Charlie Sheen vs. Warner Bros (who wins?)
Charlie Sheen vs. Warner Bros
Since Charlie Sheen recently declared war against Warner Brothers, now might be a good time to compare the 2 to see if a prediction of who will win can be made.
1) Warner Brothers has a lot of money...... But Charlie Sheen has a lot of Drugs...
2) Warner Brothers has a lot of Cartoon Characters.... But Charlie Sheen is a Warlock
3) Warner Brothers has TV/Film studios..... Charlie Sheen has Spooky Internet Videos
Advantage? Warner Brothers!
4) Warner Brothers owns half of the CW Television Network..... Charlie Sheen still has use of half of half of half of his brain left....
Advantage? Charlie Sheen! *I don't remember last time I watched the CW network?*
5) Warner Brothers owns DC Comics.......Charlie Sheen appeared in an episode of "Amazing Stories" anthology.
Advantage? Warner Brothers! Come'on... Did you seriously ever remember watching Amazing Stories much less the episode Charlie starred in?
6) Warner Brothers has the ability to Fire people, and they Fired Charlie Sheen....
Charlie Sheen starred in an unreleased Lionsgate film, "Food Fight."
Advantage? Warner Brothers!! Afterall "Food Fight" was unreleased.
TOTAL: Charlie Sheen 3
Warner Brothers 3
Crud.... It's a TIE!!!!
While I am disappointed that I can not declare a winner here... I am also not surprised that we have reached "SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME." Knocking down 7 grams of rocks will tend to do that from time to time.