BENTANOMICS now on TWITTER!!!
SOMETIMES this voice INSIDE my head scream IRRATIONAL thoughts!!! Say things like "sensible investing with an emphasis on smallcap stocks at good prices can offer great investment returns."
I try MANY THINGS to make it GO AWAY. For instance, I put TINFOIL all over OPERA HAT even tighter. I eat some SANITARY, MUSCLE-BUILDING CHICKEN. I take chickens down to BARBER and ask him to REMOVE TOOTH way in back and poke Q-TIP soaked with Cyrus MCCLINKTOCK's miracle tonic up directly into BRAIN where crazy MAN LIVE.
No use. So, I give CRAZY MAN his own place to express THOUGHTS and OPINIONs concerning smallcap investing.
You can find it HERE on your INTERNET projection machine. Be CAREFUL!!! Sometimes, it feels like there is MORE than just one VOICE up there TALKING CRAZY. Other one named "ANDY" or "OPIE" maybe.
I hope that letting this HATEFUL investing information disseminate on the WICKED TWITTER network, I can keep the TRUE and HONEST, right-thinking, chicken-loving ECONOMIST here, untainted and unmolested, on CAPS.