Alstry Introduces The Z Meter
Yes...the Zombulation Meter has arrived......Current Reading 80
0-25 Smooth Sailing
25-50 What Was The Bump Captain?
50-75 How Cold Is The Water?
75-85 Where Are The Lifeboats?
85-95 You Better Be On A Life Boat
95-100 Just Hope Your Cigar Remains Lit As The Ship Goes Down
The four components of the Z meter will be increases/decreases in Food Prices....Increases/Decreases in Fuel Prices.....against Crashing Dollar Value and Job Losses/Wage Cuts
Oil and Dollar will be measured by the price reported at www.ino.com
Oil is now comfortably ABOVE $85 per/bbl and RISING.....can anyone say allah ooh akbar
The dollar is crashing BELOW 76.30 rapidly approaching the dreaded 75....can anyone speak German?
Food...just go the the grocery store and see how small the packages are getting as the prices are going up....no more fun in the fun sized candy bars as I think it might be misrepresentations to call them bars anymore....they are closer to squares
And Job Losses..... www.dailyjobcuts.com is all you need to keep up to speed.....
As Benny the B and the Gardner Bros have you focus on the ticker......
Bernanke Confirms That The Key Goal Of The Fed, And QE2, Is To Boost Stock Prices