An Interveiw with Oscar.
September 05, 2011
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Heres an interview I just had with my most trusted economist-
Oscar-
Oscar is my loyal Shih Tzu, he called the housing crisis, before that his Father called the dot com bubble. And now he's calling for a European debt crisis.
Harry- Well you've done quite well for yourself, I've probably spent hundreds of dollars on treats for compensation.
Oscar- Yes I've fared well and do you have some more of those Chicken treats?
Harry- (here ya go buddy)
What do you think about the economy going forward?
Oscar- (Finshes treat and scratches ear for a minute.)
Well on the one paw, unemployment is through the roof. So I don't see any Consumer confidence going forward.
On the other paw I see growing corporate earnings so the stock market is not a bad place to be. Do you really wan't to park your cash at 1%.
Harry- So what should I do?
Oscar- I've told you already you knuclkehead,
(licks privates)
You've already sold all stocks that are'nt fundementally sound, right?
Harry- Yeah.
Oscar- And I've explained the Benner Cycle to you.
Harry- Yeah.
So just sit on your divis until it's time to buy again. (I need another treat for that)
Harry- There you go buddy,
Do you wan't to go for a walk?
Oscar- (Wags tail furiously) Yeah,Yeah,Yeah.