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DARE News: Bail Out or Blow Up

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October 10, 2011 – Comments (2) | RELATED TICKERS: FREE , DO , M

Only weeks remain before the biggest Internet crisis of lives explodes virally, causing mass panic among all of the G20 of the Internet.

Sites like YouTube will likely just explode. Twits will stop Tweeter in its tracks. FaceBook will automatically delete all user data. The panic is likely to spread to all the intertubes with webs getting their signals crossed all over the planet.

President Sarkozy spoke today and emphasized the importance of bailing out the weaker links by stealing from the already impoverished poor and middle classes.

"The Internet is too important," Sarkozy stated, "to simply leave it to survive on its own merits."

As of today no official plan to save the Internet from what is likely to cause a ROFLMAO copter like tail spin into the abyss. Though if history is any evidence the solution will likely involve more pain for your everyday user and silently distribute more money and power to mega sites like Google.com.

DARE News at this time, although not a member of the Internet G20 is publicly stating today that we will not accept any sort of "bail out" from the President of the Internet Ron Paul 2012.

2 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On October 10, 2011 at 10:00 AM, BillyTG (98.13) wrote:

I don't understand. Why will the internet stop working? Are these companies planning to boycott government for a day, or are hackers planning to take down those sites and government is worried they aren't secure enough? You're saying that Sarkozy wants to tax people to pay internet companies, or else they will go out of business? Very confusing post. Please explain.

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#2) On October 10, 2011 at 2:29 PM, DaretothREdux (45.25) wrote:

BillyTG,

The article is satirical in nature as are most of mine. But never fear the internets are safe at least for now. the article is in reference to the recent news about the bail out of Greece and all the hype around the financial world ending as we know it. I will link a related Dridge article later when I'm not responding from my iPhone.

Thanks for reading,

Dare

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