Analyzing Charts through Gibberish to predict 2010 S&P 500
Will the S&P 500 trade UP or finally come crashing down on us in a big..but much needed...correction? It is time to give a GIBBERISH Analyses to predict S&P 500 perfromance for 2010. Can pure GIBBERISH end up predicting the future????
1) We shall start with a Pragnosticator Frag Line from March Lows to Present in order to shed light on an apple Farm....Perferrably an Apple Farm run by (MSO) with all of the Thread Counting Goodness.
As you can see from this chart:
So... We will use Bil McLaren as our Pragnosticator Frag Line and so far Bill McLaren Pragnosticator Frag Line is essentially trending in a Downward Diagonal Plunge away from the S&P 500. As S&P 500 marches higher...Frag Line falls ever lower.
2) Now we introduce the Kupple Splat.. It's a gerbil like animal that has no bicuspids.
Should the Kupple Splat re-mediate around the Wall Street Floor...bounding from one trading floor to the next....knocking investors over and causing all sorts of havok as computer plugs get chewed up by a Bicsupid-less Kupple Splat....
The S&P 500 would end up doing the Jitter Bug....all the way from Janaury 2010 to June 2010.
Of course... The chance of a Kupple Splat ever making its way inside Wall Street is the ratio of Sun Drops to Raisins minus how many frogs exist in a Pond.... Or about 1*5.432 / 765.19 - *U
The problem here is the dastardly *U (Asterisk U) which I don't believe will surface as quickly as sometime in January... The darn *U!!!!! Should it surface .. oh man.... Fire department time!!! Flatten the Hatches!!! Bar the Spores!!! The Stock market shall GORE itself ALIVE!
3) *U <------ Watch out!! It's coming!!! 11/10/2009!!!!! oops..
4) So... That crazy Pragnosticator Line can't possibly rally and head up making the S&P 500 plunge at all from January 2010 to beginning of June 2010.
What happens after June 2010? Stay Tuned for More Gibberish from Varchild 2008 to find out!
P.S. I hate CHART TECH speak cause it makes just as much sense as I just did above.