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Alstry Predicts Motley Fool Will Shut Down

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August 26, 2010 – Comments (13)

From the guy that predicted new home sales would drop to levels never before seen in history relative to our current population.....

From the guy that predicted the banks around America would collapse.....

From the guy that forecasted nearly every city county and state would face unprecedented financial crisis....

From the guy that invented Zombulation, Concentric Contraction, and Collective Interdependence....

Alstrymous makes the following WARNING to the Gardner Bros......

IF YOU DON'T STOP THE ZOMBULATOR AND ITS CATASTROPHIC ECONOMIC CALAMITY CAUSING CONSEQUENCES.......

THE REVENUES TO MOTELY FOOL WILL DROP SO LOW THAT IT COULD BE VERY UNLIKELY THE BUSINESS WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE......

THIS IS SIMPLY A WARNING FOR YOUR BENEFIT AND THE BENEFIT OF YOUR STAFF....

YOU BETTER BECOME PROACTIVE TO STOP THE ZOMBULATOR.....OR YOU TOO WILL BE ZOMBULATED....JUST LIKE MUCH OF THE NATION IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING...

ps...NOBODY WILL BE MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN ALSTRY....AFTER ALL THIS WAS THE FORUM WHERE THE CONCEPT OF ZOMBULATION WAS PICKED UP BY THE NEW YORK TIMES

13 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On August 26, 2010 at 1:05 PM, chk999 (99.97) wrote:

Within what time frame?

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#2) On August 26, 2010 at 1:05 PM, alstry (35.64) wrote:

PLEASE HURRY!!!!!!

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.....AMERICA NEEDS YOUR HELP!!

Update: Royal Bank of Scotland Plans on Closing 14 Insurance Offices - 2,000 job Cuts

Children's Hospital - 200 to 250

American Eagle Outfitters to close 50 - 100 Stores

Abercrombie & Fitch - 60 Stores

Saks Incorporated Closing 5 Stores, including Plano Texas and Cali. Store

Marty's HobbyCraft in Downtown

CitiMortgage office in Frederick - 930 Jobs Affected

St. John Knits Inc. - 129 Last Month

4 Pamrapo Savings Bank branches on Broadway in NJ

CVS Mail Order Pharmacy in Birmingham - 400 Jobs Lost

Meriter Health Services - 57

HealthMarkets - 70 Layoffs, and another 180 in 2011

Sutter Medical Centers in Sacramento - 30

Assurant Health in Milwaukee and Plymouth Minn. - 130

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#3) On August 26, 2010 at 1:14 PM, TMFAleph1 (95.18) wrote:

Anything is possible, of course, but I think this is highly unlikely...

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#4) On August 26, 2010 at 1:17 PM, Jbay76 (< 20) wrote:

Hey Alstry, can you send us a link where the Post used your wonderful term "zombulation"?

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#5) On August 26, 2010 at 1:22 PM, alstry (35.64) wrote:

just go to www.nytimes.com

search "zombulator"

but make sure you go back to 1851 on the search....

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#6) On August 26, 2010 at 1:33 PM, traderpat9 (73.49) wrote:

if the fools go under the united states & the rest of the world are in alot worse shape than anyone of us knows-these are historic times, but i think all us fools will survive

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#7) On August 26, 2010 at 2:28 PM, MoneyOre (< 20) wrote:

 Wow.

 Maybe someone other than yourself will someday pen a lengthy biography celebrating your incredible greatness.

 If the Fool did shut down, at least one good thing will come out of it........

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#8) On August 26, 2010 at 2:52 PM, imobillc (< 20) wrote:

I searched! It was there here is a cookie.....

"zombulator gets a REC"

Mras 

 

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#9) On August 26, 2010 at 4:33 PM, JerseyShoreGirl (< 20) wrote:

Alstry ... Surely by now you need a theme song for your *ahem* 'forum' and all the fools who follow you ... Set your ringtones, Fools!!  I think these guys could see the future ....

Video link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeIZkZo2PM

 "Ship of Fools" by World Party

 We're setting sail to the place on the map
From which no one has ever returned
Torn by the promise of the joker and the fool
By the light of crosses that burn
Torn by the promise of the women and the lace
And the gold and the cotton and pearls
It's the place where they keep all the darkness you meet
You sail away from the light of the world on this trip, baby

You will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow

Oh, save me
Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Oh, save me
Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
No, no, I want to run and hide
Right now

Avarice and greed are gonna drive you over the endless sea
They will leave you drifting in the shallows
Drowning in the oceans of history
Traveling the world, you're in search of the good,
But I'm sure you'll like I knew you would
Using all the good people for your gallant slaves
As your little boat struggles through the warning waves
You will pay
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
Yeah, you're gonna pay tomorrow

Oh, save me
Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Oh, save me
Save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Where is that coming from?
Where is it going to?
It's just a ship of fools

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#10) On August 26, 2010 at 4:57 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

when motley fool shuts down alstry will buy the domain name so that he can blog 24-7-365.  for those of you with weak hearts, note that there will be brain eating zombies, lol.

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#11) On August 26, 2010 at 5:05 PM, ragedmaximus (< 20) wrote:

I love the fool and all the fools but I have to say this is getting comical and brought a smile and laugh to my face today thanls ALSTRY p.s. what year are the aliens taking over and what;s their favorite soda I wanna stock up now so I can get in good with them if you know what I mean!

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#12) On August 26, 2010 at 5:21 PM, JerseyShoreGirl (< 20) wrote:

Raged, if you want a few more laughs, check out this vid .. this was made for fun!

"Welcome Aliens"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3CWzjK7KM

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#13) On August 26, 2010 at 6:26 PM, JerseyShoreGirl (< 20) wrote:

uh oh, at 1:45 Cramer's "predicting mass panic tomorrow"

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1575368853&play=1

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