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alstry Doesn't Understand Cloud Economics

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July 26, 2011 – Comments (10)

Yesterday, alstry wrote:

          Cisco gets ready for biggest layoff in its history

          Bankrupt Borders begins liquidation sales

          Update: NASA - Estimate 2,000 Layoffs Friday

          REMEMBER, MANY ARE LAYING OFF A LOT MORE THAN 10%

          As we move to the www.udderworld.com, expect AT LEAST 70% of current jobs to EVAPORATE into The Cloud.

 

Today, I write: DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT!!!

It appears that alstry wasn't paying attention in his atsmospheric economics class and he can't scare those of us who have already done our homework with his phony global job evaporation estimates. Those of us who understand the impact of THE Cloud are already antcipating a full 100% of all jobs to EVAPORATE into The Cloud...,HOWWEVER, the CLOUD's lifecycle doesn't end there!!!

The good news is that the job vapor that is created as a result of evaporation feeds THE CLOUD and will eventually turn back into JOB PRECIPITATION and it will then START RAINING JOBS IN THE UDDERCLIMATE! Don't take alstry's hockey-stick employment evaporation graphs at face value! Not when that face is bearded like Ben Bernanke's!!!

alstrynomics IS JUNK SCIENCE!!! But alstry is knowledgeable enough about CLOUD ECONOMICS not to promote these false results unknowingly. It's not a matter of ignorance, but of financial interests and bad incentives. ASK YOURSELF WHO is funding the alstrynomics Institute???!!!

Is the GOVERNMENT involved, too??? It's odds-on that alstry HAS THE TACIT SUPPORT of the UN's IPCC in misrepresenting the ECONOMIC impact of THE CLOUD. Don't let alstry trick you with his MADE-UP numbers!!!

WELCOME TO THE UDDERCLIMATE OF RIGOROUS CLOUD economics!!!

 

<em>Pirates are cool</em>

10 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On July 26, 2011 at 12:39 PM, leohaas (93.62) wrote:

This is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh over my lunch break!

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#2) On July 26, 2011 at 1:06 PM, Schmacko (92.75) wrote:

As Global temperatures rise pirates start dropping like flies!  Another .5 degree C and we should be totally pirate free!  From a business perspective I'm thinking someone could make good money selling pirates and potential pirates AC units.

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#3) On July 26, 2011 at 1:12 PM, Brent2223 (42.04) wrote:

Funny, the warmer it gets the more I want to be a pirate.  I guess I should double check my models.  I probably just don't have enough weighting in 'risk of developing scurvy'.

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#4) On July 26, 2011 at 1:24 PM, TDRH (99.85) wrote:

I am suddenly craving rum.   

 

 

 

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#5) On July 26, 2011 at 1:39 PM, catoismymotor (67.75) wrote:

+1 Rec

Where has all the rum gone?!

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#6) On July 26, 2011 at 3:01 PM, jac58 (52.85) wrote:

Too funny!

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#7) On July 26, 2011 at 6:37 PM, awallejr (80.10) wrote:

The good news is that the job vapor that is created as a result of evaporation feeds THE CLOUD and will eventually turn back into JOB PRECIPITATION and it will then START RAINING JOBS IN THE UDDERCLIMATE!

Has to be one of the best lines I ever read on this site.

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#8) On July 26, 2011 at 6:50 PM, Borbality (52.76) wrote:

loved the job precipitation and udder climate.

 

Have to give some props to Alstry for being worthy of copying. He can be strangely clever at times. 

 

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#9) On July 27, 2011 at 11:27 AM, NumbersDontLie (79.43) wrote:

I have spent hours pouring over every resource I can get my hands on in order to figure out why my shares of X and LL are underperforming... your chart, Alex, explains it all;

No pirates means lumber sales (peg legs, ships, wooden furniture to replace that which is broken in brawls over the spoils, etc.) and steel sales (swords, hook-arms, cannons, etc.) are taking a hit.

Much appreciated,

Numbers

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#10) On July 31, 2011 at 9:51 PM, cizastro (24.68) wrote:

Wait, does this mean that there are actual people who take him seriously?

Wow...my mind is blown.  I see his posts and almost always envision a hobo on the side of the road yelling random things at cars.  I wasn't aware that there were actual people that believed his drivel.  The scariest part of this finding is that those people who believe him can actually vote.  Now that's a frigtening thought.

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