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October 06, 2009 – Comments (27)

NEW HOME SALES DOWN 126%!!!


CHICKEN PLANT SHUTS DOWN IN BUMBLEFRACK, GA, 16 OUT OF WORK!!!


FDIC OUT OF MONEY!!!


MEDIA LIES PRETEND RECESSION IS OVER??? BUT UNEMPLOYMENT CONTIUNE UP??? UNPOSSIBLE!!!


OBAMACARE = SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, SAME AS NAZI'S HAD!!!

LIARS IN CONGRESS STUFF OWN POCKETS IN ORDER TO SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO THE FINANCIAL RENDERING PLANT!!! U.S.A. GOING TO DIE IF POLICIES CONTINUE!!! 

OMG LOOK HOW MUCH WORSER THESE HEADLINES ARE IN ALLCAPS!!!

Eclamation points help too!!!!! The more you use the louder and corrector your points!!!

What if THE GOVERNMENT was really all bunch of COMMUNIST spies sent here to destroy our financial system???

If you disagree with this you are just clinging to a fantasy that IS DEAD OR AT LEAST NEARLY DEAD!!! You are SHEEP and everyone feels sorry for you but GLEN BECK and CYRUS MCCLINTOCK'S CELLER DWELLER NEWSLETTER the only real sources of news you can trust!!!

What if THEN you get lots of other ANGER in the comments???

Does that all make it true? Isn't it just POSSIBLE that the ENTIRE financial system is an ELABORATE LIE??? You have to ADMIT that the more UNLIKELY the scenario, the more LIKELY it is actually the TRUTH!!! ELABORATE deceptions the ONLY way to ruin the world like this for the RICH OLD WORLD MONEY conspiracy!!!

This is why we need to get off the PONZI scheme that is the world banking system. Even  DR PAUL the only one who understand that a REAL economy is based on REAL PRODUCTS like: HORSELESS CARRIAGE, OPERA HAT, HEADACHE POWDERS, GOLD-BEATER'S GUILD, VELOCIPEDE MANUFACTURY, WHALE OIL LAMPWICKS, and BOOTLEATHER TANNERY!!!

Unfortunately, even DR. RON PAUL's return to the GOLD STANDARD is too elitist! Only some people have enough gold to buy whale oil and horseless carriage!!! And bad countries like IRAN and PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF SOCIALIST FOREIGNERS have all gold!!! We need to go back to a BARTER economy. Only through the exchange of REAL goods and SERVICES can we RESTORE our WORLD ECONOMY!!!

Write your CONGRESS today and DEMAND your right to SPEND CHICKEN at the HABERDASHERS!!! If not, we use our right to BEAR ARMS to send the message!!! Only we can SAVE U.S.A. from LIB traitors!!!

27 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 06, 2009 at 9:37 AM, alstry (35.67) wrote:

You forgot about not being able to give away free land in Alaska!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free land offer mostly fails in small Alaska town

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#2) On October 06, 2009 at 9:54 AM, TMFBent (99.82) wrote:

That is funny, alstry. Of course, free isn't always free. Those $1 dollar homes in Detroit don't always sell either, for that reason.

Sj

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#3) On October 06, 2009 at 9:57 AM, catoismymotor (21.38) wrote:

Bent,

Our dolphin overlords will not be pleased by your rebellious blog.

Cato

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#4) On October 06, 2009 at 10:01 AM, chk999longonly (99.36) wrote:

You forgot Immortal Cthulhu!

The Stars Will Be Right Again!

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#5) On October 06, 2009 at 10:15 AM, booyahh (< 20) wrote:

CHICKEN PLANT SHUTS DOWN IN BUMBLEFRACK, GA, 16 OUT OF WORK!!!

man, now we're done for.
this is it folks.
get ready for 10.09 !!!

beware ...

 

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#6) On October 06, 2009 at 10:24 AM, ocsurf (< 20) wrote:

Funniest sh*t I've seen in a while!

Thanks Bent.

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#7) On October 06, 2009 at 10:37 AM, outoffocus (23.19) wrote:

GOOGFLATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GOOGLE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE FED AND GOOGLE WILL REPLACE THE DOLLAR AT THE RESERVE CURRENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE PAY EVERYTHING IN GOOGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Hey this is fun.  I'm gonna go google my paycheck now.

 

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#8) On October 06, 2009 at 10:37 AM, russiangambit (29.38) wrote:

I don't really find it funny. I guess I have a different sense of humor.

I find it intresting , though, the newly resurgent need to ridicule doom&gloom posts. What is the purpose?

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#9) On October 06, 2009 at 10:39 AM, outoffocus (23.19) wrote:

Awe come on Russ, lighten up.  These bear bashing posts get funnier by the day.

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#10) On October 06, 2009 at 11:01 AM, TMFBent (99.82) wrote:

INABILITY TO APPRECIATE allcap SATIRE a SIGN of bran damage caused by LIB policy of weak dollar!!!

This is EXACTL why we need to RETURN TO THE CHICKEN STANDARD now!!! Save russiangambit!!! Save America's CHILDREN from the LIB conspiracy!!!

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#11) On October 06, 2009 at 1:18 PM, alstry (35.67) wrote:

Russian...your heritage gives you a unique insight into what happens to an economy that collapses based on misguided policies....

Many caps players niether have the education or experience to appreciate what is likely about to happen......

Experience is the mother of all teachers........sit back and observe as hundreds of millions are about to learn.

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#12) On October 06, 2009 at 1:33 PM, TMFBent (99.82) wrote:

MANY CAPS PLAYERS LIVE THROUGH LOTS OF BAD RECESSIONS!!! This one INCLUDED!!! All of them end same way -- government LIES and IMF/FED manipulation of currencey! You know FED sell gold SHORT and HIDE THE EVIDENCE in order to prevent truth from coming out!!! Entire world banking system is BANKRUPT according to CELLAR DWELLER newsletter chief economist Cleetus Fourfinger!!!

ANSWER is a return to the CHICKEN STANDARD!!! US to come to an end if things don't change immediately! Never mind all those other times SKY IS FALLING people and GOLD BUGS have predicted same thing for hundreds of years!!! Just because they're ALWAYS WRONG doesn't mean it won't happen NOW!!! Problem is they see GOLD as no. 1 commodity, when GOLD is manipulated by ROGUE NATIONS!!! Anyone can GROW CHICKEN for economic health!!!

YOU WILL ALL SEE!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY for your LIB policies.

CHICKEN NOW!!! PROSPERITY LATER!!!

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#13) On October 06, 2009 at 2:07 PM, JakilaTheHun (99.93) wrote:

Best.  Blog.  Ever.

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#14) On October 06, 2009 at 2:14 PM, motleyanimal (83.96) wrote:

Watch out for all media reoprting as the FOX Busininess News is in the HEN HOUSE!

 

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#15) On October 06, 2009 at 3:49 PM, alstry (35.67) wrote:

Bent,

 Either you are clueless or you can't add.

What we are experiencing is unlike anything any American has lived through in our nations history.

During WW2, when our nation was running a high deficit, our total debt at the time was very modest and our economy was very small.

Today, our debt, both government and personal debt loads are massive and we are running a massive deficit....NEVER before has our nation counterfeited currency on such a massive debt load with evaporating revenues without the prospect of the spoils from being the victor of a World War ahead.

There are legal consquences for counterfeiting currency....consequences that world must enforce or every nation would simply print and party.......we are about the face those consequences.....and our choices will be limited.

Either go to war and hope we win........or live within our means.  If you can figure out how we are going cut a few trillion out of our budget without massive convulsions to our economy.....I will be the first to crown you the smartest person in the World....otherwise get ready to rumble.....and my what a rumble it will be......

I am not sure where you guys learned economics or law....but never in the history of the world has a nation ever been permitted to simply print currrency without massive consequences to the society......history is replete with examples......and the insane part is no nation has ever been so domestic consumer dependent as ours making the consequences even more severe.

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#16) On October 06, 2009 at 4:51 PM, RookieQB (29.03) wrote:

+1 Dent Bent for Amusement

+1 Alstry for your logic in #15

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#17) On October 06, 2009 at 5:01 PM, bigcat1969 (92.75) wrote:

Dagnabit if we can't laugh at the sky falling what can we laugh at!!!  Chicken standard it must be.  Every greenback backed with a clucker!  Cluckers for cash!  Bet on the poultry industry and hedge against the avian flu!  Flee flu!

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#18) On October 06, 2009 at 5:27 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

#17- Alstry's all about being right!!!!!!  NOT!!!!!!   We will soon understand, you're alot better off losing your sense of humor. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  He said Chicken- Not Chicken Little.
SCRAM TROLL. 
 +1 for FOX in the hen house.

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#19) On October 06, 2009 at 5:46 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Big cat- Scram was for # 15- Sorry. Always appreciate your contributions, and humor.

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#20) On October 06, 2009 at 6:18 PM, MKArch (99.68) wrote:

None of this matters anyway because it's all over in 2012! The Mayans and Nostradamus can't both be wrong. If you thought Y2K was bad you ain't seen nothing yet!

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#21) On October 06, 2009 at 7:26 PM, APJ4RealHoldings (34.04) wrote:

Satire or not, many of the luxuries we have taken for granted in past generations are going to be ebbed away at a faster pace then ever in our history.

I'm talking about most of the leading 'western' countries.  Europe & Japan already experienced this (since the 90s) and will continue experiencing this.  It started here in America. 

The foundations of our modern day economy has built up mountains of debt to finance not machinery to increase productive capacity of our nations, but for consumption of services.  Services which after used, the benefit eventually disappears but the debt remains.  That's the majority of debt the western economies sit on. 

Meanwhile there are many emerging countries who have teh ability to finance much more due to lower debt levels, and a much higher percentage of their existing debt today was to build out infrastructure/machinery rather than simply services.  This next decade, we will continue to seeing this phenomenon.  Combined with the younger, educated demographics of these nations, you will see a transfer of capital away from our countries and witness it being poured into these countries and into the young workforce building our tomorrow. 

So yes, we will see the phenomenon that Alstry speaks of, and he tries his best to electrify the topic and wake up the sleeping, lulled masses who (unfortunately) too far sucked into the world of making ends meet and/or, sucked away watching TV, wasting time on the net, addicted to sugar/caffeine, drinking alcohol and/or on drugs (legally or illegally). 

This will be a very noticable event in the long term, but it will happen slowly over the years, little by little, year after year.  The easiest and most hidden way to perform this theft of living standard is through inflation. 

Even if you 'beat' the market, you will likely be at the same living standard, the other 70-80% here will be having their livelihoods sucked away at a faster pace then the last 30 years.

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#22) On October 06, 2009 at 7:42 PM, booyahh (< 20) wrote:

seriously folks, we should get serious and do what China does.

oh what was that? they print money to keep their currency artificially devalued? ah, so that's how they peg their currency to keep their products cheap so that they can export !!!

oh no, if we devalue our currency (like China does) American products will be priced competitively on the world stage again! we'll export again! outsoucing will become more expensive!

how horrible! the sky is going to fall!

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#23) On October 07, 2009 at 2:21 AM, awallejr (81.50) wrote:

 Alstry:  "Either you are clueless or you can't add."

This from a guy who predicted DOW 2,000 by end of summer.

 

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#24) On October 07, 2009 at 9:03 AM, rofgile (99.25) wrote:

TMFBent's Sarcastic Blog = MOAP 9.09

MOAP 9.09 was the point at which Alstrynomics gets so correct that it becomes absurd!

Don't you see!  

WHen it is so wrong on its predicitions, thats the point that it is most correct!!$!

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And if something better comes up..  that's MOAP 9.09 instead! 

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#25) On October 07, 2009 at 3:55 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

When wronger is righter. That's 9.09
When better is worser. 9.09
When pretender becomes realer. 9.09
Soon we will "GET IT". Then we will know how to "add"!!!!!!!!!!!!

The self proclaimed "Oracle of CAPS" ?????
Pretty sure most of us "get it".
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#26) On October 08, 2009 at 12:21 PM, goldminingXpert (29.55) wrote:

ROFLMAO

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#27) On October 08, 2009 at 12:47 PM, TMFCrocoStimpy (94.46) wrote:

You've done Dr. Bronner proud

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