFeed Industries: Why The Stock is Falling....

June 24, 2008 – Comments (1) | RELATED TICKERS: FEED

Here's a conundrum.... AgFeed Industries is that conundrum.  A chinese speculation that has investors baffled by the falling stock price.  Well, here to dispel all rumors and innuendo and preposterous explanations from so called experts as to why (FEED) has dropped so much, is VARCHILD!

Here's the truth!

(FEED)  was $21, drops to $20 a share

PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports buying 1 Hog Farm in a Rich area of China where rich people buy pork.

(FEED) was $20, drops to $18 a share

PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports record sales in FEED purchases for the month

(FEED) was $18, drops to $17.50

PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports buying 2 more Hog Farms, in which 1 is a breeding facility.
Hog production has increased to a capacity of 550,000 hogs. 

(FEED) was $17.50, drops to $15

PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports inclusion of stock ticker in 3 Russel Index funds.
FEED reports T.V. apperances.

(FEED) was $15, drops to $13.59 a share

PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports buying Hainan Hopejia, the largest FEED producer, and essentially becomes
the largest producer and seller of FEED product in China.

(FEED) was $13.59, drops to $12

Tomorrow's PRESS RELEASE:  
FEED reports purchasing 100% of Mircosoft and Walmart and Costco and Bunge and FSLR and all companies listed in the RUSSEL 2000 Small Caps index.

(FEED) was $12, drops to $1.57 a share

December 12th, 2008 PRESS RELEASE: 
FEED reports acquiring the planet MARS and the director has been appointed as President of the planet of MARS.  AgFEED industries is already Terraforming MARS and plans to build and ship the first Colony of Humans by 2012.

(FEED) was $1.57, drops to .001 a share

March 10th, 2009 PRESS RELEASE:
FEED reports manufacturing billions of a pill that cures all Cancers, Bacteria diseases, Viruses, ailments, bone fractures, you name....PLUS grants immortality.  AgFeed Industries plans to distribute the pill for free to everyone on the planet.

(FEED) was $.001 a share, drops to $.0000000000000000000000000000001 a share

August 23rd, 2009 PRESS RELEASE:  AgFeed Industries, in a series of diplomatic manuevers, has created WORLD PEACE.  In fact, there isn't even any crime any more!  All countries are scaling down their military because it's no longer necessary to have a military or a police force.


You see the pattern?   Positive Press Release =  Drop in Stock Price.

Watch!  As soon as FEED produces a negative press release the stock price skyrockets!

(FEED) was $13.59, Skyrockets to $100 a share

PRESS RELEASE:  Nearly all of AgFeed's Hogs have suffered Pig Disease and the Feed product has gone bad.