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Charlie Sheen vs. Warner Bros (who wins?)



March 08, 2011 – Comments (3)

Charlie Sheen vs. Warner Bros

Since Charlie Sheen recently declared war against Warner Brothers, now might be a good time to compare the 2 to see if a prediction of who will win can be made.

1)  Warner Brothers has a lot of money......   But Charlie Sheen has a lot of Drugs...

Advantage?  Sheen!

2)  Warner Brothers has a lot of Cartoon Characters....  But Charlie Sheen is a Warlock

Advantage?  Sheen!

3)  Warner Brothers has TV/Film studios.....  Charlie Sheen has Spooky Internet Videos

Advantage?  Warner Brothers!

4)  Warner Brothers owns half of the CW Television Network..... Charlie Sheen still has use of half of half of half of his brain left....

Advantage?  Charlie Sheen!         *I don't remember last time I watched the CW network?*

5)  Warner Brothers owns DC Comics.......Charlie Sheen appeared in an episode of "Amazing Stories" anthology.

Advantage?  Warner Brothers!               Come'on... Did you seriously ever remember watching Amazing Stories much less the episode Charlie starred in?

6)  Warner Brothers has the ability to Fire people, and they Fired Charlie Sheen....
Charlie Sheen starred in an unreleased Lionsgate film, "Food Fight."

Advantage?  Warner Brothers!!                         Afterall "Food Fight" was unreleased.

TOTAL:  Charlie Sheen      3
             Warner Brothers  3

Crud.... It's a TIE!!!!    

While I am disappointed that I can not declare a winner here... I am also not surprised that we have reached "SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME."   Knocking down 7 grams of rocks will tend to do that from time to time.

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#1) On March 08, 2011 at 11:35 PM, checklist34 (98.67) wrote:

gun to my head sheen accomplishes what I'd guess to be his goal:  he will make alot of money.

via a lawsuit

via a bigger contract

via a new reality show, which would instantly go to #1 and then some

via a host of online social network ad type deals and so forth

via appearance fees making those of "jersey shore" look like acorns in a steak factory

Gun to my head, if I had to guess, ...

A)  we obviously have an unusually talented person here

B)  very few people so talented and charismatic (he obviously is charismatic sometimes, or he wouldn't get the girl, the job, the popularity, etc.) would be unable to get it together for a few interviews with 50 million dollars on the line.  Well maybe not that much, but a crapload anyway.  


C)  I think somehow he isn't as out of control as he is showing people in these interviews and he has himself a bit of a plan.  


D)  A guy who has, you cannot deny it, "won' a whole lot of things, just finally decoupled from social pressure and became eccentric.  A constant threat, is that, to anybody rich or removed from the "need" to interact on the terms of others.

that is all

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#2) On March 09, 2011 at 12:55 AM, Valyooo (35.42) wrote:

Checklist, you hit the nail on the head with C.  I heard a radio interview in philly where he basically said he doesn't do anything too crazy, and that hes getting paid a lot.

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#3) On March 09, 2011 at 8:26 AM, outoffocus (23.87) wrote:

or E) He's been bipolar for years, hiding through drug abuse and alcohol and the truth is finally coming to light...

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