Dear General Motors Corp.
Dear General Motors Corp.,
I trust you are recovering well from your recent surgery. As you know for the last couple of decades I have been concerned about the state of your health. You have been staying up late, eating poorly, letting your kids milk you for all your worth and letting your new neighbors from Europe and Asia make you look incompetent at work. The old you would deny what I have said. But since the intervention you can look at me and agree. It is going to be okay. I know what you are going through is painful. You have already accomplished so much before going under the knife. I pray that you continue to heal and are able to return to work with resh ideas and renewed vigor before the disability funds dry up.
P.S. - If you do really well I might buy a few shares. Enjoy the candy.