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July 31, 2009 – Comments (10) | RELATED TICKERS: GLO , GAN.DL

You say your long in the Market like Donkey Kong. I say you got big balls.

You say your short the market like Dwarf on golf. I say you got big balls.

You say your hedging oil, natty gas, and energy like a mo fo. I say you got big balls.

You say your hedging the dollar with oil to reap the spoils. I say you got big balls.

You say your out of the market and growing pot in Northern California for medicinal purposes, but you make 2.5 mill a quarter. I say you got big balls.

You say you buy only BRIC. I say you got big balls.

To put this statement in the headlines of China Daily. I say you have got the biggest balls in cowtown.

Inadequate knowledge about contraception is a major factor in the 13 million abortions performed in China every year, research shows.

13 Million abortions every year in China?! Because there citizens are unaware of contraception techniques. What line of Smack is this country snorting? Nobody is going to believe that. One of the largest countries in the world that is competing in every way possible globablly and they can't inform their citizens of contraception techniques.

Absolute BS!

Lets put this in percpective. There are 20 million births in China each year. Also, about 10 million abortion-inducing pills, used in hospitals for early-stage abortions, are sold every year in the country. There are approximately 42 million abortions worldwide each year. The US accounts for a little over 1 million.

Why would I put this up on an investing site. If you believe anything coming out of China.....then I say you got big balls!

Here is the link: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-07/30/content_8489656.htm

Even these boys know about contraception: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iLjjz4vdQE

 

10 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On July 31, 2009 at 12:13 PM, FleaBagger (27.45) wrote:

I am heavily invested in silver because my balls have retracted into my body cavity. I am scared nutless!

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#2) On July 31, 2009 at 1:21 PM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

That might be the funniest comment on any of the blogs I have ever written. Thank you for that Flea!

Another perspective number for you. Currently there are less than 10 million people living in Michigan. That means China is killing off over 2 Michigans every year.

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#3) On July 31, 2009 at 1:24 PM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:


We think the Holocaust was bad. 11 million people died during those years. 1.5 million were Children.

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#4) On August 01, 2009 at 12:06 PM, binve (< 20) wrote:

madcow, The first 4 lines of the post were sheer poetry :)

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#5) On August 11, 2009 at 5:36 PM, Tastylunch (28.63) wrote:

I say you got big balls.

No wonder everyone likes you Madcow, you always give out the nicest compliments. :)

Dang China parents really hate having girls don't they? 

Tha's why I'm 'merican cuz I loves me some women.

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#6) On August 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM, binve (< 20) wrote:

Alright. I aplogize. I am going to be a bit gross. But I feel compelled to be:

"Cowtown races, sing that song, testes, testes!" ....

... yikes. Full apologies all around.

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#7) On August 12, 2009 at 3:46 PM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

Tasty- big balls = complement:) That's funny.

Tha's why I'm 'merican cuz I loves me some women.  That's Funny!

Dang China parents really hate having girls don't they? Not so funny. I find Asian women hotttttt! Two out of three isn't bad though.

binve- http://www.cowtownspeedway.com/ you know you want to go:) I didn't know you had a blog site going.

http://marketthoughtsandanalysis.blogspot.com/2009/08/there-is-reason-you-dont-take-hot-air.html

Good for you. you do so much work in putting a post up. I will take some more time swinging by there soon.

 

 

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#8) On August 12, 2009 at 9:34 PM, Tastylunch (28.63) wrote:

madcowmonkey

Perhaps one day China will understand the inherent awesomeness that is readily apparent in women. Until then I remain an American. :)

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#9) On August 13, 2009 at 10:50 AM, madcowmonkey (< 20) wrote:

Tasty- I didn't realize you were contemplating a change:)

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#10) On August 13, 2009 at 10:59 AM, prose976 (< 20) wrote:

I'm with you.  China is a mystery, and will remain so until it un-censors it's internet.  Even then we'll have opacity like we do in corporate America and Political America.  But for now, China is the biggest magic show on earth, and the world is standing around oohing and ahhing.  It's pathetic.

 

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