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October 08, 2009 – Comments (7)

SOMETIMES this voice INSIDE my head scream IRRATIONAL thoughts!!! Say things like "sensible investing with an emphasis on smallcap stocks at good prices can offer great investment returns."

I try MANY THINGS to make it GO AWAY. For instance, I put TINFOIL all over OPERA HAT even tighter. I eat some SANITARY, MUSCLE-BUILDING CHICKEN. I take chickens down to BARBER and ask him to REMOVE TOOTH way in back and poke Q-TIP soaked with Cyrus MCCLINKTOCK's miracle tonic up directly into BRAIN where crazy MAN LIVE.

No use. So, I give CRAZY MAN his own place to express THOUGHTS and OPINIONs concerning smallcap investing.

You can find it HERE on your INTERNET projection machine. Be CAREFUL!!! Sometimes, it feels like there is MORE than just one VOICE up there TALKING CRAZY. Other one named "ANDY" or "OPIE" maybe.

I hope that letting this HATEFUL investing information disseminate on the WICKED TWITTER network, I can keep the TRUE and HONEST, right-thinking, chicken-loving ECONOMIST here, untainted and unmolested, on CAPS.

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#1) On October 08, 2009 at 5:58 PM, TMFBent (99.17) wrote:


chicken NOW prosperity LATER

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#2) On October 08, 2009 at 6:21 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

It is good to see how original TMF bloggers can be.....

Let's see how the squeal when they Feel.................

The cuts keep coming and coming and coming and coming and coming....

Kentwood needs at least $1.2 million in budget cuts

More State Budget Cuts Expected

Facing Big Budget Cuts, County Turns to Thin Clients, SaaS

State budget cuts predicted

$1.13M in budget cuts recommended in Abington

Florissant mayor suggests cuts for budget

Miami-Dade Budget Cuts Hitting Pets In The Area

New Budget Cuts May Force Schools To Drop Sports

It is strange to watch a person laugh as his fellow citizens are assaulted.  It wasn't Alstry that told you the Recession was over.

My friend....what you will FEEL is just beginning.

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#3) On October 08, 2009 at 7:52 PM, ChrisGraley (28.48) wrote:

I'm trying to fit in with the hip generation.

A friend of mine told me that Twitter is a hip thing to do and I should "Tweet" somebody.

So I tried to "Tweet" this cute looking lady at the grocery store.

I made 2 mistakes...

1) Not knowing what "Tweeting" actually was.

2) Not knowing she was an off duty police officer.


Can any of you guys help with bail money?



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#4) On October 08, 2009 at 9:26 PM, TMFBent (99.17) wrote:


SEE BENTANOMICS is PROVEN right again thanks to HARD work of ALTLASRY! ALISTARY is 95% right, the only problem being he like GOLD and refuses to acknowledge the superiority of SWEET and TANGY, walk-about chicken as the NEW CURRENCY.

BAD NEWS is everywhere, my friends. BENTANIMCS warned you it was coming time and time AGAIN. ANY of you victims of the PONZI scheme bother to look at the recent CHICKEN CHART?

chicken prices

Now COMPARE to horrible real ESTATE!!!

DC vs

Look at CHICKEN again!!!

chicken prices

That's a 180% gain. Annualize THAT and its  a 65,700% gain per year!!! Your stocks can't COMPETE. Some of YOU waste your time with CHILDISH joking while your LIFESTYLE slips away due to INEVITABLE worldwide PANIC and DEPRESSION that will CONTINUE for DECADES!!!

See!!! All those HEADLINES of bad things can't possibly be wrong. They PREDICTED housing RICHES and now the MEDIA showing you just how bad things will be FOREVER. NOTHING can SAVE USA and world economies now except a return to the BASICS!!!

No more of your counterfeit "MONEY!!!" MONEY is a complete SCAM. FED PRINTS IT!!! Don't believe those WELL REASONED arguments about VELOCITY of money mattering more than SIMPLE SUPPLY!!! They are made by shill "ECONOMISTS" under the thumb of the ANTI CHICKEN WORLD CONSPIRACY!!!

For every bad story BRAVE BENTANOMICS bloggers post, there are 293 other bad stories just as WORSE!!!

THINK carefully AMERICA. THERE IS NO FUTURE!!! Say GOODBYE to your horseless CARRIAGE BMW. The ROVING bands of RAIDERS will strip it for parts and commodities in the coming PANIC and WAR FOR ZINC!!! Say so long to your precious DOG FOOD. NUTRITIOUS chicken BY PRODUCT MEAL will have more important USES, as currency for the LAND.

I am TIRED from internet searching all day for BAD NEWS. The PRESS keeps trying to publish lies and NON PANIC stories in order to enrich ROBERT MURDOCH and other members of the CORRUPT WORLD government.


PS, if YOU are wondering where mr SMALCAP INVESTOR VOICE is and why he's not INTERRUPTING these important messages. I sent him to THE TWITTER and then stabbed him in the FRONTAL LOBE with a sharp CRAYON.

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#5) On October 08, 2009 at 9:30 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

If you only knew;).....but soon you will Feel.

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#6) On October 09, 2009 at 7:36 AM, TMFBent (99.17) wrote:

ALLSTARRY! Right AGAIN!! He AGREE with BENTANOMICS the more get UNDERSTANDS just how wrong the WORLD PONZO COUNTERFIT scheme is!

As I ALWAYS say. YOU WILL FEEL! YOU WILL FEEL! FEEL the buying power of CHICKEN!!!

Those of us who KNOW the FUTURE IS HOPELESS can only spend SO much time PITYING you. 


NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY!!! Some might SELFISHLY choose to spend their last hour COURTING a preferred mate, DANCING in the corner PUBLIC HOUSE, or WASTING time and WORDS on freeloading CHILDREN, SPOUSE, and family.

It takes a TRUE HERO like the promoter of BENTANOMICS to WHISPER to you EVERY DAY how soon your ENTIRE LIFE will become  MEANINGLESS STRUGGLE just to win a scrap of CASTAWAY OFFAL from the local bootleather tannery.

IF my SUBTLE WHISPERS can't change the world for the CHICKEN, nothing WILL!!!

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#7) On October 14, 2009 at 2:10 PM, ValueIsValuable (90.93) wrote:

I want a blog called CHICKEN CHART.  Just sayin...

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