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Alstry needs a new name. (Keep it clean!)

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May 19, 2011 – Comments (38)

Greetings to All,

Over the course of a few weeks I reached the conclusion that Alstry and LORDZ are the same person or group of people. There are too many similarities to ingore in style, content and word choice. And frequently you'll see Alstry post something only to have LORDZ pick up the train of thought without missing a beat, as though the author forgot that he/she/it/they changed the screen name just moments before.

Because I have reached this conclusion I find it hard to continue with addressing Alstry or LORDZ by their chosen screen name. I feel that we as a community need to collectively give him/her/it/them a new moniker.

But what is in a name? In pondering this question I ask that you keep your contributions clean and lighthearted. I invite you to share the story behind your submission. Doing so may sway the sentiment of the community to choose yours.

Okay, my fellow Fools. Go forth and create!

Cato

38 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On May 19, 2011 at 3:38 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

LORDZtry?

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#2) On May 19, 2011 at 3:38 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

Gollum?

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#3) On May 19, 2011 at 3:39 PM, KDakotaFund (24.75) wrote:

Hey, I was going to suggest Gollum!

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#4) On May 19, 2011 at 3:51 PM, CluckChicken (49.01) wrote:

Ignore would work

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#5) On May 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM, buffalonate (96.77) wrote:

false alarm

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#6) On May 19, 2011 at 3:52 PM, buffalonate (96.77) wrote:

the boy who cried wolf

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#7) On May 19, 2011 at 3:54 PM, catoismymotor (71.79) wrote:

Little Latke - Because I hungry.

Snooky - She gets on my nerves, too.

Frankenberry - Again, I'm hungry.

Dr. Detroit - Akroyd rules! And I think A/L is from Michigan.

The Fist - It is ripe with rudeness and silliness.

Slippin G - This is what the Gangsta name generator gave me when I typed in A's name.

Two Patties - I'm still hungry or I'm thinking of that bad pasture experience, again. Long story.

Sassy - It is something A/L has never been on TMF, so why not? It like naming your Jack Russel Goliath .

 

 

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#8) On May 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM, lemoneater (88.67) wrote:

I'm not convinced.

LORDZ can spell, but everyone knows Alstry is a "pathological speller."

 

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#9) On May 19, 2011 at 4:13 PM, catoismymotor (71.79) wrote:

I'm leaning towards Sassy.

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#10) On May 19, 2011 at 4:30 PM, mtf00l (47.15) wrote:

Bob

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#11) On May 19, 2011 at 4:34 PM, mtf00l (47.15) wrote:

Sorry, I forgot that you asked for the story behind the submission.

Office Space, the Bob's.

This actually carried over to an employer I worked for where a lawyer moonlighting as a business fixer came in to fix the business and stayed until it went bankrupt about a year later.

His first name started with "T" so we called him "TBob".  He had an associate who "acted" as a CFO whos name started with "C" so he became "CBob".

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#12) On May 19, 2011 at 4:36 PM, Turfscape (42.44) wrote:

Given the frequency of his posting, and the complete and utter lack of value in those postings...how about Spam-ish

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#13) On May 19, 2011 at 4:43 PM, alstry (35.49) wrote:

On behalf of my buddy LordZ, thank you for the attention...but don't you think we should turn our attention to our collapsing DEBT BASED INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM (DBIS) and the growing number of Americans going hungry?

http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2011-05-10-new-face-of-hunger-food-assistance_n.htm

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#14) On May 19, 2011 at 4:47 PM, Turfscape (42.44) wrote:

^  Hey, Spam-ish...here's a little insight into human nature: If you scream stupid nonsense for 10 hours each day, no one will care what you say in the 11th hour!

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#15) On May 19, 2011 at 4:56 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

How about Cybil?

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#16) On May 19, 2011 at 4:59 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

Oops, that should be spelled Sybil.

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#17) On May 19, 2011 at 5:12 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

How about Crazy Cat Lady?

I still think Gollum works though.

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#18) On May 19, 2011 at 5:29 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

Perhaps appendix, in the sense that quite possibly it was once useful, but now is now largely considered evolutionary baggage, and degraded down to nearly nothing over the course of evolution.

Although, this nickname doesn't take into account the multiple personality disorder.

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#19) On May 19, 2011 at 5:44 PM, L0RDZ (74.84) wrote:

I wonder how  Cato knows whats in a persons mind or train of thought ??   Perhaps Cato has a bunch of accounts that need to be investigated ?

Bearing false witness against others isn't so nice, especially when all your proof is  in your little mans head.

As to spelling, I'm usually pretty good even though I  have trouble seeing the little words, and if I  mispell  its not me, but this chinese lenovo  that occasionally likes to not type out the letters I hit.

As to being labeled  a negative bear ?? come on ?  really ?  have you read my  blogs  or  seen that I  am usually on the other side of  that other guys discussions ?

But hey Cato if it makes you feel important and special go for it :)

Keep bearing false witness.

 

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#20) On May 19, 2011 at 5:50 PM, kdakota630 (31.77) wrote:

Whatever happened to Alstrymous?

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#21) On May 19, 2011 at 6:15 PM, outoffocus (24.44) wrote:

Smeagol....Smeagol will save us from the precious..

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#22) On May 19, 2011 at 6:31 PM, L0RDZ (74.84) wrote:

For 

 mtf00l (55.89)

Bob Slydell: Would you bear with me for just a second, please?
Peter Gibbons: OK.
Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys.
Bob Slydell: Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.
Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
Bob Porter: Excellent.
Bob Slydell: Great... Wow.
As to the  T U R DSCRAPE.....   you aren't one who should be talking look at yourself ?  just look ?  you don't even have a name tag ?  Nigel Powers: Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!
[Dr. Evil's henchmen do exactly as he predicted]
Nigel Powers: Judo chop. Judo chop.
Dr. Evil: Oh, he's good.
Henchman Sailor: [approaches warily]
Nigel Powers: Do you know who I am?
Henchman Sailor: [nods]
Nigel Powers: Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
Henchman Sailor: [nods again]
Nigel Powers: I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?
[henchman falls down]

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#23) On May 19, 2011 at 6:34 PM, L0RDZ (74.84) wrote:

:) LMAO...

 

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#24) On May 19, 2011 at 7:08 PM, buffalonate (96.77) wrote:

I think Altry and LordZ are the same person but he has a multiple personality disorder.  They are not aware of each other. 

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#25) On May 19, 2011 at 7:43 PM, JakilaTheHun (99.93) wrote:

Instead of giving Alstry a new name, why don't we just create an Alstry-bot to do his postings for him.  They all seem to follow the same formula, so I'm sure we could outsource his tasks to a computer. ;)

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#26) On May 19, 2011 at 7:53 PM, monksnake (40.69) wrote:

I personally think Alstry's way of thinking is correct, but he goes about it all wrong.  He tries to shove his thinking down your throat, so my nickname for him is

QUEEF!!!! 

 

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#27) On May 19, 2011 at 9:31 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Falstry- $1000 oil and a 4k dow, mathematical certainty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
             What, two years ago?

Herpestry- Wut? Herpes and al have something in common.

Chicken Little- Works for me.

I don't think they are one, but tied for #1 on my fantasy "Ignore List" Team.  Z has the edge though.  See this and you decide. At least Al isn't a stalker.
http://caps.fool.com/Blogs/ViewBlog.aspx?t=01004666290034399863

 

 

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#28) On May 19, 2011 at 9:43 PM, HarryCarysGhost (99.77) wrote:

Cato I think your looking at this wrong, I've been of the contention that Al and lord o' the flies, are indeed two diferrent people (sad and deranged yes, but still different sources)

Does'nt it make sense that since they're buddies they would share the same password. Thus the incessant blogging. I can go and backtest the number of blogs Al was posting before lof was granted access back to the island.

I'm pretty sure the numbers would support my case. I could do that but I actually have a life, so I just choose to ignore. 

I'm with OOF-

Smeagol....

 

 

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#29) On May 20, 2011 at 1:15 AM, awallejr (80.08) wrote:

I thought about it and really can't think of a better name than Gollum (or Smeagol for LOTR fanatics).

I do, however, think "Alstry" sold his "name" to whoever owns the Udderworld website since whoever posts under his name now just doesn't "sound"  like the old Alstry. Look at his response in # 13.  The real Alstry would have played along.  This ""new" Alstry simply used it as an opportunity to spam.

Perhaps the old Alstry is playing around with Lordz now, I don't know.  But the two really are posting opposite viewpoints.

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#30) On May 20, 2011 at 8:50 AM, catoismymotor (71.79) wrote:

"I wonder how  Cato knows whats in a persons mind or train of thought ??   Perhaps Cato has a bunch of accounts that need to be investigated ?"

Sassy,

I pulled this from one of your comments from earlier where it appears you pulled it from someone else. I'd like to know the point of origin for it, if you don't mind.

To clear up this question since someone cared enough to raise it: I have three IDs on TMF; catoismymotor, catoismymotor2 and catoismymotor3. Someone in the past was generous enough to create and comment to one of my postings as catoisadouche. I'd love to have the password for that one, would use it on those days I feel cranky.

Bearing false witness against others isn't so nice, especially when all your proof is  in your little mans head.

How can I bear false witness to this? All I have is the evidence in your blogs, Sassy, to reinforce my conclusions. It's not like I'm your neighbor spreading baseless lies about you at the HOA meeting.

As to spelling, I'm usually pretty good even though I  have trouble seeing the little words, and if I  mispell  its not me, but this chinese lenovo  that occasionally likes to not type out the letters I hit.

I don't recall picking on you over spelling errors. I could not spell my way out of a wet paper sack. Most of my typos are pre-Cato bad habits that are hard to shake. Or I find myself too rushed to proof my work.

...I  am usually on the other side of  that other guys discussions ?

It's no fun playing Bad Cop - Bad Cop. Otherwise talking to yourself looks really insane and redundant. Instead of shotgun posting under the name of A you've decided, and understandably so, to create an alter ego, to keep the accusations of being a carbon based spambot to a minimum. The idea makes sense, Sassy.

But hey Cato if it makes you feel important and special go for it :)

Special? Important? Because of this? I have other sources to draw from to feel that way. When I see a flasehood, I let it be known for the benefit of the group. I believe you misrepresnt yourself and that is not good for the community.

 

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#31) On May 20, 2011 at 8:57 AM, alstry (35.49) wrote:

On a serious note....what is interesting about this sting is the process of people's thinking.....

No wonder most think they can borrow their way to prosperity and bankrupt the next generation....most stopped thinking.

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#32) On May 20, 2011 at 9:24 AM, catoismymotor (71.79) wrote:

Good morning, Sassy.

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#33) On May 20, 2011 at 10:22 AM, Turfscape (42.44) wrote:

Sassy wrote:
"On a serious note...."

Please refer to #14 above.

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#34) On May 20, 2011 at 10:29 AM, L0RDZ (74.84) wrote:

Unlike you Cato  I only have one  TMF  account, and I think given your statement  TMF  should erase your accounts because you have slandered  both Al  and myself  and have openly admitted to breaking the rules ??

Since it was stated out in the Open,  I do not  really know Alstry ?  I don't have  his  email or whatever other junk  some  have  openly accused ?  sharing of passwords ?   grow up  people ?

Cato this ls like I forget the seventh or  eighth  time, and yet you still insist on slandering  and  stating false stuff, yet you openly admit  to having  3 accounts ???

 

WOW....  :)

Its no wonder  you feel so safe in openly accusing others of wrong doing when you your self  are  guilty beyond  a  reasonable doubt.

And you bring the discussion to matters of  little importance, if you don't like what  I type or say or recommend why do you keep coming back ???

 like some little  P  ant....  ??????????

I'd like to say more but I cant.

 

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#35) On May 20, 2011 at 10:47 AM, Turfscape (42.44) wrote:

L0RDZ wrote:
"Its no wonder  you feel so safe in openly accusing others of wrong doing when you your self  are  guilty beyond  a  reasonable doubt."

Familiar with the term 'ad hominem'?

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#36) On May 20, 2011 at 11:01 AM, catoismymotor (71.79) wrote:

Sassy doth protest too much, me thinks.

And #14 is a good fit. Thanks, TS.

Unlike you Cato  I only have one  TMF  account, and I think given your statement  TMF  should erase your accounts because you have slandered  both Al  and myself  and have openly admitted to breaking the rules ??

You know very well, Sassy, that there are no such rules. And don't be coy. A is certainly your other identity. And what slander do you speak of? You know what the word means, yet continue to misuse it to make it sound as though you are dense.

Since it was stated out in the Open,  I do not  really know Alstry ?  I don't have  his  email or whatever other junk  some  have  openly accused ?  sharing of passwords ?   grow up  people ?

Again, you use *?* in an attempt to throw us off the scent. A fox playing dumb still smells like a fox to the hounds.

Cato this ls like I forget the seventh or  eighth  time, and yet you still insist on slandering  and  stating false stuff, yet you openly admit  to having  3 accounts ???

WOW....  :)

Its no wonder  you feel so safe in openly accusing others of wrong doing when you your self  are  guilty beyond  a  reasonable doubt.

And you bring the discussion to matters of  little importance, if you don't like what  I type or say or recommend why do you keep coming back ???

 like some little  P  ant....  ??????????

I'd like to say more but I cant.

*sigh*

You really do spend way too much time denying the connection. .

Have fun playing your games. I'll be watching and calling you out on occasion.

Have a good day, Sassy.

 

 

 

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#37) On May 20, 2011 at 12:35 PM, L0RDZ (74.84) wrote:

To not speak out  against open lies would be more wrong especially  since  this  is like  multiple times I am  politely  asking you to stop slandering and speaking untruth.

I hope if I call you out, you will have the same courage to resolve this in some other place like in a court of law.

I will own my day.

I don't understand  but I guess I must speak to you like speaking to a 5 years old. 

I will just be patient and smile as if i'm actually speaking to someone who is only 5  :)

I will try to only show you love.

And attempt to be the better person.

 

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#38) On May 20, 2011 at 1:03 PM, falang1 (98.46) wrote:

For his love of the word udder...

 UdderlyHopeless

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