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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency (Humor?)

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July 08, 2008 – Comments (5) | RELATED TICKERS: HAL , SKF , SRS

Great day for the Market, looks like the FED can save everything. No worries, nothing to see here. Jamie Diamond, Paulson,  and the FED can turn it around.  I did cover half of my SKF position last week.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency


Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

I guess the Onion wanted a follow up to their previous post: 

"You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some point during my administration," said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in military spending. "Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a military?"

On the economic side, Bush vowed to bring back economic stagnation by implementing substantial tax cuts, which would lead to a recession, which would necessitate a tax hike, which would lead to a drop in consumer spending, which would lead to layoffs, which would deepen the recession even further. 

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' (The Onion, 17 Jan 2001)

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over' 

From Mish Shedlock 06 July 08: 

California Proposal To Rename Sewage Plant After Bush

"One never knows what to expect from California. In a fitting sign of the times, a California group proposes George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

"Calif. group proposes George W. Bush Sewage Plant

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-presidential-putdown,0,6069015.story  

Bush is Funny  Views: 6,272,274

 

 

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On July 08, 2008 at 5:47 PM, abitare (31.95) wrote:

Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Sh-t About The Election


Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election 

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#2) On July 08, 2008 at 6:04 PM, kdakota630 (29.49) wrote:

LOL!  I just watched your first and third videos this morning.

Even better is the one about the India-Pakistan standoff.

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#3) On July 08, 2008 at 6:34 PM, LordZ wrote:

Blah Blah blah...

I sold my real life DRYS position today... ABIT...

now I have too much cash.,,,

can someone please poison this bear... market

let it drink some anti freeze...

 

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#4) On July 08, 2008 at 8:20 PM, abitare (31.95) wrote:

kdakota630,

The US may have some tighter belts in the future, but not like Asia and China.

LordZ,

You had a lucky ride with DRYS. There is no telling when they will unload that garbage. But they love the options selling. Plus how else can two people create a 3 billion dollar company out of thin air? DRYBULK SHIPPING! That is a concept that, 2-4 people in an office and float a bunch of stock to idiots.

This Bear market is just beginning. Marc Faber says we have just had the appertizer, this is a three course meal. 

Also there is plenty of money to be made in this market. Look at my updown.com portfolio. Join the darkside! SDS, RWM, SKF, SRS, etc..... 

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#5) On July 08, 2008 at 11:21 PM, LordZ wrote:

LOL

LUKE I am your PHATHER...

Most people are lucky in their positive stocks, valuations now a days are based upon broken models that no longer apply and more often than not plain luck comes to play.

are all those shorts ????

so whats the most overpriced stock that could be shorted ??

 

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