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Coffee - the latest stimulus package

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November 16, 2009 – Comments (2) | RELATED TICKERS: GMCR , PEET.DL , DDRX.DL

Soon I will be launching my new business, Enigmatic Coffee.  The ticker will be called ENMA for anyone looking for the IPO.  This coffee will be the best ever for getting you started in the morning!  It will taste horrible, but it will keep you regular and it will feed your addiction. 

There will be single-serve, pre-packaged offerings that you can stash in your briefcase for those early morning meetings when you just have to get stimulated in a hurry.  And don't worry - the coffee will be imported from South American countries whose economies will benefit from all the new demand for those delicious beans that we all know and love as the magical fruit.

There has to be a lot of pent-up demand so I know my business will thrive.  Watch for my product on store shelves in Wal-Mart and Family Dollar Stores everywhere!

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#1) On November 16, 2009 at 4:46 PM, ChrisGraley (29.74) wrote:

I would reccomend packing in even smaller 1/2 cup servings and marking the price up 50% more. That would double your units sold while increasing revenue per unit by 50%.

Then change your name to "Linux Coffee" and claim that your coffee is open source.

Make the coffee pots biodegradeble to attact the recyclers with the added benefit that people have to buy new pots every month or so...

The possibilities are endless!

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#2) On November 19, 2009 at 11:21 PM, floridabuilder2 (99.29) wrote:

send me an email about the community...  a link to the web is all I need...  I have access to most of Denver

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