December 09, 2010
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Sarah Jessica Parker still has man hands.
Both of my dogs are in need of baths. They smell like feet.
If my CAPS score achieves 98 or greater for more than one week the Earth will spin out of orbit and crash into the Sun.
I'm going to corner the latex market. Your surgery, safe sex and S&M needs will be controlled, in part, by me. BARK LIKE A DOG!
Why must books weigh so darn much?
My son is apparently hungry. I must food him.
If a cat sits on the scanner, is it a copy cat?
The boy has been fooded. Peace returns to Atlanta.
I believe Bambi's mom ran off with Blitzen, not killed by hunter.
How can freezers burn and chili be hot?
People in bare feet stepped on the grapes that made the wine you love so much. Drink up!
Beer is feet free.
Some beer does taste like is came out of a mule. Molson Light, anyone?
Why does Wikileak? Does it need to be mended?
Two wrongs don't make a right.
A FED accounting Haiku
One, for large values
Of One, approaches Two, for
small values of Two
Two rights and a left will get you back to the highway.
Kid toes are so darn cute!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
If that dweeb that started Facebook is going to give away his forture why not start with the twins that are suing him?
I like the Haiku!
I've been helping my wife start her new business. Un-fun, but well worth it.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?!
I read a news story a few weeks ago that said a lady golfer was bitten by a snake between holes. It sounded to me like she needed to adjust her stance.
LIT and LACO are too darn sexy.
Is the iPad available in a Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy limited edition?
My dogs remain unwashed and smelly.
How can Tom Selleck be 60+ years old and still be that handsome? Am I jealous? Heck yes!
Kites fly highest against the wind.
If someone ever writes my biography I want Emo Phillips to narrate the audio edition.
Something is afoot here?
I'm not convinced that "afoot" is a word?
I like eggs.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was taking anabolic steroids?
Best idea ever Cato!
Fools really need to step up their game if we are going to beat last years total.
I have 44 alerts.
A brand new christmas tree! Every year we get a new one!!
Real or fake? Fake trees are so much easier!
It was very cold this morning.
For real the way to go! Buy from the Optimist Club, they put the profits to good use!
soycapital is losing to the market today.
But LLY went up so that made my day. It's such a dog (I'm sorry).
Error 2037! What the heck does that mean iTunes. Rude!
I want ot buy the new T.I. cd (yes I listen to that garbage) but I can't. Thanks Apple, thanks!
goalie37 has a serious crush on Emily Chan of CNBC World.
What does your wife or girlfriend want for Christmas?
My wife always tells me that I don't need to get her anything for Christmas.
Then you better get her something.
Not sure what my wife wants for Christmas.
Blue box theme the last two years.
A Tiffany's key necklace last year.
I do of course.
Smith & Wesson before that.
hope you taught her how to use it!
Yep. Now I have to REALLY watch my step. :)
The dryer just buzzed.
I think she liked the Tiffany's box better.
Today's Top Scorers
I'm thinking you are right!
Today's Worst Scorers
I saw ultra said some good things about EBIX.
did cato go out to lunch?
Carry the 1 add the 2, we've got $7 already. Woo hoo!
"Did I catch a 9ner in there? What are you calling from a walkie talkie?"
Can you guess what movie is that from?
ooo, oooo, me too!
My cats breath smells like catfood
Classic old school, well not thattttt old school but you know what I mean.
where is the fool at?
"Did you eat paint chips as a kid"
"Nooo, why do you ask?"
Same movie as above, come on people!
"Look at this awesome frig, you can put six packs of beerrrr i mean soda in there"
How about Tommy Boy for #72? Haven't seen the movie but love playing "Stump the librarian!"
"A lot of people go to school for 8 years Richard..."
"Yeah, they're called doctors!"
Not Billy Madison....
If afoot is a word, then what is the plural? 2 feet?
Not Wedding Singer
Ha ha ha yes Mary yes.
We've got a winner Fools! Good thing too b/c I was running out of quotes, I haven't seen that in years.
does anyone know how much the fool has raised $$$$$?
Not Bed Time Story
No idea but last year they posted weekly (or so) totals. Maybe we could get them to do it again this year
Q:What do you eat? A: Food.
Oh yea? Well I eat food too.
How about this one?
Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man.
I thought you're pre-med.
What's the difference?
Ok new movie:
"You're my boy blue!"
Hmm sound familiar but...
Now that's Old School!
Think about it.... "Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
I didn't realize that Old School was a real movie. Good job Gnubee. Now who can figure out mine?
Nice work Gnubee
I know I've seen that!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh
Wait a sec...
"Toga Toga Toga!"
Same movie, one more quote - The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.
#94 Animal House right?
Candy Gram for Mongo
Option - We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can't afford to have a toga party. ;)
One for Option! Food Fight!!!!!!!!!
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?
Ha ha good movie Mary!
I'm off for a bit, I need to actually get some work done. Play nice Fools be back later to bring in the bling bling for charity!
Hey Option, on yours, How much sex, violence, and profanity are in this movie? ...
Or were you referring to the amount raised instead of "A Fistful of Dollars?" I can be so dense at times.
I need help. Does anyone have a Kindle, Book Nook, iPad, etc and if so, which is the best if you just want music, books, and the occasional video to distract a toddler?
Great Blazing Saddles, GNUBEE, I need HELP!
Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!
Guess I'm done too.....no one? or is it just you and me Mary?
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I'm of no help. I've got four boys, oldest is five, and we only have a leapster, and DVD in the car to keep them occupied.
And also the reason that I have little time to read books anymore!
Finally! it only took 111 posts to lure the Kogal Team in!
Hooray, Kogal what else you got?
I have tickets for this one in a couple of months. I have never seen it - Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad, while the Lady of the Lake and her laker girls welcome your son to my army!
I am actually supposed to be in here researching electronic book formats, socket wrenches, Xboxes, and holsters for guns. Ah - Christmas!
I hope it's a good one, let me know if there are any holy hand grenades.
BTW, what's the wind velocity of a swallow?
Have I lost you too Gnubee? It is a bit late, especially for a family w/4 boys. I will think of you on Christmas Eve.
11 meters per second or 24 miles per hour.
Would you believe that when my kids were in high school and college, I would get calls from their friends in the middle of the night for homework help?
Pretty soon you will.
You are after the Holy Grail while I am surrounded by Spam - a lot!
Well it depends if you are talking about an African or European Swallow
On the other hand, ask me a math question and I come apart at the seams. And the stock market is all math - or so it appears.
Mary, sorry not up on that stuff but sure someone is.
there are the folks we all want to do our christmas shopping with #112 doncha love em?
at least they were doing their homework!
I believe Spam-a-lot is based on the Holy Grail, and following that logic were on the same page, right?
I am talking about a West African Swallow. But I suppose it all depends on the coconut, right? =)
And anything Monty Python counts, doesn't it? The Spam question is what led me to spamalot quotes.
It's all on you now....keep the stream of conciousness flowing
Run away! Run away!
Bring me a shrubbery!
It's only a flesh wound.
Before I head off to bed, something to add value to your evening (Warning, Sound Effects)
Please do not watch this one unless you can add the sound to it - it adds a whole new dimension!
Cato went out to lunch. #2 combo from Chik-Fil-A hot the spot.
Man, all you you took the ball and ran with it! I'm honored and frightened.
I loved all the movie quotes.
On Saturday we're have new living room furniture delivered.
My wife is very excited.
She has back issues, so the new couch and loveseat are much better for her.
I'm watchin a show about Nazi Germany and their bunkers and stuff. For being unhinged racist nutcases they sure knew how to engineer.
I dig Alyce's new do.
Do you know why the nostrils on gorillas are so big?
Have you see their fingers?!
I am Sparticus!
Do you have T.P. for my bunghole?
It's midnight. Do you know where your spouse is? Is he sitting on the counch watching National Georgraphic Channel while typing gibberish on TMF to help some school?
I spy something green.
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
"I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom."
Yes, Vanilla Ice. I agree.
Yay!!!!! Good to see you, Cato! :)
REC this post or suffer the wrath of my son's woobie!
And oh, thank you on #144. Ha!!! :)
Oh, God! Not more Nazi crap. I need to go to bed or change the channel.
I was wondering if you were out there, Alyce. :)
You and Dayana are doing well your Chicks Picks.
I miss posting more. I dropped off the map for a little while on purpose. Now I'm too busy to do more than some DD here and there durring daylight hours..
I'm here, I'm here! And thank you, we are having fun doing those!
Unfortunately I am about to turn in but I am so glad to see Cato's tuition generator at work again this year! I just read through all these... AWESOME! (And yeah, no way I am going to turn on the TV, sounds like there is some nightmare fodder on tonight!)
These posts are RAD!!! Don't forget to get some rest though! :)
Justin Bieber is a little creepy.
(And yeah, I was wondering, wasn't seeing posts... glad you are back!)
Will do! Goodnight.
Yeah, Justin Bieber IS creepy! Who the heck is that kid, anyway?? Haha!
Good night! I'm really turning this computer off now. Ha!
Sometimes I am aware of the opportunities out there for investment, even in this Bull Market, and my head spins with excitement.
Those are just a few that make me wish I had more disposable income for investment.
kdakota, I like eggs, too.
LTBH on CALM.
Of all the causes of astronaut insanity I bet gaving a fly trapped in your space helmet is in the top three.
Q) What did one snowman say to the other?
A) Hey, do you smell carrots?
If you're right 98% of the time why quibble about the remaining 3%?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Have a rottweiler in the house in like have a miniature hornless bull running lose. And mine is a girl, thank goodness.
have = having
Are you Catosperienced?
Nazis are still on my TV.
My german shepherd is sleep woofing.
Now the rottweiler is snoring.
I fell asleep for a second. *shakes head, slaps face*
Is it too late for waffles?
Alright, I need to call it a night. Thanks to all those that contributed in my absence, and to Alyce for maiking her special appearance.
Hasta La Bye-Bye!
Truthisntstupid is one hell of an investor. He knows how to rock the dividend investing angle like a pro, if not better. For you Fools out there just starting out make him listen to what he says, make him your friend and he'll set you on a great path.
The last sentence should read, "...just starting out listen to what he says, make him your friend..."
You're one of the nicest people here. You always have my best wishes to you and yours! Good luck with the new business!
TRUE STORY: A man was once had cancer that required doctors to remove his manhood. So some surgeons came up with the idea to form a new "manhood" out of his middle finger. The surgery worked and he was able to live a normal life.
Moral of the story: If you ask for a new penis, doctors will give you the finger.
It's never too late for waffles.
@ #30 Be careful what you say about my relative!
@ #144 I agree, she looks great!
When You Know You Have a Winning "Do"
(The following story is true.)
I walked into work one morning after getting a new pageboy and before I could even get to my desk I had multiple compliments.
The manager of the call center, a very busy man, even noticed I had done something to my hair.
An employee in the building behind mine saw me outside from several yards away and yelled "You look great! Nice hairstyle."
But the best compliment that happened was when...
I was walking through our little textbook outlet store and a customer asked me where to find a literature book. After I found it for him, he said something to the effect I have to get my wife. I was puzzled, but waited for them both to come back.
The husband said to his wife. "Ask her what kind of hairstyle she has you would look great with it.''
That made my day!
I like it when my husband suggests I get a new "do."
The pageboy was his idea.
Photographers have an an eye for line, color, and style.
He hates shopping for clothes, but has an innate sense of what colors I should wear to best effect.
Except for occasional inspirations, I'm a somewhat dowdy dresser if left to myself.
I do want a lucite handbag for a fashion statement.
The benefit of being a little strange like I am is that people get used to it:)
I would rather be eccentric than boring.
I could babble on about myself, but I will finish for the time being with good wishes for your wife's business, Cato.
One more thing. Today will be a good day! This morning my husband was able to take a photo of a lovely sunrise right before we left for work.
Keep on keeping on Fools!
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Why do I open the fridge staring into it blankly not looking for anything then coming back about ten mintues later and do the same thing like more food will magically appear?
Conan O'Brien: Beard? No beard? Discuss.
I am surprized China did not send a gaggle of vuvuzala blowing zealots to Oslo.
North Korea is like the Addams Family version of Disney World.
I think Germany invaded France in WW2 because it was impossible to find good ratatouille in Berlin.
Cato, dogs get foot bath yet? lol.
I would like to have religeous nuts protest at my funeral.
I highly recommend reading Water For Elephants.
I want to be a mole in the Tiger 21 club.
Where's the beef?
I wish I had bought more SLW shares early on.
I know a waitress that looks like she could be Steve Buscemi's love child.
Denzel Washington is also sickeningly handsome, and talented.
I wish The Office was still funny.
If I buy LIT will it stabilize my portfolio and my mood?
You're webcam in on. PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!
Closest Steve Buscemi was to having a 'love child' was in "Ghost World", but that is the just the movies, lol
No. Too much going on to remedy the stinky poochies.
Dogs smell funky to people, do people smell funky to dogs?
Even though the premise sounds awful, I'm totally seeing this
I loves me some big budget B movie.
cowboys and aliens
cowboys and aliens vs. predator
sweet baby jeebus, where will it stop? lol
and for what it is worth ($.10), sarah jessica parker can rub her masculine hands all over me anytime, lol.
I saw Louis C.K. last night. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
You don't care that I saw Louie C.K.?
I had fairly good seats.
It's supposed to get down to 15 degrees tonight. So much for global warming.
Christmas decorating sucks.
It sucks huge.
I had better put a smile on because I'll be doing lots of it tonight. : /
I really hate dragging the (bad word) tree out and putting it up. My hands are chapped, handling the tree hurts like a (string of bad words).
I'd prefer a 6 feet long aluminum pole.
I'd like to paint your chair.
I'd rather own a Yugo than a Benz.
I like being laughed at.
Did you hear about the blue grass musicial that left his banjo in a convertable in a bad neighborhood?
When he made it back out to his car there were TWO banjos!
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
I used to work with a guy who designed his retirement house with a closet off the living room. The plan was to permanently mount a decorated, artificial tree to a piece of plywood riding on casters so he could just roll the tree in and out as needed.
That is brilliant! I want one of those for Christmas!
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Wyatt Earp? Because it's gassy!
C is for Cookie. That's good enough for me!
I want Chinese food tonight.
My little guy has a gingerbread cookie, is being followed by our dogs. They want his cookie. He does not want them to have his cookie. Life is noisy and good.
DD + DCA + LTBH = Happy Cato
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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely sh*t my pants."
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.
The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her closes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"
I'm back. Did anyone miss me?
I needed a present for my brother, so I wrote him a book. It took forever to get it all done and printed out.
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
FWIW, that is not a gift I would advise. It wasn't the 340 pages, it was the printing. I went through 12 ink cartridges. (Didn't see the spot to turn off the background colors until after I had printed the first 150 pages)
I found out that if you spend $1000 a year at Staples in printing, you get a 10% discount. I am almost there. If they mix those pages up, I may cry.
Harry, It's good to see you have been taking care of things here.
Unnerving but true. I called the auto dealership today. First I spoke to the Service Manager, Then he said I needed to talk to the guy in parts.
Cato hope I was'nt working too blue, cleaned em up as much as I could :)
The next voice I heard was a very breathy Marilyn Monroe type "I've been an extra good girl....all year."
Whoa! The Parts Guy?
I had the Muzak - playing Santa Baby!
The cat's taking a nap.
Maybe there's a new trend in customer service at parts desks.
Cato- Looks like your Generator is working well with $26.50 so far.
Thought you left, like so many others.
Wouldn't be a Foolanthropy comment-fest without ya'.
Sure changed around here after TMFpicked up the GS gut and the CEO of Paulson as directors. I wonder how much they pledged toward the Academy.
Anyways, I felt compelled to chime in and say awesome job. By you and all the Fools who chose your "venue" over the others.
Also to say enjoy this stage of you little one's life. They really do grow up fast.
And since HCG broke out the blue, here is a tasteless joke, courtesy Little Johnny-
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said "We went to Grampa's farm and saw all his sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her girls are so big she can only fasten eight.' (And fastinate)
Kudos to Cato and all Fellow Fools.
One more thing- the dark chocolate covered espresso beans from World Market are really, really good.
There's another buck and a half or so.
And a rec! Regards
One more dime for TMF Dan's #297. Extremely cool stuff.
Congrats on winning this weekend,
I'm convinced that Steve tanked his last game so he would'nt have to face me in the playoffs :)
(Missed it by that... much)
I 'm still filling out pretend lineups, and I got a 112 last weak
One more to make it an even $30.00 with #300 and to say it's snowing at Tahoe. Yay! I will be at 10,000' by 8:30AM on my Atomics. 170 Metrons if you must know. Regards
Way to go John, you beat me to #300.
That's 2 weeks in a row that I smoked Sloth. Too bad, Eric led the pack all year and I took him out of first, then the plyoffs. Got the Longman this week. I put him out last year, so I figure it's his turn. All in fun. Ever smoke sloth? It feels kinda good. Sorry Eric, thought you'd win it all. Best
@#300 HCG- 112 is pretty strong but did you win? I'm rooting for TMF Animal. Not only is he the one who puts it together every year, but to be in the "trailer" most of the season and battle back to make the playoffs and get to the semifinals........ By the way, it's week, "weak" is something else. Also ck your "taz" addy- I'll send you something. Best and another dime.
Well it's 10 PM out West, my girls are in bed and it's time for an adult beverage- rum w/mango pina juice. So I would like to propose a toast- To The Breezes:Here's to the breezesthat blow thru the treesesand lifts the little girls dresses up over their kneese.Some give it up and some only teases-and some send the boys home with social diseases. To the breezes for another dime. At least I didn't suggest supervising S+M like SOMEONE! Sorry if I offended anyone.
To make it $30.50 I will leave you with one of the greatest Rock n' Roll songs of all time (doesn't seem like it was ~40 yrs ago)Enjoy, and play it loud!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhemoVkL9LQ"Just remember one thing don't lose your head to a woman that"ll spend your bread". Sage advice. Dime
No way of knowing, TMF ANIMAL beat me out by 20 points in the last game.
So godspeed to anyone who made the playoffs. I would have just liked to sneak in somehow.
I'll need to draft better next year.
And I have two candidates that might want to play-
I could probably talk my buddy blesto into it.
And Mary showed an interest as long as her daughter was able to make the picks .
Ah BLESTO, the Bears, Lions, Eagles, Steelers, Titans org. guy. Yup. Eight team leagues work the best- maybe two leagues next year.Do yourself a favor and watch Dans vid @ #297. Play #307 loud and finish with this- another great one from before you were born (I'm guessing- but pretty sure).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmY0mqdSADIDid I say LOUD! Enjoy. I'll shoot off the Email now. My youngest daughter does tats but that's not one of 'em.Dime up.
Yeah, I took down the sloth one week :)
You've given me an idea for a blog.
I'll do it tommorow since I 've had a few BUDS tonight.
So were in a holding pattern right now.
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LOL, WOW man.... Just WOW.
Thanx for the message still laughing.
Checked out both links, digging it.
But this was always my favorite Faces tune.
"Happines is when what you think, what you say and what you do, are in harmony." Mahatma Gandhi
Hi, guys. Sorry for being absent. I've felt bad for a couple of days, have spent a lot of time not at the computer.
I sold all my shares of CALM today. I still think it is a fine company. Don't sell it unless you decide for you think it is the right thing for you.
Does anybody out there know of a potential sixteen bagger that will be a sixteen bagger by December of 2011? Just askin'. :)
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.
You body does not know what to do with doughnuts. Brocolli, chicken, oatmeal? Yes. Doughnuts? No!
I've decised not to buy LACO. It is very tempting but I must admit it is outseide my circle of knowlege and the economy may not turn around in a timely fashon to make it go up for a looong time.
I aspire to be a spammer.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for I am missing my amygdala.
Is watching The Book of Eli on HBO. If is so darn hot and bright in the movie why does no one wear a hat?
Although in some time zones it might be boa tarde.
It's 10:54 here
What's on your screensaver?
Mine has the Hypnotoad.
All glory to The HypnoToad
Darn that should have been in green.
Need a new computer so I can do those neat html tricks.
Hmmm what to watch,
Philly at the G-man
Or Jags at Colts
I'll Probably just flip between the two.
Thinking of making some eggs in the hole for breakfast/lunch.
Not my most healthy option but very tasty.
That was a tasty samwich'
Ok, gotta do the dishes, before all that butter congeals into one gelatonous mass.
Food for thoughtComing together is a beginning, Keeping together is a progress Working together is successHenry Ford
Food for thought:
Only the educated are free.
When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble
Food for thoughtThe purpose of life is a life with purpose
Food for thought:
Debt is Real. Equity is opinion
Don't steal. The Government hates competition
The significant problems we face can never be solved at the level of thinking that created them.
In the long run, we are all dead but our children will be left to pick up the tab.
Most people occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and continue on as if nothing ever happened.
Under capitalism, people have more cars. Under communism, they have more parking spaces.
Dime, dime, dime,dime, dime
dime, dime, dime, dime, dime
Damn Vick- he's killin' me.
Liberty is not the means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Starfire, As an Eagles fan, I dont actually feel sorry for you. lol
If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed…
Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect.
Dime and thanks alot OOF. That ghetto animal abuser convict is a hell of a player. Should still be in a cage if you ask me.
Socialism is the philosophy of failure,
- Holy Cow! nice punt return by Deshaun Jackson to win the game for Phillie.
Thinking is really the hardest work, that is why so few people do it.Henry Ford Sr
the creed of ignorance
and the gospel of envy
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
It's inherent virtue
Is the equal sharing of misery
I'm an animal lover and personally I think Vick did his time, paid his dues, and learned his lesson. I could see if he was still abusing animals, but hanging someone out to dry for past deeds that they already repented for is simple judgmental and does nothing for the person doing to judging.
Judge ye not lest ye be judged He who hath not sinned cast the first stone.
And GO EAGLES!!!!
~ Winston Churchill.
We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to apply it.
Stanislaw J. Lec
Ok next up is the
J-E-T-S at the Steel Curtain
I'm going with Pitt.
<<"If my CAPS score achieves 98 or greater for more than one week the Earth will spin out of orbit and crash into the Sun.">>
If my CAPS score remains above 90 for more than three days, you'll detect the giant asteroid that causes it. :-)
It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.
Henry David Thoreau
OOF- Here's the deal, you are entitled to your opinion and I will not judge you. Can you say the same? This thug did some horrible things. Would you say the same if he had done 2 weeks instead of 2 years. Would you say the same if he sucked at QB- I don't think so. Atoned? Learned his lesson? You sure? His fate should be the same as the dogs who didn't kill good enough. So he killed them. Quote your Bible. How bout an eye for an eye? Or is that applied selectively?
OOF, I read that Vick want's a puppy for Christmas.
I say he should be able to get one for his kids.
But the Judge should say no Pitbulls.
Maybe a Chiwuawa.
Dude seems reformed to me.
I just had a weird experience less than an hour ago.
Somehow I was redirected to the Fool UK site and I thought that the tech Fools here were updating the site again. I was rambling on like some American Idiot before I realized where I was.
I wasn't in Kansas anymore and had to click my heels three times.
But I will return there in the near future, as that part of Fooldom gives a slightly different perspective.
10 more cents
You know you’re in a bear market when people are losing money but feeling pretty good about it.
Wall Street Adage
The study of money, above all other fields in economics, is one in which complexity is used to disguise truth or to evade truth, not to reveal it.John Kenneth Galbraith
$100 compounded at 7% for 200 years is more than $100 million, by which time it will be worth nothing.
Silver is an accident waiting to happen.
A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.
How fortunate for political administrations that the people they govern don't think.
It's possible, considering were dealing with a fiat currency.
But is'nt it also possible, that your Kids or Cato's kids could find the next new technology that would drive the market higher?
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
I understand that you may still be angry for what Vick did. And I'm not defending what he did. However,
1. I forgave Vick way before he became starting quarterback for the Eagles. Forgiveness is possible once one realizes that despite everything, we are all sinners and no one has to right to judge another person, especially if that person has repented for what they did. Because each and every one of us have done things that we are not proud of and everyone knew those things people would judge you in the same way that you are judging Vick.
2. You quoted "an eye for an eye" from the Bible, but the whole passage reads like this.
“You have heard the law that says the punishment must match the injury: ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also". Matthew 5:38-39 Words from Jesus himself.
So while you thought you were quoting a scripture about revenge, you were actually quoting the scripture about turning the other cheek.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to start a war with you or anything. I just I needed to clarify a little and I have a pet peeve about misquoted Bible scripture.
Either ways its dimes for the academy.
Enjoy your evening.
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Silence is the virtue of fools.
The only sort of liberty that is real under democracy is the liberty of the have-nots to destroy the liberty of the haves.
H. L. Mencken
The more the State "plans" the more difficult planning becomes for the individual.
Bummer Jets won.
60 minutes is doing a thing on munis right now, interesting
outoffocus- I'm guessing you are Catholic. That sounds like something a child molester priest would say to the flock parents of two boys, one of which having already been "had".
"...the law that says the punishment must match the injury." Not a misquote at all. Did he (Vick) say a couple Hail Marys and throw a few bucks on the plate? If so, it's all good? Hate to say it but Karma doesn't work that way- but his "account" will be settled- and it won't be pretty. If you're good with it, that's all that matters. Best
I know where Waldon Pond is.... ; )
John- got your e querry and am putting a little something together for you. Virginia City is very near to here. That's where Hoss and Little Joe would go "into town" on Bonanza. That whole area has been mined for 150 yrs. I should go have a beer at the "Bucket of Blood Saloon" and ask the bartender. Those guys simply leased some land and used a lot of enthusiastic and flowery verbage. I say uh-uh. But hey I'm <20. I will go into more detail on your TAZ- but today is football. I'm sure you understand. Best
Thanks man, thats what I thought.
Gonna be seeing my bro-in-law at Christmas.
Don't know how to tell him that he might have thrown ten grand down the drain.
Did'nt mean to exclude anybody-
pump n' dump or not?
The two most important emotions are fear and gread, and you go from greed to fear in a fraction of a second.
Wall Street Saying
John- and maybe not. Just wish him well. Reminds me of these guys-
who need money to continue the permitting process. I dipped a toe, it could all go away, or not.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
If you don't hold it, you don't own it.
The years teach much which the days never knew.
The desire for gold is the most universal and deeply rooted commercial instinct of the human race.
Gerald M. Loeb
Dime, dime, dime, dime, dime
The budget should be balanced; the treasury should be refilled; public debt should be reduced; and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled.
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
No State shall ... coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts....Art. 1, sect. 10, US Constitution
So much for that-
Congrats Cato, that makes $40.00
A dime at a time.
Best to all from 5000' where it is snowing sideways.
There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
The dog likes to play in the snow.
And the cat is taking a nap again.
Cupcake Cabernet Savignon is pretty decent.
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My CAPS score change was (0) today.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don't.
I sliced my thumb open yesterday. Hitting the space bar hurts like a mamma-jamma!
I have the TV on in the background, dancing Santas scare me.
I'd like to have Kate Winslet shaved and brought to my tent.
Is totally stoked to see the Pirates of the Caribbean 4 after watching the trailer.
My dogs are freaking out in the back yard. I hate it for my neighbors. :)
Woof! Woof! Bark! Whine! Bark-Bark-Bark!
I like having large dogs. Eat'em, guys!
I want a orange juice and vodka. Sadly I have neither. I wonder how peppermint schnapps and apple juice would taste.
I had Chipotle today
Chipotle makes my tummy do bad, bad things!
I bet getting kicked by a Rockette would be like getting kicked by a really pretty mule.
I just made jazz hands, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to convert to Zorastrianism because I could legally carry a sword and wear a black mask.
Again, the hour grows late and the urge for waffles grows.
I need an HDTV because I'm tired of only seeing the middle 3/4 of some of the television shows I enjoy.
Bored to Death on HBO is by favorite scripted television show. It never fails to make me laugh.
Can I get away with going to the Marietta Diner at this hour?
Lol, you bleated.
After taking a second sip of the apple juice an PS I can affirm that it is awful. Only try it if you wish to use it as a bonding experience with your buddies.
Stevie Wonder used to be a genius. Now he is just kinda sad.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
TMFBabo, I *bleat* therefore I am.
There's a sassy cat rummaging through the garbage of my mind.
Twinkle, twinkle little waffle...
That apple juice and PS is really awful...
With a laptop sitting on my theigh...
I look up recipes for pecan pies...
That apple juice and PS is really awful!
I'm running out of steam.
I'm buying more shares of LUK and FRFHF.PK tomorrow.
Korg is a stupid name for a piano company.
That's it. I'm outta here! Goodnight!
I'm rough like sandpaper and hard like particle physics.
Please stop paying Angelina Jolie to make movies.
I know I shouln't buy it but there is a sweet two acre lot of sale at a really good price in an area I like.
I look like Mayor MacCheese, without the giant cheeseburger head.
Can I get a Amen, bothers and sisters?!
dj! How are you?
I got home from a day on the mountain (skiing) and my significant other was watching a cooking show.So I say "What are you watching that for-you can't cook".Then she retorts "Well, you watch porn". Whatever. hmph.
Omelettes for supper tonight.
Any idea what kind of wine goes best with omelettes?
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Korg is a weird name for a piano, but they make great tuners and metronomes.
So after that, she says "what's your problem?." And I say, "Yup, I got a problem with that". She says "GOOD, I'll wait for in the other room". Better pack a lunch. $hit. Whole new definition of doin' DD.
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#424 I thought you had Chipotle everyday...: )
Korg spelled backwards is grok.
The ground in Chicago is frozen 16" deep.
I prefer the Campells raviolio's over Chef boy r' dees mini raviolis.
#500 coming up.
Who wants it?
I'll defer and go for comment #888. Kwazy ates.
HCG is in the house!
You down with TMA?
Yeah, you know me!
In my next life I want to be a arial firefighter.
I am glad going to work does not require me to wear a tie.
One of my fondest memories is sleeping out under the stars at Monument Valley.
I need to cull my collection of books.
And I need to do the same with the collection of obsolete computer stuff.
The angel on top of the tree is giving me the stink eye.
I still have my old couch on the screened porch on the back side of the house. Yes, I hear banjos playing each time I see it sitting out there.
Warning: The P.C. is dead.
What the...? Then what am I typing on?
Two of my life's goals:
1) Be able to rent a villa in Tuscany for a month each summer.
2) Be able to rent an exotic car a couple of times a year, drive it like I stole it.
Being able to rent something you desire is good because who really wants to pay for the upkeep and insurance of either of those things? They'd end up owning you instead of the other way around.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Ever notice how most of Everclear's songs are in the key of G?
Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!
I'm good Cato!
John, got your email. Can't reply tonight, Feds are watching. Plus I'm really hungry!
Oh wait, it's not the Feds! It's just a snowman with a badge. It doesn't change the fact that I'm hungry and can no longer type.
Thank all of you that contributed to this blog. Please keep it going.
DJ eat something!
Be careful my freind, I suspect that is a Fed disguised as a snowman.
Lay low and let him freeze his a$$ off.
Sorry for the break.
Dog was acting antsey.
Took out the trash.
checked the mail.
Got an inch thick annual report that I won't be able to read until after Christmas.
much too busy posting nonsense for Foolanthropry... : )
Finished with my Christmas shopping today.
Such a slacker.
Waited until the last minute, again.
But it's done.
I consider that to be
Can I have Frosty's hat?
Raise your hand it you've watched "Killer Klowns From Outer Space".
gotta do taxes
I intend to prove Kris Kringle is Santa Claus!
I don't really hate taxes.
But I do hate preparing for them.
It is so expensive and complicated.
It doesn't have to be that way!
I'm for the Fair Tax!
santa brought me a rubber chicken
and yes, it did snow in Central MO
How much snow in ChicagO
I did want ten.
at least because a round number you know?
Merry Christmas to my fellow Fools. I thank all those that decided to participate in Cato's Tuition Generator. I had fun rambling like an idiot and reading the ramblings and thoughtfully executed postings of you all.
No go finish putting that train set or bicycle together!
I really want those kwazy ates.
Cato, what's TMA?
29 floutests flouting.
Snow level is at half of my dog.
This just in-
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn’t have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. “Sure,” said Izzard. “There a mirror around here?” “There’s one on the wall right beside you,” said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. “Yep!” he said. “It’s me, all right!”
I'm for the flat tax, but not quite sure what the difference is.
Either way I think we would be better off.
Best to stop now.. :)
before I'm considered spam.
I'll continue being a ham.... ; )