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September 01, 2009 – Comments (2)

Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble to Invest In (From The Onion, last summer)

Of course, the funniest (gallows humor) part of this may be that it kind of sounds like the actual plan, ha. (Some good snippets: "We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution"... "The manner of bubble isn't important—just as long as it creates a hugely overvalued market based on nothing more than whimsical fantasy and saddled with the potential for a long-term accrual of debts that will never be paid back, thereby unleashing a ripple effect that will take nearly a decade to correct." Hmm...)

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#1) On September 01, 2009 at 8:29 PM, rd80 (96.64) wrote:

I'll take bubbles for $400.

it creates a hugely overvalued market based on nothing more than whimsical fantasy and saddled with the potential for a long-term accrual of debts

What are Treasury Bonds Alyce?

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#2) On September 02, 2009 at 6:31 PM, TMFLomax (89.01) wrote:

rd80

Ha! You know what, I'm a little worried about the final jeopardy round...

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