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Alstry's EMail Sent To A Very Close Friend



September 06, 2011 – Comments (11)

This is an actual eMail Alstry sent to a very close friend who owns a very successful and profitable transporation company.  He and I go way back.  This eMail was also copied to a former CEO of a public company, a nationally recognized Ph.D. Physicist, a key analyst for one of the wealthiest families in America, a Prinction grand and CFO of a hedge fund, and others who I consider very moral people.

Subject:  Food Stamps: More BUSINESSES Begging For 'Em 

This is pretty funny:

People used to hunt animals for food...but that is not practical today for the huge global population.

Then they grew their own food....but that is not practical today with urban lifestyles and regulation.

Then they got jobs to buy food (that was OK in Industrial America and Europe, but didn't do much for Africa)....

but the number of employed is MATHEMATICALLY crashing due to advancing technology(which guts the Industrial System of labor just like the tractor did...after a few decades... to the Agricultural System).

and the above despite a MASSIVE Government deficit and millions more are about to lose their jobs....

So at this point, Zombulated people have basically two choices if they want to eat.....obtain food stamps....or hunt other people for food.

I find your perspective interesting.....simply because you call yourself Catholic and you (actually your financial assets) got bailed out a lot more than the people with food stamps in the CURRENT SYSTEM since 2008.

Your redeeming still don't get it or understand ZOMBULATION....but you will, one way or another.

My suggestion if you want to maintain your current perspective in the current a few guns and lots of bullets.

Otherwise, you better start changing your view SOON and understand the change going on around all of us!!!!

Because our children are growing up into it.....

ps:  I just got a shipment of really nice cigars, let's smoke one together which applies to anyone reading this eMail.

11 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On September 06, 2011 at 9:50 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Hey Al, havn't read any of you stuff for a while and thought I'd see what's changed-  seems the song remains the same.  I'll take you up on the cigar thing.

I feel really dumb but what is a "Prinction grand".

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#2) On September 06, 2011 at 9:54 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

Alstry should start using Firefox with its builtin spell check....but that would take away from the humanity of my algorithic character.

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#3) On September 06, 2011 at 9:58 PM, AvianFlu (< 20) wrote:

Alstry: I see your CAPS LOCK key is still working!

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#4) On September 06, 2011 at 10:15 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (88.03) wrote:

@ Star- I think this is it-

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#5) On September 06, 2011 at 10:28 PM, Acesnyper (< 20) wrote:

You talk about eating human flesh as if it's such a bad thing.


Oh drat, Jeffery Dahmer must have borrowed my laptop again. 

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#6) On September 06, 2011 at 10:35 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (88.03) wrote:

Ace do you go with your more portly neighbors.

Or do you prefer a leaner cut of meat?

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#7) On September 06, 2011 at 11:04 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Thanks HCG.  So it's a "Grand" no tuition kinda accredited thing.  Sounds like excellence in the making.

Hey Al, what do you say we have a two year anniversery of 9/09 total zombulation. Break out the cigars and we'll have some laughs. HCG can bring the Bud and I'll mix some Pina-Mango-Guava Rum drinks. Waddya say Al?  Sunset "party Cruises" on the Tahoe Queen are awe inspiring this time of year.

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#8) On September 07, 2011 at 1:09 AM, ikkyu2 (98.16) wrote:

I bet they're Cubans - Alstry's always struck me as a commie at heart.

I like a nice Hoyo de Monterrey myself. 

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#9) On September 07, 2011 at 3:01 PM, L0RDZ (90.30) wrote:

I Never knew computer programs send  emails  to humans


People eating people ??? come on really...  there are so many hogs that if all the hungry simply hunted them,  they could easily feed  all those you say are or will soon be starving...

Al is simply a  bear...


bulls make money

bears make money

wild hogs get slaughtered...



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#10) On September 07, 2011 at 4:22 PM, BillyTG (29.46) wrote:

Bulls make money

Bears make money

Cannibals make people soup!

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#11) On September 08, 2011 at 12:02 AM, cwcj63 (66.49) wrote:

I like bacon.

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