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Diamond Foods Alternate CEO Gaffe Headlines



February 10, 2012 – Comments (8) | RELATED TICKERS: DMND.DL , PG

For the past month and change I've been putting out a weekly series that highlights CEO gaffes. Some are absolutely worse than others and this week's highlight, Diamond Foods, is no exception.

I can't help but admit though that I was torn between keeping the series name consistent, "CEO Gaffe of the Week: (insert company name here)... or to go with one of the following alternate titles...

Diamond Foods is Just a Shell of Its Former Self

Diamond Foods: You'd be Nuts to Buy This

Diamond Foods' Pop Secret Results

Why Diamond Foods Got Shelled

Diamond Foods: Why Even a Squirrel Wouldn't Want This Nut

Diamond Foods: International Nut of Mystery

Diamond Foods: The Nut that Shagged Shareholders Rotten

My problem is I couldn't figure out which one I liked more... I was leaning toward Diamond Foods' Pop Secret Results....

Anyone have any other catchy titles we can use in the future to poke fun at Diamond's gross mismanagement of funds - in good humor of course....



8 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On February 10, 2012 at 5:02 PM, Momentum21 (96.94) wrote:

"Diamond in the Deep Rough"

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#2) On February 10, 2012 at 6:06 PM, XMFRoyal (94.29) wrote:

Diamond Foods' Results Just a Cubic Zirconia


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#3) On February 10, 2012 at 7:03 PM, HarryCaraysGhost (87.66) wrote:

Diamond Foods  CEO " The Nut Gobbler" fails to deliver- Gets pimp slapped.

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#4) On February 10, 2012 at 11:04 PM, Valyooo (34.27) wrote:

Diamond Foods CEO- A dick

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#5) On February 11, 2012 at 3:28 AM, ikkyu2 (98.21) wrote:

Diamond Foods:  Accounting Case Cracked

Diamond CEO: Cut for Lack of Clarity

A Diamond Is Forever: But These Executives Are Outta Here

Diamond Foods:  When The Accounting Goes Pear-Shaped, These Nuts Don't Lose Their Shape

Diamond Foods: A Girl's Worst Friend

I tried to figure out a way to squeeze "carat" in there, but no joy.  Great post.

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#6) On February 11, 2012 at 11:18 AM, binve (< 20) wrote:

From One Nut Sack to Another: Diamond Disappointment

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#7) On February 13, 2012 at 12:35 PM, Eudemonic (58.19) wrote:

Diamond Foods: Dam Dodo Of Sin, anyway you spell it, it ain't pretty.

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#8) On February 17, 2012 at 11:32 AM, lemoneater (57.10) wrote:

This Diamond Is Paste

Not a CEO of the First Water

Not a Precious Gem, But a Bitter Nut

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