Animalnetworking.com - special pre-IPO order price - step right up!
I'm creating a site called animalnetworking.com as "a place for animals to network". People would rush out and buy it on the basis that "there are trillions of animals worldwide - the potential market is huge".
When I IPO the site, I expect the announcement to say: "We don't have any revenues yet, but we're growing fast. In our first month of operations, over 4000 animal profiles were created on our network."
I haven't created the company or the site yet, but I'm taking prepaid orders for future shares. If I get enough orders I'll have enough cash to create the site and soon we'll be raking in the bucks from trillions of networked animals. Just send $50 (special pre-order per-share price) to me and you'll soon be rich.
As PT Barnum once supposedly said "There's one born every minute!" So just think how many more animals are born each minute! :)