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Criminal calls 9-11 on himself



March 10, 2011 – Comments (2)

 Man breaks into home and is confronted in bath room taking a shower,  calls 9-11 on himself to let the police know he's worried and needs the government to come help him.


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#1) On March 10, 2011 at 3:00 PM, ikkyu2 (98.19) wrote:

I assume he was immediately granted $500 million in TARP funds and a stay on repayment of all his debts.

 He is a thief, after all, which I believe qualifies as a "participating banker" under TARP rules.

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#2) On March 10, 2011 at 3:20 PM, L0RDZ (90.36) wrote:

I'm sure if more dumbocrats had their way they would possibly consider something as silly as that IKKYU2,  but the fool  really wanted to take a shower and was caught in the act and  actually callled 9-11 on himself from the shower.

I don't know any participating bankers that aren't beyond the basic ability to afford to take showers in their own places, at worst they would take a shower at the local gym.

That idiot is the future of one party, the i'm an idiot party, I really need more government to come take care of me party, the i'm permanently mentally disabled party.

It makes me want to study physics so that I might create a time machine so that I can go back in time and stop his mom from making such a fool or rigging the contest so that some other sperm donor makes a better fool than him.

There actually is a worse case of some guy who broke into this other mans house,  got naked, ate the mans food,  drank the mans beer and got high and feel asleep.

Anyways the guy got home and was shocked to see a big fat naked man sprawled out on his couch so he went and got out a video camera and woke the intruder up  and asked him on camera "what the heck are you doing in my house !!!".

The guy was all sleepy and mumbled something only to catch a nice right cross  against his fat face.


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