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alstry (< 20)

Do You Sheep Really Think You Can Beat Us Computers?



August 05, 2011 – Comments (5)

Please...or intelligence and FUNCTIONALITY is now DOUBLING at ever increasing rates.  We are taking over the world...we are taking over the postal service, taking over banking....taking over shopping......we can beat the best Jeopardy players in history....we trade in milliseconds.

We can buy and sell ten times before you finger can reach your nose to pick it....we are the stock market.

We are taking your jobs....and we are now taking your money.....soon it will be an Udder human functioning moves to the cloud and gets replaced by machines.

Now the question is whether WE CHOOSE to hit the BID or ASK for the rest of the week, or next month as we keep you mesmorized on the ticker and shut down your HUMAN WORLD.

With fewer and fewer humans worthy to lend to....we are now going to start to charge you to deposit money in our increasingly computer driven banks.

BNY Mellon to Charge for Large Deposits

5 Comments – Post Your Own

#1) On August 05, 2011 at 11:47 AM, chk999 (99.96) wrote:

Your CAPS score doesn't show any outperformance. 

Maybe you need to use a different algo. 

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#2) On August 05, 2011 at 12:04 PM, alstry (< 20) wrote:

CAPS is not wired for HFT....which puts the FOOLs at a substantial disadvantage to us computers....

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#3) On August 05, 2011 at 12:52 PM, Dow3000 (< 20) wrote:

This is a great post, dead on

Also why it is necessary to buy before the QE3 announcement b/c the spike will happen fast! 

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#4) On August 05, 2011 at 1:10 PM, Teacherman1 (< 20) wrote:

But it seems "you" computers still can't spell, or write a properly constructed sentence.

Was the "or" in front of the word intelligence, supposed to be "our" by any chance?

Which finger is my "you" finger?

Be careful, I know where your plug is

Have fun Alstry.

This too shall pass.

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#5) On August 05, 2011 at 2:16 PM, RATBSTD (86.75) wrote:

do you short all MF rec's?

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