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Arrest the Interational Olymic Committee!



December 10, 2009 – Comments (5)

Arrest The International Olympic Committee!   I am sure you have read about CO2 being classified as a pollutant. And as a law biding citizen of this small blue marble I feel it is my job to alert you, the citizens of the world, to a major producer of this poison: The International Olympic Committee. For the length of five score and thirteen years this international syndicate has moved from city to city spreading deadly CO2. They say they stand for international brotherhood through sport. I call shenanigans on them! Below I indict them with their own words!  

“…Olympic Day is celebrated all around the world: hundreds of thousands of people – young and old – participate in sports activities, such as runs, exhibitions, music and educational seminars.  Over the last two decades, the event has helped to spread the Olympic ideals to every corner of the world.”

 Hundreds of thousands of people…BREATHING! Put your children inside and tape all the windows and exterior doors! The poisonous CO2 must not slip into the lungs of our precious little ones.  

“I hope Malaysians will put into practice what they have learnt from other successful nations,” said Tunku Imran, President of the Olympic Council of Malaysia. “Unfortunately, Malaysia is lacking concrete examples, especially in schools where some children have only one hour of sport a week.”


The President of the Olympic Council of Malaysia wants school children to be outside more than one hour a day so they can breath in AND produce the horrible CO2 gas that threatens us all.


“Around 2,000 people from all walks of life assembled at the Dashareth Stadium to be part of the Olympic Day Run organised by the Nepal Olympic Committee (NOC).”


For the people of Nepal the production of CO2 by 2,000 people is devastating! Simply devastating!


My fellow citizens of the world I have just laid out for you darning evidence that the IOC is a leading producer of poisonous CO2, and they encourage you to inhale it! What more must I do to convince you to call for the immediate arrest of this producer of death? Need more evidence? Fine. Keep reading.


There are thirty three summer sports the IOC has deemed to be appropriate for producing their precious poisonous CO2. Take a look. Many of these athletes have been raised from birth, unknowingly, to be emitters of gaseous death.


Listed here are 25,057 of their top agents of global destruction. Do not fear these people. As I said above many of these young people have no idea about the IOC and their ability to use them as CO2 pumps.


And in closing here is a list of 205 local branches of the IOC. They are placed practically in every country on the planet! Why? What pupose do they have is the promotion of the production of CO2? Please, I beg of you, do not approach them directly about their CO2 producing ways. We do not yet know their agenda and fear you might be taken away to be turned into Soilent Green for their workforce. Contact your local representatives. Implore them to take action against the IOC.


The power is with you.


5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On December 10, 2009 at 11:03 AM, kdakota630 (29.10) wrote:

Loved the blog, although I'd have rec'd it just for the "I call shenanigans on them!" line.  Great South Park reference.

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#2) On December 10, 2009 at 11:09 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Thanks, kdakota630!


The formatting got a little wonky. Everything looked okay before I posted it. The giant paragraph at the beginning was suppsed to be three smaller ones. And what is up with the spacing at the bottom?

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#3) On December 10, 2009 at 12:32 PM, lemoneater (55.61) wrote:

I have a better plan.  

Let plants with the help of sunshine turn all the extra carbon dioxide into food and fresh air. Photosynthesis: what a wonderful idea!

I'm disturbed that some people look at other people and say "Carbon based life forms, BAD!; Go away!  In the whole global warming debate what bothers me is not whether the globe is warmer or not, but some of the attitudes expressed.

God gave the earth to us as a human birthright. I will agree that we have not always used our inheritance properly. But I don't want others taking my birthright away. Human beings are much more than "carbon footprints" cluttering up the planet. People do have a right to live on this planet, but we have a responsibility also to take care of our "garden." We fall down on the job all to often. That is why I'm in favor of finding alternative energy solutions because that is a wise use of technology as applied to resources. 

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#4) On December 10, 2009 at 2:14 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Olymic? Rushed much? I'm such a goober.

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#5) On December 10, 2009 at 2:23 PM, Rebkong1 (< 20) wrote:

don't forget  al gore 


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