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Alstry Introduces The Z Meter



November 03, 2010 – Comments (3)

Yes...the Zombulation Meter has arrived......Current Reading 80


0-25 Smooth Sailing

25-50 What Was The Bump Captain?

50-75  How Cold Is The Water?

75-85 Where Are The Lifeboats?

85-95 You Better Be On A Life Boat

95-100 Just Hope Your Cigar Remains Lit As The Ship Goes Down

The four components of the Z meter will be increases/decreases in Food Prices....Increases/Decreases in Fuel Prices.....against Crashing Dollar Value and Job Losses/Wage Cuts

Oil and Dollar will be measured by the price reported at

Oil is now comfortably ABOVE $85 per/bbl and RISING.....can anyone say allah ooh akbar

The dollar is crashing BELOW 76.30 rapidly approaching the dreaded 75....can anyone speak German?

Food...just go the the grocery store and see how small the packages are getting as the prices are going more fun in the fun sized candy bars as I think it might be misrepresentations to call them bars anymore....they are closer to squares

And Job Losses..... is all you need to keep up to speed.....

As Benny the B and the Gardner Bros have you focus on the ticker......

Bernanke Confirms That The Key Goal Of The Fed, And QE2, Is To Boost Stock Prices

3 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On November 04, 2010 at 5:43 AM, dragonLZ (76.20) wrote:

I like your Z meter - very funny and very creative.

But let's do a quick reality check:

18 months ago, you told us your Z-meter was reading 127. You told us don't even bother lighting up that cigar, the ship will be under water any second now.

What happened?


Other than your Z-meter now reading 80 (I guess Alstry has realized his Z-meter was out of calibration when it was reading 127) and your CAPS rating going from 99+ down to 33+ (does Z-meter also need new batteries?). :)



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#2) On November 04, 2010 at 6:42 AM, JerseyShoreGirl (< 20) wrote:

I think we should call it Zimbabulation

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#3) On November 04, 2010 at 7:25 AM, JerseyShoreGirl (< 20) wrote:

just watched the Glenn Beck vids you posted .. I think we can shift our discussion from what's happening (shutting down of America, etc.) to how are we all preparing for what's coming

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