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December 09, 2010 – Comments (569)

Sarah Jessica Parker still has man hands.

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#1) On December 09, 2010 at 7:19 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Both of my dogs are in need of baths. They smell like feet.

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#2) On December 09, 2010 at 7:21 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

If my CAPS score achieves 98 or greater for more than one week the Earth will spin out of orbit and crash into the Sun.

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#3) On December 09, 2010 at 7:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm going to corner the latex market. Your surgery, safe sex and S&M needs will be controlled, in part, by me. BARK LIKE A DOG!

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#4) On December 09, 2010 at 7:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Why must books weigh so darn much?

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#5) On December 09, 2010 at 7:25 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My son is apparently hungry. I must food him.

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#6) On December 09, 2010 at 7:28 PM, truthisntstupid (92.29) wrote:

Hi, Cato!

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#7) On December 09, 2010 at 8:00 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

If a cat sits on the scanner, is it a copy cat?

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#8) On December 09, 2010 at 8:08 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Hey, Truth!

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#9) On December 09, 2010 at 8:08 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

The boy has been fooded. Peace returns to Atlanta.

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#10) On December 09, 2010 at 8:13 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

rd80, funny.

 

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#11) On December 09, 2010 at 8:14 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I believe Bambi's mom ran off with Blitzen, not killed by hunter.

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#12) On December 09, 2010 at 8:14 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

How can freezers burn and chili be hot?

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#13) On December 09, 2010 at 8:17 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

People in bare feet stepped on the grapes that made the wine you love so much. Drink up!

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#14) On December 09, 2010 at 8:17 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Beer is feet free.

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#15) On December 09, 2010 at 8:19 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Some beer does taste like is came out of a mule. Molson Light, anyone?

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#16) On December 09, 2010 at 8:21 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Why does Wikileak? Does it need to be mended?

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#17) On December 09, 2010 at 8:22 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Two wrongs don't make a right.

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#18) On December 09, 2010 at 8:22 PM, TMFCrocoStimpy (92.26) wrote:

A FED accounting Haiku

One, for large values

Of One, approaches Two, for

small values of Two

 

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#19) On December 09, 2010 at 8:22 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Two rights and a left will get you back to the highway.

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#20) On December 09, 2010 at 8:23 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Kid toes are so darn cute!

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#21) On December 09, 2010 at 8:23 PM, TMFCrocoStimpy (92.26) wrote:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

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#22) On December 09, 2010 at 8:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

If that dweeb that started Facebook is going to give away his forture why not start with the twins that are suing him?

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#23) On December 09, 2010 at 8:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I like the Haiku!

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#24) On December 09, 2010 at 8:26 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I've been helping my wife start her new business. Un-fun, but well worth it.

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#25) On December 09, 2010 at 8:27 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

What's the frequency, Kenneth?!

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#26) On December 09, 2010 at 8:28 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I read a news story a few weeks ago that said a lady golfer was bitten by a snake between holes. It sounded to me like she needed to adjust her stance.

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#27) On December 09, 2010 at 8:29 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

LIT and LACO are too darn sexy.

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#28) On December 09, 2010 at 8:32 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Is the iPad available in a Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy limited edition?

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#29) On December 09, 2010 at 8:34 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My dogs remain unwashed and smelly.

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#30) On December 09, 2010 at 8:36 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

How can Tom Selleck be 60+ years old and still be that handsome? Am I jealous? Heck yes!

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#31) On December 09, 2010 at 8:37 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Kites fly highest against the wind.

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#32) On December 09, 2010 at 8:39 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

If someone ever writes my biography I want Emo Phillips to narrate the audio edition.

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#33) On December 09, 2010 at 8:48 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

Something is afoot here?

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#34) On December 09, 2010 at 8:50 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I'm not convinced that "afoot" is a word?

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#35) On December 09, 2010 at 8:52 PM, kdakota630 (29.62) wrote:

I like eggs.

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#36) On December 09, 2010 at 8:53 PM, kdakota630 (29.62) wrote:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was taking anabolic steroids?

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#37) On December 09, 2010 at 8:53 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Best idea ever Cato!

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#38) On December 09, 2010 at 8:54 PM, sdfjweew wrote:

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#39) On December 09, 2010 at 8:54 PM, sdfjweew wrote:

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#40) On December 09, 2010 at 8:55 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Fools really need to step up their game if we are going to beat last years total.

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#41) On December 09, 2010 at 8:56 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Love spammers!

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#42) On December 09, 2010 at 8:57 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

I have 44 alerts.

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#43) On December 09, 2010 at 8:58 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

+0.10!

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#44) On December 09, 2010 at 8:58 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

+0.20!

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#45) On December 09, 2010 at 9:00 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

A brand new christmas tree! Every year we get a new one!!

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#46) On December 09, 2010 at 9:00 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Real or fake? Fake trees are so much easier!

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#47) On December 09, 2010 at 9:02 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

It was very cold this morning.

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#48) On December 09, 2010 at 9:03 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

For real the way to go! Buy from the Optimist Club, they put the profits to good use!

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#49) On December 09, 2010 at 9:04 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

soycapital is losing to the market today.

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#50) On December 09, 2010 at 9:05 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

But LLY went up so that made my day. It's such a dog (I'm sorry).

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#51) On December 09, 2010 at 9:05 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Error 2037! What the heck does that mean iTunes. Rude!

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#52) On December 09, 2010 at 9:06 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

I want ot buy the new T.I. cd (yes I listen to that garbage) but I can't. Thanks Apple, thanks!

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#53) On December 09, 2010 at 9:06 PM, goalie37 (91.55) wrote:

goalie37 has a serious crush on Emily Chan of CNBC World.

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#54) On December 09, 2010 at 9:17 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

What does your wife or girlfriend want for Christmas?

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#55) On December 09, 2010 at 9:18 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

My wife always tells me that I don't need to get her anything for Christmas.

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#56) On December 09, 2010 at 9:20 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Then you better get her something.

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#57) On December 09, 2010 at 9:27 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Not sure what my wife wants for Christmas.

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#58) On December 09, 2010 at 9:27 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Blue box theme the last two years.

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#59) On December 09, 2010 at 9:28 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

A Tiffany's key necklace last year.

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#60) On December 09, 2010 at 9:29 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I do of course.

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#61) On December 09, 2010 at 9:29 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Smith & Wesson before that.

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#62) On December 09, 2010 at 9:30 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

hope you taught her how to use it!

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#63) On December 09, 2010 at 9:33 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Yep.  Now I have to REALLY watch my step. :)

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#64) On December 09, 2010 at 9:35 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

The dryer just buzzed.

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#65) On December 09, 2010 at 9:39 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

I think she liked the Tiffany's box better.

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#66) On December 09, 2010 at 9:42 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Today's Top Scorers

HWKN
RDC
EBIX

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#67) On December 09, 2010 at 9:43 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I'm thinking you are right!

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#68) On December 09, 2010 at 9:44 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Today's Worst Scorers

SNN
MCD
LOW

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#69) On December 09, 2010 at 9:44 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I saw ultra said some good things about EBIX.

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#70) On December 09, 2010 at 9:47 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

did cato go out to lunch?

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#71) On December 09, 2010 at 10:14 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Carry the 1 add the 2, we've got $7 already. Woo hoo!

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#72) On December 09, 2010 at 10:16 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

"Did I catch a 9ner in there? What are you calling from a walkie talkie?"

Can you guess what movie is that from?

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#73) On December 09, 2010 at 10:16 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

ooo, oooo, me too!

My cats breath smells like catfood

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#74) On December 09, 2010 at 10:17 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Classic old school, well not thattttt old school but you know what I mean.

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#75) On December 09, 2010 at 10:18 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

#73

Simpsons???

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#76) On December 09, 2010 at 10:19 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Yessiree indoodley!

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#77) On December 09, 2010 at 10:19 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

where is the fool at?

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#78) On December 09, 2010 at 10:24 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

"Did you eat paint chips as a kid"

"Nooo, why do you ask?"

Same movie as above, come on people!

 

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#79) On December 09, 2010 at 10:25 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

"Look at this awesome frig, you can put six packs of beerrrr i mean soda in there"

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#80) On December 09, 2010 at 10:26 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

How about Tommy Boy for #72?  Haven't seen the movie but love playing "Stump the librarian!"

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#81) On December 09, 2010 at 10:27 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

"A lot of people go to school for 8 years Richard..."

"Yeah, they're called doctors!"

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#82) On December 09, 2010 at 10:27 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Not Billy Madison....

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#83) On December 09, 2010 at 10:27 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

If afoot is a word, then what is the plural?  2 feet?

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#84) On December 09, 2010 at 10:27 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Not Wedding Singer

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#85) On December 09, 2010 at 10:28 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Ha ha ha yes Mary yes.

We've got a winner Fools! Good thing too b/c I was running out of quotes, I haven't seen that in years.

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#86) On December 09, 2010 at 10:28 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

does anyone know how much the fool has raised $$$$$?

 

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#87) On December 09, 2010 at 10:28 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Not Bed Time Story

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#88) On December 09, 2010 at 10:31 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Soycapital

No idea but last year they posted weekly (or so) totals. Maybe we could get them to do it again this year

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#89) On December 09, 2010 at 10:32 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Q:What do you eat?
A: Food. 

 Oh yea? Well I eat food too.

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#90) On December 09, 2010 at 10:32 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

How about this one?

Take it easy, I'm in pre-law, man.

I thought you're pre-med.

What's the difference?

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#91) On December 09, 2010 at 10:33 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Ok new movie:

"You're my boy blue!"

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#92) On December 09, 2010 at 10:34 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Mary,

Hmm sound familiar but...

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#93) On December 09, 2010 at 10:35 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Now that's Old School!

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#94) On December 09, 2010 at 10:36 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Think about it.... "Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."

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#95) On December 09, 2010 at 10:37 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I didn't realize that Old School was a real movie.  Good job Gnubee.  Now who can figure out mine?

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#96) On December 09, 2010 at 10:38 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

#93

Nice work Gnubee

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#97) On December 09, 2010 at 10:39 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

I know I've seen that!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh

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#98) On December 09, 2010 at 10:40 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Wait a sec...

"Toga Toga Toga!"

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#99) On December 09, 2010 at 10:40 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Same movie, one more quote - The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.

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#100) On December 09, 2010 at 10:40 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

#94 Animal House right?

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#101) On December 09, 2010 at 10:41 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Candy Gram for Mongo

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#102) On December 09, 2010 at 10:41 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Option -   We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is. We can't afford to have a toga party.  ;)

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#103) On December 09, 2010 at 10:42 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

$10!

Ten Dollars!

Diez Dolares!

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#104) On December 09, 2010 at 10:42 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

One for Option!  Food Fight!!!!!!!!!

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#105) On December 09, 2010 at 10:42 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

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#106) On December 09, 2010 at 10:43 PM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Ha ha good movie Mary!

I'm off for a bit, I need to actually get some work done. Play nice Fools be back later to bring in the bling bling for charity!

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#107) On December 09, 2010 at 10:44 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Hey Option, on yours,  How much sex, violence, and profanity are in this movie? ...

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#108) On December 09, 2010 at 10:46 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Or were you referring to the amount raised instead of "A Fistful of Dollars?"  I can be so dense at times.

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#109) On December 09, 2010 at 10:47 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I need help.  Does anyone have a Kindle, Book Nook, iPad, etc and if so, which is the best if you just want music, books, and the occasional video to distract a toddler?

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#110) On December 09, 2010 at 10:49 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Great Blazing Saddles, GNUBEE, I need HELP!

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#111) On December 09, 2010 at 10:50 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Land snatch...

Ah, Haley vs. United States. Haley: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

Guess I'm done too.....no one? or is it just you and me Mary?

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#112) On December 09, 2010 at 10:52 PM, tianshe wrote:

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#113) On December 09, 2010 at 10:53 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

I'm of no help. I've got four boys, oldest is five, and we only have a leapster, and DVD in the car to keep them occupied.

And also the reason that I have little time to read books anymore!

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#114) On December 09, 2010 at 10:54 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Finally! it only took 111 posts to lure the Kogal Team in!

Hooray, Kogal what else you got?

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#115) On December 09, 2010 at 10:55 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I have tickets for this one in a couple of months.  I have never seen it - Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad, while the Lady of the Lake and her laker girls welcome your son to my army!

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#116) On December 09, 2010 at 10:56 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I am actually supposed to be in here researching electronic book formats, socket wrenches, Xboxes, and holsters for guns.  Ah - Christmas!

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#117) On December 09, 2010 at 10:57 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

I hope it's a good one, let me know if there are any holy hand grenades.

 

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#118) On December 09, 2010 at 10:58 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

BTW, what's the wind velocity of a swallow?

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#119) On December 09, 2010 at 10:59 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Have I lost you too Gnubee?  It is a bit late, especially for a family w/4 boys.  I will think of you on Christmas Eve.

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#120) On December 09, 2010 at 11:01 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

11 meters per second or 24 miles per hour. 

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#121) On December 09, 2010 at 11:02 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Would you believe that when my kids were in high school and college, I would get calls from their friends in the middle of the night for homework help?

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#122) On December 09, 2010 at 11:02 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Pretty soon you will.

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#123) On December 09, 2010 at 11:03 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

You are after the Holy Grail while I am surrounded by Spam - a lot!

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#124) On December 09, 2010 at 11:04 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Well it depends if you are talking about an African or European Swallow

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#125) On December 09, 2010 at 11:05 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

On the other hand, ask me a math question and I come apart at the seams.  And the stock market is all math - or so it appears.

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#126) On December 09, 2010 at 11:05 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

Mary, sorry not up on that stuff but sure someone is.

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#127) On December 09, 2010 at 11:07 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

there are the folks we all want to do our christmas shopping with #112 doncha love em?

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#128) On December 09, 2010 at 11:07 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

at least they were doing their homework!


I believe Spam-a-lot is based on the Holy Grail, and following that logic were on the same page, right?

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#129) On December 09, 2010 at 11:08 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I am talking about a West African Swallow.  But I suppose it all depends on the coconut, right?  =)

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#130) On December 09, 2010 at 11:10 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

And anything Monty Python counts, doesn't it?  The Spam question is what led me to spamalot quotes.

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#131) On December 09, 2010 at 11:12 PM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Right!

It's all on you now....keep the stream of conciousness flowing

Bonsoir

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#132) On December 09, 2010 at 11:12 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Run away! Run away!

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#133) On December 09, 2010 at 11:13 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Bring me a shrubbery!

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#134) On December 09, 2010 at 11:14 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

It's only a flesh wound.

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#135) On December 09, 2010 at 11:16 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Before I head off to bed, something to add value to your evening (Warning, Sound Effects)

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#136) On December 09, 2010 at 11:18 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Please do not watch this one unless you can add the sound to it - it adds a whole new dimension! 

Good Night!

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#137) On December 09, 2010 at 11:47 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Cato went out to lunch. #2 combo from Chik-Fil-A hot the spot.

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#138) On December 09, 2010 at 11:48 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Man, all you you took the ball and ran with it! I'm honored and frightened.

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#139) On December 09, 2010 at 11:48 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I loved all the movie quotes.

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#140) On December 09, 2010 at 11:49 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

On Saturday we're have new living room furniture delivered.

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#141) On December 09, 2010 at 11:49 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My wife is very excited.

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#142) On December 09, 2010 at 11:51 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

She has back issues, so the new couch and loveseat are much better for her.

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#143) On December 09, 2010 at 11:53 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm watchin a show about Nazi Germany and their bunkers and stuff. For being unhinged racist nutcases they sure knew how to engineer.

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#144) On December 09, 2010 at 11:53 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I dig Alyce's new do.

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#145) On December 09, 2010 at 11:54 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Do you know why the nostrils on gorillas are so big?

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#146) On December 09, 2010 at 11:55 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Have you see their fingers?!

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#147) On December 09, 2010 at 11:55 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I am Sparticus!

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#148) On December 09, 2010 at 11:56 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Do you have T.P. for my bunghole?

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#149) On December 10, 2010 at 12:01 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

It's midnight. Do you know where your spouse is? Is he sitting on the counch watching National Georgraphic Channel while typing gibberish on TMF to help some school?

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#150) On December 10, 2010 at 12:02 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I spy something green.

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#151) On December 10, 2010 at 12:03 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

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#152) On December 10, 2010 at 12:04 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

"I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom."

Yes, Vanilla Ice. I agree.

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#153) On December 10, 2010 at 12:04 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

Yay!!!!! Good to see you, Cato! :)

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#154) On December 10, 2010 at 12:05 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

REC this post or suffer the wrath of my son's woobie!

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#155) On December 10, 2010 at 12:05 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

And oh, thank you on #144. Ha!!! :)

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#156) On December 10, 2010 at 12:07 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Oh, God! Not more Nazi crap. I need to go to bed or change the channel.

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#157) On December 10, 2010 at 12:10 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I was wondering if you were out there, Alyce. :)

You and Dayana are doing well your Chicks Picks.  

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#158) On December 10, 2010 at 12:12 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I miss posting more. I dropped off the map for a little while on purpose. Now I'm too busy to do more than some DD here and there durring daylight hours..

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#159) On December 10, 2010 at 12:12 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

I'm here, I'm here! And thank you, we are having fun doing those!

Unfortunately I am about to turn in but I am so glad to see Cato's tuition generator at work again this year! I just read through all these... AWESOME! (And yeah, no way I am going to turn on the TV, sounds like there is some nightmare fodder on tonight!)

These posts are RAD!!! Don't forget to get some rest though! :)

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#160) On December 10, 2010 at 12:13 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Justin Bieber is a little creepy.

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#161) On December 10, 2010 at 12:14 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

(And yeah, I was wondering, wasn't seeing posts... glad you are back!)

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#162) On December 10, 2010 at 12:14 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Will do! Goodnight.

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#163) On December 10, 2010 at 12:15 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

Yeah, Justin Bieber IS creepy! Who the heck is that kid, anyway?? Haha!

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#164) On December 10, 2010 at 12:16 AM, TMFLomax (45.03) wrote:

Good night! I'm really turning this computer off now. Ha!

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#165) On December 10, 2010 at 12:19 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Sometimes I am aware of the opportunities out there for investment, even in this Bull Market, and my head spins with excitement.

LIT

NSR

LACO

EPI

COPX

Those are just a few that make me wish I had more disposable income for investment. 

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#166) On December 10, 2010 at 12:23 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

kdakota, I like eggs, too.

LTBH on CALM.

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#167) On December 10, 2010 at 12:30 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Of all the causes of astronaut insanity I bet gaving a fly trapped in your space helmet is in the top three.

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#168) On December 10, 2010 at 12:31 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Q) What did one snowman say to the other?

A) Hey, do you smell carrots?

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#169) On December 10, 2010 at 12:31 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

If you're right 98% of the time why quibble about the remaining 3%?

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#170) On December 10, 2010 at 12:33 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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#171) On December 10, 2010 at 12:36 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Have a rottweiler in the house in like have a miniature hornless bull running lose. And mine is a girl, thank goodness.

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#172) On December 10, 2010 at 12:36 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

have = having

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#173) On December 10, 2010 at 12:37 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Are you Catosperienced?

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#174) On December 10, 2010 at 12:38 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Nazis are still on my TV.

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#175) On December 10, 2010 at 12:41 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My german shepherd is sleep woofing.

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#176) On December 10, 2010 at 12:41 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Now the rottweiler is snoring.

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#177) On December 10, 2010 at 12:44 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I fell asleep for a second. *shakes head, slaps face*

 

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#178) On December 10, 2010 at 12:44 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Is it too late for waffles?

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#179) On December 10, 2010 at 12:46 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Alright, I need to call it a night. Thanks to all those that contributed in my absence, and to Alyce for maiking her special appearance.

Hasta La Bye-Bye!

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#180) On December 10, 2010 at 1:25 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Truthisntstupid is one hell of an investor. He knows how to rock the dividend investing angle like a pro, if not better. For you  Fools out there just starting out make him listen to what he says, make him your friend and he'll set you on a great path.

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#181) On December 10, 2010 at 1:30 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

RE: #180

The last sentence should read, "...just starting out listen to what he says, make him your friend..."

 

Stooped thipoes

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#182) On December 10, 2010 at 1:35 AM, truthisntstupid (92.29) wrote:

Thanks, Cato! 

You're one of the nicest people here.   You always have my best wishes to you and yours!  Good luck with the new business!

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#183) On December 10, 2010 at 1:49 AM, TMFDanDzombak (78.48) wrote:

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#184) On December 10, 2010 at 7:18 AM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

TRUE STORY: A man was once had cancer that required doctors to remove his manhood.  So some surgeons came up with the idea to form a new "manhood" out of his middle finger.  The surgery worked and he was able to live a normal life.

Moral of the story: If you ask for a new penis, doctors will give you the finger. 

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#185) On December 10, 2010 at 8:31 AM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

It's never too late for waffles.

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#186) On December 10, 2010 at 9:02 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

@ #30 Be careful what you say about my relative!

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#187) On December 10, 2010 at 9:04 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

@ #144 I agree, she looks great!

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#188) On December 10, 2010 at 9:09 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

When You Know You Have a Winning "Do"

(The following story is true.)

 

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#189) On December 10, 2010 at 9:17 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I walked into work one morning after getting a new pageboy and before I could even get to my desk I had multiple compliments. 

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#190) On December 10, 2010 at 9:18 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

The manager of the call center, a very busy man, even noticed I had done something to my hair.

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#191) On December 10, 2010 at 9:21 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

An employee in the building behind mine saw me outside from several yards away and yelled "You look great! Nice hairstyle."

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#192) On December 10, 2010 at 9:22 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

But the best compliment that happened was when...

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#193) On December 10, 2010 at 9:26 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I was walking through our little textbook outlet store and a customer asked me where to find a literature book. After I found it for him, he said something to the effect I have to get my wife. I was puzzled, but waited for them both to come back.

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#194) On December 10, 2010 at 9:28 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

The husband said to his wife. "Ask her what kind of hairstyle she has you would look great with it.''

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#195) On December 10, 2010 at 9:29 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

That made my day!

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#196) On December 10, 2010 at 9:32 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I like it when my husband suggests I get a new "do."

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#197) On December 10, 2010 at 9:33 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

The pageboy was his idea.

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#198) On December 10, 2010 at 9:35 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

Photographers have an an eye for line, color, and style.

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#199) On December 10, 2010 at 9:38 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

He hates shopping for clothes, but has an innate sense of what colors I should wear to best effect.

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#200) On December 10, 2010 at 9:39 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

Except for occasional inspirations, I'm a somewhat dowdy dresser if left to myself.

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#201) On December 10, 2010 at 9:43 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I do want a lucite handbag for a fashion statement.

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#202) On December 10, 2010 at 9:46 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

The benefit of being a little strange like I am is that people get used to it:)

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#203) On December 10, 2010 at 9:47 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I would rather be eccentric than boring.

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#204) On December 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

I could babble on about myself, but I will finish for the time being with good wishes for your wife's business, Cato.

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#205) On December 10, 2010 at 9:51 AM, lemoneater (67.81) wrote:

One more thing. Today will be a good day! This morning my husband was able to take a photo of a lovely sunrise right before we left for work.

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#206) On December 10, 2010 at 10:15 AM, Option1307 (30.06) wrote:

Keep on keeping on Fools!

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#207) On December 10, 2010 at 10:58 AM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

Comment #184 is the funniest comment on here.

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#209) On December 10, 2010 at 11:33 AM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Looks like the Kogoal guys just woke up!

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One link per item should do it.

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#210) On December 10, 2010 at 11:35 AM, GNUBEE (24.34) wrote:

Why do I open the fridge staring into it blankly not looking for anything then coming back about ten mintues later and do the same thing like more food will magically appear?

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#211) On December 10, 2010 at 6:07 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Conan O'Brien: Beard? No beard? Discuss.

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#212) On December 10, 2010 at 6:09 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I am surprized China did not send a gaggle of vuvuzala blowing zealots to Oslo.

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#213) On December 10, 2010 at 6:09 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

North Korea is like the Addams Family version of Disney World.

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#214) On December 10, 2010 at 6:10 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I think Germany invaded France in WW2 because it was impossible to find good ratatouille in Berlin.

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#215) On December 10, 2010 at 6:11 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

Cato, dogs get foot bath yet? lol.

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#216) On December 10, 2010 at 6:11 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I would like to have religeous nuts protest at my funeral.

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#217) On December 10, 2010 at 6:12 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I highly recommend reading Water For Elephants.

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#218) On December 10, 2010 at 6:12 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I want to be a mole in the Tiger 21 club.

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#219) On December 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Where's the beef?

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#220) On December 10, 2010 at 6:13 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I wish I had bought more SLW shares early on.

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#221) On December 10, 2010 at 6:14 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I know a waitress that looks like she could be Steve Buscemi's love child.

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#222) On December 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Denzel Washington is also sickeningly handsome, and talented.

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#223) On December 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I wish The Office was still funny.

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#224) On December 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I wish The Office was still funny.

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#225) On December 10, 2010 at 6:16 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

If I buy LIT will it stabilize my portfolio and my mood?

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#226) On December 10, 2010 at 6:17 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You're webcam in on. PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

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#227) On December 10, 2010 at 6:21 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

Closest Steve Buscemi was to having a 'love child' was in "Ghost World", but that is the just the movies, lol

 

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#228) On December 10, 2010 at 6:22 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

No. Too much going on to remedy the stinky poochies.

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#229) On December 10, 2010 at 6:27 PM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

Dogs smell funky to people, do people smell funky to dogs?

 

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#230) On December 11, 2010 at 3:04 PM, TMFDanDzombak (78.48) wrote:

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#231) On December 11, 2010 at 3:04 PM, TMFDanDzombak (78.48) wrote:

Even though the premise sounds awful, I'm totally seeing this

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#232) On December 12, 2010 at 12:18 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I loves me some big budget B movie.

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#233) On December 12, 2010 at 12:29 AM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

cowboys and aliens

cowboys and aliens vs. predator

sweet baby jeebus, where will it stop? lol

 

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#234) On December 12, 2010 at 12:32 AM, NOTvuffett (< 20) wrote:

and for what it is worth ($.10), sarah jessica parker can rub her masculine hands all over me anytime, lol.

 

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#235) On December 12, 2010 at 11:58 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

#234

LOL

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#236) On December 12, 2010 at 11:59 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I saw Louis C.K. last night. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.

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#237) On December 13, 2010 at 6:16 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You don't care that I saw Louie C.K.?

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#238) On December 13, 2010 at 6:17 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I had fairly good seats.

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#239) On December 13, 2010 at 6:18 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

It's supposed to get down to 15 degrees tonight. So much for global warming.

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#240) On December 13, 2010 at 6:19 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Christmas decorating sucks.

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#241) On December 13, 2010 at 6:20 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

It sucks huge.

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#242) On December 13, 2010 at 6:20 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

It sucks huge.

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#243) On December 13, 2010 at 6:22 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I had better put a smile on because I'll be doing lots of it tonight. : /

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#244) On December 13, 2010 at 6:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I really hate dragging the (bad word) tree out and putting it up. My hands are chapped, handling the tree hurts like a (string of bad words).

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#245) On December 13, 2010 at 6:31 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'd prefer a 6 feet long aluminum pole.

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#246) On December 13, 2010 at 6:33 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'd like to paint your chair.

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#247) On December 13, 2010 at 6:34 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'd rather own a Yugo than a Benz.

 

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#248) On December 13, 2010 at 6:35 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I like being laughed at.

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#249) On December 13, 2010 at 6:37 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Did you hear about the blue grass musicial that left his banjo in a convertable in a bad neighborhood?

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#250) On December 13, 2010 at 6:40 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

When he made it back out to his car there were TWO banjos!

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#251) On December 13, 2010 at 6:41 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

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#252) On December 13, 2010 at 8:02 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

I used to work with a guy who designed his retirement house with a closet off the living room.  The plan was to permanently mount a decorated, artificial tree to a piece of plywood riding on casters so he could just roll the tree in and out as needed.

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#253) On December 13, 2010 at 10:56 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

That is brilliant! I want one of those for Christmas!

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#256) On December 14, 2010 at 6:08 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Wyatt Earp? Because it's gassy!

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#257) On December 14, 2010 at 6:08 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Wyatt Earp? Because it's gassy!

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#258) On December 14, 2010 at 6:08 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Wyatt Earp? Because it's gassy!

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#259) On December 14, 2010 at 6:10 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

C is for Cookie. That's good enough for me!

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#260) On December 14, 2010 at 6:11 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I want Chinese food tonight.

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#261) On December 14, 2010 at 6:13 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My little guy has a gingerbread cookie, is being followed by our dogs. They want his cookie. He does not want them to have his cookie. Life is noisy and good.

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#262) On December 14, 2010 at 6:14 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

DD + DCA + LTBH = Happy Cato

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#264) On December 14, 2010 at 10:02 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.

The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well,  I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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#265) On December 14, 2010 at 10:11 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely sh*t my pants."

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#266) On December 14, 2010 at 10:20 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog says, "Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep also.

The third dog said, "This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the house all the time without her closes. This makes me very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails clipped!"

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#267) On December 14, 2010 at 10:27 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I'm back.  Did anyone miss me?

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#268) On December 14, 2010 at 10:28 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I needed a present for my brother, so I wrote him a book.  It took forever to get it all done and printed out.

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#269) On December 14, 2010 at 10:29 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".

"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

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#270) On December 14, 2010 at 10:31 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

FWIW, that is not a gift I would advise.  It wasn't the 340 pages, it was the printing.  I went through 12 ink cartridges.  (Didn't see the spot to turn off the background colors until after I had printed the first 150 pages)

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#271) On December 14, 2010 at 10:33 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I found out that if you spend $1000 a year at Staples in printing, you get a 10% discount.  I am almost there.  If they mix those pages up, I may cry.

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#272) On December 14, 2010 at 10:34 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Harry, It's good to see you have been taking care of things here.

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#273) On December 14, 2010 at 10:36 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

Unnerving but true.  I called the auto dealership today.  First I spoke to the Service Manager, Then he said I needed to talk to the guy in parts.

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#274) On December 14, 2010 at 10:37 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMwHZrUbVA

Cato hope I was'nt working too blue, cleaned em up as much as I could :)

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#275) On December 14, 2010 at 10:38 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

The next voice I heard was a very breathy Marilyn Monroe type "I've been an extra good girl....all year."

Whoa!  The Parts Guy?

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#276) On December 14, 2010 at 10:47 PM, Mary953 (78.91) wrote:

I had the Muzak - playing Santa Baby!

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#277) On December 14, 2010 at 10:48 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

The cat's taking a nap.

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#278) On December 14, 2010 at 10:52 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Maybe there's a new trend in customer service at parts desks.

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#279) On December 14, 2010 at 10:58 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Cato- Looks like your Generator is working well with $26.50 so far.

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#280) On December 14, 2010 at 11:00 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Thought you left, like so many others.

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#281) On December 14, 2010 at 11:02 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

@267

Wouldn't be a Foolanthropy comment-fest without ya'.

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#282) On December 14, 2010 at 11:03 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Myself included.

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#283) On December 14, 2010 at 11:08 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Sure changed around here after TMFpicked up the GS gut and the CEO of Paulson as directors. I wonder how much they pledged toward the Academy.

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#284) On December 14, 2010 at 11:12 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Anyways, I felt compelled to chime in and say awesome job. By you and all the Fools who chose your "venue" over the others.

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#285) On December 14, 2010 at 11:15 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Also to say enjoy this stage of you little one's life. They really do grow up fast.

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#286) On December 14, 2010 at 11:19 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

And since HCG broke out the blue, here is a tasteless joke, courtesy Little Johnny-

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#287) On December 14, 2010 at 11:21 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

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#288) On December 14, 2010 at 11:25 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Molly put up her hand and said "We went to Grampa's farm and saw all his sheep. It was fascinating."

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#289) On December 14, 2010 at 11:27 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

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#290) On December 14, 2010 at 11:29 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Sally raised her hand.  She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'  The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

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#291) On December 14, 2010 at 11:31 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Little Johnny raised his hand.  The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

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#292) On December 14, 2010 at 11:33 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. 
 

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#293) On December 14, 2010 at 11:37 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her girls are so big she can only fasten eight.' (And fastinate)

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#294) On December 14, 2010 at 11:39 PM, TMFDanDzombak (78.48) wrote:

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#295) On December 14, 2010 at 11:40 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Kudos to Cato and all Fellow Fools.

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#296) On December 14, 2010 at 11:52 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

One more thing- the dark chocolate covered espresso beans from World Market are really, really good.

There's another buck and a half or so.

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#297) On December 14, 2010 at 11:52 PM, TMFDanDzombak (78.48) wrote:

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#298) On December 14, 2010 at 11:55 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

And a rec! Regards

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#299) On December 15, 2010 at 12:21 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

One more dime for TMF Dan's #297. Extremely cool stuff.

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#300) On December 15, 2010 at 12:25 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Hey Starfirenv

Congrats on winning this weekend,

I'm convinced that Steve tanked his last game so he would'nt have to face me in the playoffs :)

(Missed it by that... much)

I 'm still filling out pretend lineups, and I got a 112 last weak

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#301) On December 15, 2010 at 12:29 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

One more to make it an even $30.00 with #300 and to say it's snowing at Tahoe. Yay! I will be at 10,000' by 8:30AM on my Atomics. 170 Metrons if you must know. Regards

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#302) On December 15, 2010 at 12:37 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Way to go John, you beat me to #300.

 That's 2 weeks in a row that I smoked Sloth. Too bad, Eric led the pack all year and I took him out of first, then the plyoffs. Got the Longman this week. I put him out last year, so I figure it's his turn. All in fun. Ever smoke sloth? It feels kinda good. Sorry Eric, thought you'd win it all. Best

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#303) On December 15, 2010 at 12:55 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

@#300 HCG- 112 is pretty strong but did you win? I'm rooting for TMF Animal. Not only is he the one who puts it together every year, but to be in the "trailer" most of the season and battle back to make the playoffs and get to the semifinals........
 By the way, it's week, "weak" is something else. Also ck your "taz" addy- I'll send you something. Best and another dime.

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#304) On December 15, 2010 at 1:13 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Well it's 10 PM out West, my girls are in bed and it's time for an adult beverage- rum w/mango pina juice. So I would like to propose a toast-
  To The Breezes:
Here's to the breezes
that blow thru the treeses
and lifts the little girls dresses up
over their kneese.
Some give it up
and some only teases-
and some send the boys home
with social diseases.
  To the breezes for another dime. At least I didn't suggest supervising S+M like SOMEONE! Sorry if I offended anyone.

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#305) On December 15, 2010 at 1:29 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

To make it $30.50 I will leave you with one of the greatest Rock n' Roll songs of all time (doesn't seem like it was ~40 yrs ago)
Enjoy, and play it loud!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhemoVkL9LQ

"Just remember one thing don't lose your head to a woman that"ll spend your bread". Sage advice. Dime

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#306) On December 15, 2010 at 1:37 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

 Starfirenv-

No way of knowing, TMF ANIMAL beat me out by 20 points in the last game.

So godspeed to anyone who made the playoffs. I would have just liked to sneak in somehow.

I'll need to draft better next year.

And I have two candidates that might want to play-

I could probably talk my buddy blesto into it.

And Mary showed an interest as long as her daughter was able to make the picks .

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#307) On December 15, 2010 at 1:53 AM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Ah BLESTO, the Bears, Lions, Eagles, Steelers, Titans org. guy. Yup. Eight team leagues work the best- maybe two leagues next year.
Do yourself a favor and watch Dans vid @ #297. Play #307 loud and finish with this- another great one from before you were born (I'm guessing- but pretty sure).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmY0mqdSADI
Did I say LOUD! Enjoy. I'll shoot off the Email now. My youngest daughter does tats but that's not one of 'em.
Dime up.

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#308) On December 15, 2010 at 1:57 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

 Yeah, I took down the sloth one week :)

 

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#309) On December 15, 2010 at 1:59 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

 Yeah, I took down the sloth one week :)

 

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#310) On December 15, 2010 at 2:31 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HmaAPaP-h0&feature=related

Hey, Mark.

You've given me an idea for a blog.

I'll do it tommorow since I 've had a few BUDS tonight.

So were in a holding pattern right now.

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#313) On December 15, 2010 at 9:09 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

LOL, WOW man.... Just WOW.

Thanx for the message still laughing.

 

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#314) On December 15, 2010 at 9:12 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Checked out both links, digging it.

But this was always my favorite Faces tune.

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#315) On December 15, 2010 at 9:15 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Where's Cato?

$31.50

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#316) On December 15, 2010 at 10:22 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

"Happines is when what you think, what you say and what you do, are in harmony."  Mahatma Gandhi

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#317) On December 17, 2010 at 7:37 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Hi, guys. Sorry for being absent. I've felt bad for a couple of days, have spent a lot of time not at the computer.

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#318) On December 17, 2010 at 7:41 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I sold all my shares of CALM today. I still think it is a fine company. Don't sell it unless you decide for you think it is the right thing for you.

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#319) On December 17, 2010 at 7:44 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Does anybody out there know of a potential sixteen bagger that will be a sixteen bagger by December of 2011? Just askin'. :)

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#320) On December 17, 2010 at 7:45 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

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#321) On December 17, 2010 at 7:46 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

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#322) On December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You body does not know what to do with doughnuts. Brocolli, chicken, oatmeal? Yes. Doughnuts? No!

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#323) On December 17, 2010 at 7:47 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You body does not know what to do with doughnuts. Brocolli, chicken, oatmeal? Yes. Doughnuts? No!

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#324) On December 17, 2010 at 7:49 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I've decised not to buy LACO. It is very tempting but I must admit it is outseide my circle of knowlege and the economy may not turn around in a timely fashon to make it go up for a looong time.

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#325) On December 17, 2010 at 7:50 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I aspire to be a spammer.

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#326) On December 19, 2010 at 1:28 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for I am missing my amygdala.

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#327) On December 19, 2010 at 1:39 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Is watching The Book of Eli on HBO. If is so darn hot and bright in the movie why does no one wear a hat?

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#328) On December 19, 2010 at 11:47 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Good morning

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#329) On December 19, 2010 at 11:49 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Although in some time zones it might be boa tarde.

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#330) On December 19, 2010 at 11:55 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

It's 10:54 here

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#331) On December 19, 2010 at 11:58 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

10:57 now

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#332) On December 19, 2010 at 12:07 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

What's on your screensaver?

Mine has the Hypnotoad.

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#333) On December 19, 2010 at 12:12 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

All glory to The HypnoToad

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#334) On December 19, 2010 at 12:16 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Darn that should have been in green.

Need a new computer so I can do those neat html tricks.

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#335) On December 19, 2010 at 12:18 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

$33.50

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#336) On December 19, 2010 at 12:26 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Hmmm what to watch,

Philly at the G-man

Or Jags at Colts

Decisions, Decisions.

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#337) On December 19, 2010 at 12:29 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I'll Probably just flip between the two.

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#338) On December 19, 2010 at 12:36 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Thinking of making some eggs in the hole for breakfast/lunch.

Not my most healthy option but very tasty.

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#339) On December 19, 2010 at 2:12 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

mmmm!

That was a tasty samwich'

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#340) On December 19, 2010 at 2:19 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Ok, gotta do the dishes, before all that butter congeals into one gelatonous mass.

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#341) On December 19, 2010 at 2:26 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Food for thoughtComing together is a beginning, Keeping together is a progress Working together is successHenry Ford  

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#342) On December 19, 2010 at 2:33 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Food for thought:

Only the educated are free.

Epictetus  

 

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#343) On December 19, 2010 at 2:37 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble

Warren Buffet  

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#344) On December 19, 2010 at 2:45 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Food for thoughtThe purpose of life is a life with purpose

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#345) On December 19, 2010 at 2:55 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

       Food for thought:

Debt is Real. Equity is opinion

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#346) On December 19, 2010 at 3:00 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Don't steal. The Government hates competition

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#347) On December 19, 2010 at 3:04 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The significant problems we face can never be solved at the level of thinking that created them.

Albert Einstein  

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#348) On December 19, 2010 at 3:27 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Food for thought:

In the long run, we are all dead but our children will be left to pick up the tab.

Thomas Hoenig  

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#349) On December 19, 2010 at 3:30 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Most people occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and continue on as if nothing ever happened.

Winston Churchill 

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#350) On December 19, 2010 at 3:49 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Under capitalism, people have more cars. Under communism, they have more parking spaces.

Winston Churchill  

Dime, dime, dime,dime, dime

dime, dime, dime, dime, dime

Damn Vick- he's killin' me.

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#351) On December 19, 2010 at 4:00 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Liberty is not the means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.

Lord Acton 

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#352) On December 19, 2010 at 4:11 PM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

Starfire, As an Eagles fan, I dont actually feel sorry for you. lol

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#353) On December 19, 2010 at 4:11 PM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

Starfire, As an Eagles fan, I dont actually feel sorry for you. lol

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#354) On December 19, 2010 at 4:14 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed…

Mark Twain  

Dime

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#355) On December 19, 2010 at 4:22 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect.

Margaret Mitchell  

Dime and thanks alot OOF. That ghetto animal abuser convict is a hell of a player. Should still be in a cage if you ask me.

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#356) On December 19, 2010 at 4:27 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Socialism is the philosophy of failure,

- Holy Cow! nice punt return by Deshaun Jackson to win the game for Phillie.

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#357) On December 19, 2010 at 4:27 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Thinking is really the hardest work, that is why so few people do it.Henry Ford Sr  

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#358) On December 19, 2010 at 4:29 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

the creed of ignorance

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#359) On December 19, 2010 at 4:32 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

and the gospel of envy

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#360) On December 19, 2010 at 4:35 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Everett McKinley Dirksen  

Dime

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#361) On December 19, 2010 at 4:39 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

It's inherent virtue

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#362) On December 19, 2010 at 4:42 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Is the equal sharing of misery

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#363) On December 19, 2010 at 4:42 PM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

I'm an animal lover and personally I think Vick did his time, paid his dues, and learned his lesson.  I could see if he was still abusing animals, but hanging someone out to dry for past deeds that they already repented for is simple judgmental and does nothing for the person doing to judging.

Judge ye not lest ye be judged
He who hath not sinned cast the first stone.

 

And GO EAGLES!!!!

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#364) On December 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

~ Winston Churchill.

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#365) On December 19, 2010 at 4:52 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to apply it.

Stanislaw J. Lec  

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#366) On December 19, 2010 at 4:53 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Ok next up is the

J-E-T-S at the Steel Curtain

I'm going with Pitt.

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#367) On December 19, 2010 at 5:07 PM, blesto (30.95) wrote:

<<"If my CAPS score achieves 98 or greater for more than one week the Earth will spin out of orbit and crash into the Sun.">>

If my CAPS score remains above 90 for more than three days, you'll detect the giant asteroid that causes it. :-)

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#368) On December 19, 2010 at 5:10 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

Henry David Thoreau  

Dime

OOF- Here's the deal, you are entitled to your opinion and I will not judge you. Can you say the same? This thug did some horrible things. Would you say the same if he had done 2 weeks instead of 2 years. Would you say the same if he sucked at QB- I don't think so. Atoned? Learned his lesson? You sure? His fate should be the same as the dogs who didn't kill good enough. So he killed them. Quote your Bible. How bout an eye for an eye? Or is that applied selectively?

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#369) On December 19, 2010 at 5:11 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

OOF, I read that Vick want's a puppy for Christmas.

I say he should be able to get one for his kids.

But the Judge should say no Pitbulls.

 

Maybe a Chiwuawa.

Dude seems reformed to me.

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#370) On December 19, 2010 at 5:15 PM, blesto (30.95) wrote:

I just had a weird experience less than an hour ago.

Somehow I was redirected to the Fool UK site and I thought that the tech Fools here were updating the site again. I was rambling on like some American Idiot before I realized where I was.

I wasn't in Kansas anymore and had to click my heels three times.

But I will return there in the near future, as that part of Fooldom gives a slightly different perspective.

10 more cents

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#371) On December 19, 2010 at 5:15 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

You know you’re in a bear market when people are losing money but feeling pretty good about it.

Wall Street Adage

Dime  

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#372) On December 19, 2010 at 5:19 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The study of money, above all other fields in economics, is one in which complexity is used to disguise truth or to evade truth, not to reveal it.John Kenneth Galbraith  

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#373) On December 19, 2010 at 5:30 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

$100 compounded at 7% for 200 years is more than $100 million, by which time it will be worth nothing.

Dime

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#374) On December 19, 2010 at 5:36 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Silver is an accident waiting to happen.

Bunker Hunt  

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#375) On December 19, 2010 at 5:42 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

A fool and his money are soon invited everywhere.

Warren Buffet  

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#376) On December 19, 2010 at 5:51 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

How fortunate for political administrations that the people they govern don't think.

Adolf Hitler 

 Dime

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#377) On December 19, 2010 at 5:53 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

$100 compounded at 7% for 200 years is more than $100 million, by which time it will be worth nothing.

It's possible, considering were dealing with a fiat currency.

But is'nt it also possible, that your Kids or Cato's kids could find the next new technology that would drive the market higher?

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#378) On December 19, 2010 at 5:58 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.

Barry Goldwater  

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#379) On December 19, 2010 at 6:01 PM, outoffocus (23.17) wrote:

Starfire,

I understand that you may still be angry for what Vick did.  And I'm not defending what he did.  However,

1.  I forgave Vick way before he became starting quarterback for the Eagles.  Forgiveness is possible once one realizes that despite everything,  we are all sinners and no one has to right to judge another person, especially if that person has repented for what they did. Because each and every one of us have done things that we are not proud of and everyone knew those things people would judge you in the same way that you are judging Vick. 

2.  You quoted "an eye for an eye" from the Bible, but the whole passage reads like this. 

 “You have heard the law that says the punishment must match the injury: ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.  But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also". Matthew 5:38-39  Words from Jesus himself. 

So while you thought you were quoting a scripture about revenge, you were actually quoting the scripture about turning the other cheek. 

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to start a war with you or anything.  I just I needed to clarify a little and I have a pet peeve about misquoted Bible scripture. 

Either ways its dimes for the academy. 

Enjoy your evening. 

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#384) On December 19, 2010 at 7:18 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Silence is the virtue of fools.

Francis Bacon  

Dime.

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#385) On December 19, 2010 at 7:23 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The only sort of liberty that is real under democracy is the liberty of the have-nots to destroy the liberty of the haves.

H. L. Mencken 

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#386) On December 19, 2010 at 7:29 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The more the State "plans" the more difficult planning becomes for the individual.

F.A. Hayek 

Dime

Where's Waldo? 

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#387) On December 19, 2010 at 7:37 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

 Bummer Jets won.

60 minutes is doing a thing on munis right now, interesting

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#388) On December 19, 2010 at 7:42 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

 outoffocus- I'm guessing you are Catholic. That sounds like something a child molester priest would say to the flock parents of two boys, one of which having already been "had".

"...the law that says the punishment must match the injury." Not a misquote at all. Did he (Vick) say a couple Hail Marys and throw a few bucks on the plate? If so, it's all good? Hate to say it but Karma doesn't work that way- but his "account" will be settled- and it won't be pretty. If you're good with it, that's all that matters. Best

Dime

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#389) On December 19, 2010 at 7:50 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Where's Waldo?

 I know where Waldon Pond is.... ; )

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#390) On December 19, 2010 at 8:04 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

John- got your e querry and am putting a little something together for you. Virginia City is very near to here. That's where Hoss and Little Joe would go "into town" on Bonanza. That whole area has been mined for 150 yrs. I should go have a beer at the "Bucket of Blood Saloon" and ask the bartender. Those guys simply leased some land and used a lot of enthusiastic and flowery verbage. I say uh-uh. But hey I'm <20. I will go into more detail on your TAZ- but today is football. I'm sure you understand. Best

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#391) On December 19, 2010 at 8:15 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Thanks man, thats what I thought.

Gonna be seeing my bro-in-law at Christmas.

Don't know how to tell him that he might have thrown ten grand down the drain.

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#392) On December 19, 2010 at 8:19 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Did'nt mean to exclude anybody-

Lode.OB

pump n' dump or not?

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#393) On December 19, 2010 at 8:27 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The two most important emotions are fear and gread, and you go from greed to fear in a fraction of a second.

Wall Street Saying  

John- and maybe not. Just wish him well. Reminds me of these guys-

http://www.generalmetalscorporation.com/s/Home.asp

who need money to continue the permitting process. I dipped a toe, it could all go away, or not.

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#394) On December 19, 2010 at 8:34 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain  

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#395) On December 19, 2010 at 8:38 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

If you don't hold it, you don't own it.

Old Axiom  

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#396) On December 19, 2010 at 9:35 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The years teach much which the days never knew.

Emerson  

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#397) On December 19, 2010 at 9:42 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The desire for gold is the most universal and deeply rooted commercial instinct of the human race.

Gerald M. Loeb  

Dime, dime, dime, dime, dime

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#398) On December 19, 2010 at 9:47 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The budget should be balanced; the treasury should be refilled; public debt should be reduced; and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled.

Cicero  

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#399) On December 19, 2010 at 10:09 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

H.L. Mencken  

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#400) On December 19, 2010 at 10:16 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

No State shall ... coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts....Art. 1, sect. 10, US Constitution  

So much for that-

Congrats Cato, that makes $40.00

A dime at a time.

Best to all from 5000' where it is snowing sideways.

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#401) On December 19, 2010 at 10:28 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.

Ronald Reagan

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#402) On December 19, 2010 at 10:36 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

The dog likes to play in the snow.

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#403) On December 19, 2010 at 10:37 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

And the cat is taking a nap again.

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#404) On December 19, 2010 at 10:38 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Cupcake Cabernet Savignon is pretty decent.

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#405) On December 20, 2010 at 8:36 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

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#406) On December 20, 2010 at 8:48 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

keep

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#407) On December 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

plugging

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#408) On December 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

to

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#409) On December 20, 2010 at 8:50 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

500

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#410) On December 20, 2010 at 8:56 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

My CAPS score change was (0) today.

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#411) On December 20, 2010 at 11:31 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Blah.

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#412) On December 20, 2010 at 11:32 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

*Raspberry*

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#413) On December 20, 2010 at 11:33 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Meh.

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#414) On December 20, 2010 at 11:33 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Meh.

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#415) On December 20, 2010 at 11:34 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

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#416) On December 20, 2010 at 11:34 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Sometimes you don't.

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#417) On December 20, 2010 at 11:36 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I sliced my thumb open yesterday. Hitting the space bar hurts like a mamma-jamma!

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#418) On December 20, 2010 at 11:38 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I have the TV on in the background, dancing Santas scare me.

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#419) On December 20, 2010 at 11:38 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'd like to have Kate Winslet shaved and brought to my tent.

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#420) On December 20, 2010 at 11:40 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Is totally stoked to see the Pirates of the Caribbean 4 after watching the trailer.

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#421) On December 20, 2010 at 11:43 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

My dogs are freaking out in the back yard. I hate it for my neighbors. :)

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#422) On December 20, 2010 at 11:44 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Woof! Woof! Bark! Whine! Bark-Bark-Bark!

 

I like having large dogs. Eat'em, guys!

 

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#423) On December 20, 2010 at 11:47 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I want a orange juice and vodka. Sadly I have neither. I wonder how peppermint schnapps and apple juice would taste.

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#424) On December 20, 2010 at 11:48 PM, TMFBabo (100.00) wrote:

I had Chipotle today

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#425) On December 20, 2010 at 11:48 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Awful!

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#426) On December 20, 2010 at 11:49 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Chipotle makes my tummy do bad, bad things!

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#427) On December 20, 2010 at 11:51 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I bet getting kicked by a Rockette would be like getting kicked by a really pretty mule.

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#428) On December 20, 2010 at 11:52 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Roar!

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#429) On December 20, 2010 at 11:52 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I just made jazz hands, in case you were wondering.

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#430) On December 20, 2010 at 11:54 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm going to convert to Zorastrianism because I could legally carry a sword and wear a black mask.

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#431) On December 20, 2010 at 11:55 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

*bleat*

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#432) On December 20, 2010 at 11:56 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Again, the hour grows late and the urge for waffles grows.

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#433) On December 20, 2010 at 11:57 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I need an HDTV because I'm tired of only seeing the middle 3/4 of some of the television shows I enjoy.

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#434) On December 20, 2010 at 11:59 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Bored to Death on HBO is by favorite scripted television show. It never fails to make me laugh.

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#435) On December 21, 2010 at 12:00 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Can I get away with going to the Marietta Diner at this hour?

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#436) On December 21, 2010 at 12:02 AM, TMFBabo (100.00) wrote:

Lol, you bleated.

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#437) On December 21, 2010 at 12:02 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

After taking a second sip of the apple juice an PS I can affirm that it is awful. Only try it if you wish to use it as a bonding experience with your buddies.

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#438) On December 21, 2010 at 12:03 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Stevie Wonder used to be a genius. Now he is just kinda sad.

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#439) On December 21, 2010 at 12:03 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I've got two turntables and a microphone.

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#440) On December 21, 2010 at 12:05 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

TMFBabo, I *bleat* therefore I am.

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#441) On December 21, 2010 at 12:06 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

There's a sassy cat rummaging through the garbage of my mind.

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#442) On December 21, 2010 at 12:07 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Twinkle, twinkle little waffle...

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#443) On December 21, 2010 at 12:07 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

That apple juice and PS is really awful...

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#444) On December 21, 2010 at 12:08 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

With a laptop sitting on my theigh...

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#445) On December 21, 2010 at 12:09 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I look up recipes for pecan pies...

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#446) On December 21, 2010 at 12:10 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Twinkle, twinkle little waffle...

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#447) On December 21, 2010 at 12:11 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

That apple juice and PS is really awful!

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#448) On December 21, 2010 at 12:11 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm running out of steam.

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#449) On December 21, 2010 at 12:13 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm buying more shares of LUK and FRFHF.PK tomorrow.

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#450) On December 21, 2010 at 12:16 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Korg is a stupid name for a piano company.

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#451) On December 21, 2010 at 12:17 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

That's it. I'm outta here! Goodnight!

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#452) On December 21, 2010 at 6:07 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I'm rough like sandpaper and hard like particle physics.

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#453) On December 21, 2010 at 6:09 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Please stop paying Angelina Jolie to make movies.

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#454) On December 21, 2010 at 6:16 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I know I shouln't buy it but there is a sweet two acre lot of sale at a really good price in an area I like.

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#455) On December 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Waffles

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#456) On December 21, 2010 at 6:20 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Waffles

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#457) On December 21, 2010 at 6:24 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I look like Mayor MacCheese, without the giant cheeseburger head.

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#458) On December 21, 2010 at 6:24 PM, djshagggyd (74.03) wrote:

Waffling 

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#459) On December 21, 2010 at 6:27 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Can I get a Amen, bothers and sisters?!

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#460) On December 21, 2010 at 6:28 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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#461) On December 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

dj! How are you?

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#462) On December 21, 2010 at 6:59 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

I got home from a day on the mountain (skiing) and my significant other was watching a cooking show.
So I say "What are you watching that for-you can't cook".
Then she retorts "Well, you watch porn". Whatever. hmph.

 

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#463) On December 21, 2010 at 9:03 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Amen.

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#464) On December 21, 2010 at 9:05 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Omelettes for supper tonight.

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#465) On December 21, 2010 at 9:06 PM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Any idea what kind of wine goes best with omelettes?

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#466) On December 21, 2010 at 9:09 PM, blesto (30.95) wrote:

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#467) On December 21, 2010 at 9:14 PM, blesto (30.95) wrote:

Korg is a weird name for a piano, but they make great tuners and metronomes.

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#468) On December 21, 2010 at 10:00 PM, Starfirenv (< 20) wrote:

So after that, she says "what's your problem?."  And I say, "Yup, I got a problem with that".  She says "GOOD, I'll wait for in the other room". Better pack a lunch. $hit. Whole new definition of doin' DD.

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#469) On December 21, 2010 at 10:19 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

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#470) On December 21, 2010 at 10:26 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

#424 I thought you had Chipotle everyday...: )

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#471) On December 21, 2010 at 10:37 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Korg spelled backwards is grok.

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#472) On December 21, 2010 at 10:44 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

The ground in Chicago is frozen 16" deep.

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#473) On December 21, 2010 at 10:51 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I prefer the Campells raviolio's over Chef boy r' dees mini raviolis.

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#474) On December 21, 2010 at 10:54 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

#500 coming up.

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#475) On December 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Who wants it?

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#476) On December 21, 2010 at 11:02 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I'll defer and go for comment #888. Kwazy ates.

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#477) On December 21, 2010 at 11:32 PM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

HCG is in the house!

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#478) On December 22, 2010 at 12:16 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

You down with TMA?

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#479) On December 22, 2010 at 12:16 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Yeah, you know me!

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#480) On December 22, 2010 at 12:18 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

In my next life I want to be a arial firefighter.

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#481) On December 22, 2010 at 12:20 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I am glad going to work does not require me to wear a tie.

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#482) On December 22, 2010 at 12:22 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

One of my fondest memories is sleeping out under the stars at Monument Valley.

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#483) On December 22, 2010 at 12:23 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I need to cull my collection of books.

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#484) On December 22, 2010 at 12:24 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

And I need to do the same with the collection of obsolete computer stuff.

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#485) On December 22, 2010 at 12:25 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

The angel on top of the tree is giving me the stink eye.

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#486) On December 22, 2010 at 12:28 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

I still have my old couch on the screened porch on the back side of the house. Yes, I hear banjos playing each time I see it sitting out there.

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#487) On December 22, 2010 at 12:29 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Warning: The P.C. is dead.

What the...? Then what am I typing on?

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#488) On December 22, 2010 at 12:32 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Two of my life's goals:

1) Be able to rent a villa in Tuscany for a month each summer.

 2) Be able to rent an exotic car a couple of times a year, drive it like I stole it.

 

 

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#489) On December 22, 2010 at 12:34 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Being able to rent something you desire is good because who really wants to pay for the upkeep and insurance of either of those things? They'd end up owning you instead of the other way around.

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#490) On December 22, 2010 at 12:35 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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#491) On December 22, 2010 at 12:38 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Ever notice how most of Everclear's songs are in the key of G?

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#492) On December 22, 2010 at 12:39 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!

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#493) On December 22, 2010 at 12:43 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

493

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#494) On December 22, 2010 at 12:43 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

494

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#495) On December 22, 2010 at 12:44 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

495

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#496) On December 22, 2010 at 12:45 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

496

 

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#497) On December 22, 2010 at 12:48 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

497

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#498) On December 22, 2010 at 12:48 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

498

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#499) On December 22, 2010 at 12:48 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

499

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#500) On December 22, 2010 at 12:49 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV_ZhBcNiQQ

 

Happy 500!

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#501) On December 22, 2010 at 1:35 AM, djshagggyd (74.03) wrote:

Happy 501! 

I'm good Cato!

But sleepy...

John, got your email. Can't reply tonight, Feds are watching. Plus I'm really hungry!

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#502) On December 22, 2010 at 1:38 AM, djshagggyd (74.03) wrote:

Oh wait, it's not the Feds! It's just a snowman with a badge. It doesn't change the fact that I'm hungry and can no longer type.

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#503) On December 23, 2010 at 12:05 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Thank all of you that contributed to this blog. Please keep it going.

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#504) On December 23, 2010 at 7:55 AM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

Congrats

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#505) On December 23, 2010 at 7:55 AM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

on

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#506) On December 23, 2010 at 7:56 AM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

reaching

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#507) On December 23, 2010 at 7:56 AM, rd80 (97.55) wrote:

500

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#508) On December 23, 2010 at 10:36 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

DJ eat something!

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#509) On December 23, 2010 at 10:49 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Be careful my freind, I suspect that is a Fed disguised as a snowman.

Lay low and let him freeze his a$$ off.

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#510) On December 23, 2010 at 11:11 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Sorry for the break.

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#511) On December 23, 2010 at 11:18 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Dog was acting antsey.

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#512) On December 23, 2010 at 11:22 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Took out the trash.

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#513) On December 23, 2010 at 11:48 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

checked the mail.

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#514) On December 23, 2010 at 11:53 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Got an inch thick annual report that I won't be able to read until after Christmas.

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#515) On December 24, 2010 at 12:01 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

much too busy posting nonsense for Foolanthropry... : ) 

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#516) On December 24, 2010 at 12:30 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Because

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#517) On December 24, 2010 at 12:32 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

U (you)

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#518) On December 24, 2010 at 12:37 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Deserve

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#519) On December 24, 2010 at 12:40 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

What

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#520) On December 24, 2010 at 12:43 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Every

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#521) On December 24, 2010 at 12:47 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Individual

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#522) On December 24, 2010 at 12:49 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Should

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#523) On December 24, 2010 at 12:52 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Enjoy

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#524) On December 24, 2010 at 12:56 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Regulary

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#525) On December 24, 2010 at 3:26 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Finished with my Christmas shopping today.

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#526) On December 24, 2010 at 3:29 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Such a slacker.

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#527) On December 24, 2010 at 3:32 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Waited until the last minute, again.

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#528) On December 24, 2010 at 3:43 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

But it's done.

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#529) On December 24, 2010 at 3:45 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I consider that to be

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#530) On December 24, 2010 at 3:47 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

just another,

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#531) On December 24, 2010 at 3:51 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Festivus Miracle.

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#532) On December 24, 2010 at 4:32 PM, 1badmonkey (46.94) wrote:

Can I have Frosty's hat?

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#533) On December 24, 2010 at 4:40 PM, 1badmonkey (46.94) wrote:

Raise your hand it you've watched "Killer Klowns From Outer Space".

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#534) On December 24, 2010 at 4:44 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

gotta do taxes

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#535) On December 24, 2010 at 4:46 PM, 1badmonkey (46.94) wrote:

I intend to prove Kris Kringle is Santa Claus!

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#536) On December 24, 2010 at 4:46 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I don't really hate taxes.

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#537) On December 24, 2010 at 4:47 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

But I do hate preparing for them.

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#538) On December 24, 2010 at 4:48 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

It is so expensive and complicated.

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#539) On December 24, 2010 at 4:49 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

It doesn't have to be that way!

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#540) On December 24, 2010 at 4:51 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I'm for the Fair Tax!

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#541) On December 24, 2010 at 4:52 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

santa brought me a rubber chicken

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#542) On December 24, 2010 at 4:53 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

and yes, it did snow in Central MO

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#543) On December 24, 2010 at 4:54 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

How much snow in ChicagO

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#544) On December 24, 2010 at 4:55 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

I did want ten.

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#545) On December 24, 2010 at 4:57 PM, soycapital (< 20) wrote:

at least because a round number you know?

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#546) On December 25, 2010 at 12:13 AM, catoismymotor (< 20) wrote:

Merry Christmas to my fellow Fools. I thank all those that decided to participate in Cato's Tuition Generator. I had fun rambling like an idiot and reading the ramblings and thoughtfully executed postings of you all.

No go finish putting that train set or bicycle together! 

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#547) On December 26, 2010 at 9:21 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I really want those kwazy ates.

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#548) On December 26, 2010 at 9:26 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Cato, what's TMA?

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#549) On December 26, 2010 at 9:30 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

29 floutests flouting.

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#550) On December 26, 2010 at 9:36 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Snow level is at half of my dog.

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#551) On December 26, 2010 at 9:45 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

This just in-

http://www.theonion.com/

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#552) On December 26, 2010 at 9:49 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

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#553) On December 26, 2010 at 10:22 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

http://www.theonion.com/video/ospan-classic-cia-accidentally-overthrows-costa-ri,18056/

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#554) On December 26, 2010 at 10:34 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn’t have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. “Sure,” said Izzard. “There a mirror around here?” “There’s one on the wall right beside you,” said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. “Yep!” he said. “It’s me, all right!”

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#555) On December 26, 2010 at 10:49 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

#540)

I'm for the flat tax, but not quite sure what the difference is.

Either way I think we would be better off.

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#556) On December 29, 2010 at 3:07 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

ok,

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#557) On December 29, 2010 at 3:13 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Gonna

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#558) On December 29, 2010 at 3:17 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

have

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#559) On December 29, 2010 at 3:19 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

2

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#560) On December 29, 2010 at 3:29 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

get those

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#561) On December 29, 2010 at 3:34 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Kwazy ates

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#562) On December 29, 2010 at 3:38 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

by myself-

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#563) On December 29, 2010 at 3:42 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Kwazy ates

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#564) On December 29, 2010 at 3:45 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Kwazy ates

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#565) On December 29, 2010 at 3:48 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Kwazy ates

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#566) On December 29, 2010 at 3:51 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Best to stop now.. :)

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#567) On December 29, 2010 at 3:55 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

before I'm considered spam.

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#568) On December 29, 2010 at 3:58 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

Maybe tomorrow

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#569) On December 29, 2010 at 4:03 AM, HarryCaraysGhost (99.62) wrote:

I'll continue being a ham.... ; )

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