Diamond Foods Alternate CEO Gaffe Headlines
For the past month and change I've been putting out a weekly series that highlights CEO gaffes. Some are absolutely worse than others and this week's highlight, Diamond Foods, is no exception.
I can't help but admit though that I was torn between keeping the series name consistent, "CEO Gaffe of the Week: (insert company name here)... or to go with one of the following alternate titles...
Diamond Foods is Just a Shell of Its Former Self
Diamond Foods: You'd be Nuts to Buy This
Diamond Foods' Pop Secret Results
Why Diamond Foods Got Shelled
Diamond Foods: Why Even a Squirrel Wouldn't Want This Nut
Diamond Foods: International Nut of Mystery
Diamond Foods: The Nut that Shagged Shareholders Rotten
My problem is I couldn't figure out which one I liked more... I was leaning toward Diamond Foods' Pop Secret Results....
Anyone have any other catchy titles we can use in the future to poke fun at Diamond's gross mismanagement of funds - in good humor of course....